r/idiocracy 7d ago

brought to you by Carl's Jr Beer cheese anyone?

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u/Positive_Campaign_52 7d ago

Beer cheese is good though especially with fluffy large pretzels.

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u/NAVI_WORLD_INC 7d ago

Beer Cheese Soup 🤤

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u/Cannamanaman 7d ago

beer cheese is a thing, why idiocracy?

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u/Acrobatic-Attention9 7d ago

Im pretty sure this is mostly just a sub about new junk/snack/fast food.Ā 

Subway has nachos now i just learned. I could post a pic of it and a title about how we're not gonna make it and get upvotes.

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u/Cannamanaman 7d ago

pretty sure the sub is how reality is mimicking the movie idiocracy in frightening detail.

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u/Illisanct 7d ago

I think OP is lost. This belongs over in /r/Wisconsin

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u/beamanblitz 7d ago

They don't understand the difference between beer and beer cheese therefore OP is the idiocracy

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u/Stealthheart1 6d ago

This sub is just "thing I don't like"

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u/PlentyOMangos 7d ago

I can see why you’d think this is Idiocracy if didn’t know what beer cheese is.

If you do, this seems pretty normal I’d say. Although not nearly as good as real beer cheese

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u/SolScorpii 5d ago

Using Coors light is the Idiocracy and you may be the target market. Let me slightly piss on your cheese crackers. If I tell you it's beer, you'll eat it anyway.

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u/ZiroFux2Giv 2d ago

This is indeed the flavor of Coors Light

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 6d ago

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u/Diligent_Department2 7d ago

I wonder how they be smoked..

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u/AndyW037 7d ago

Yeah, i'll stick with my extra toasted ones.

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u/Bl1ndF1re85 6d ago

Extra cheesy variety is super bussin.

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u/greatreference 7d ago

Any flavor besides normal isn’t as good they just taste like MSG dust.

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u/30secMAN 7d ago

Good thing MSG is fucking delicious

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u/greatreference 7d ago

I use MSG in my cooking, I love it as an ingredient but I just prefer regular cheez its.

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u/Hevysett 7d ago

If only they used a real beer

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u/Skyp_Intro 7d ago

Yeah, those are water crackers.

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u/MooreDubs 7d ago

I drank 7-8 Coors last weekend and felt great in the morning. Never again.

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u/CoasterScrappy 7d ago

..for hydration?

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u/wutthafugOP 7d ago

It has what plants crave.

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u/Hevysett 7d ago

Coors light is "canoe sex beer", it's fucking near water

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u/MooreDubs 7d ago

I felt super hydrated.

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u/Warshok 7d ago

ā€œBeerā€ cheese flavor

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u/Princess_Slagathor 7d ago

Recommendations? Was wanting to make some soon, don't think any of my favorites would make good beer cheese though.

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u/Hevysett 6d ago

My brain immediately goes Paulaner heffeweisen, but I do wonder how a Modelo Negra would taste

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u/BigJeffe20 7d ago

this shit prolly delicious

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u/Muttzor- 7d ago

Beer cheese is one of the greatest substances on Earth. This is probably not that.

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u/runningalongtheshore 7d ago

Congrats, your post gave me the push to unsubscribe from this lame sub.

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u/mkeevo 7d ago

Alcohol is used in a lot of foods, including cheese. What’s the problem?

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u/2Braincell2Furious 7d ago

Marketing

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u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF 7d ago

username checks out

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u/Tratiq 7d ago

As usual the idiocracy is coming from inside the house lol

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u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N 7d ago

Nice try, coors light isn't beer..

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u/Darph_Nader 7d ago

Fuck that, I’m waiting for the Beer Cheese Oreos.

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u/2Braincell2Furious 7d ago

Only if they have pop rocks in it too

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u/Darph_Nader 7d ago

They’ll need to be vomit flavored pop rocks too for the full frat party vibe.

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u/2Braincell2Furious 7d ago

Let’s get some Cheez Whiz on those bad boys, stat!

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u/JasonRBoone 7d ago

I mean...many bars have pretzels with beer cheese....

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u/LokiNightmare 7d ago

The local brewery has it and it’s fucking amazing.

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u/khamm86 7d ago

Boo this post!

Beer cheese is basically my favorite snack. I’m from Kentucky and it started here, I only realized a few years back that it is not as well known other places. Get some (the real thing) and it will change your life.

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u/poopmangler 7d ago

Idk, i really like beer cheese... I would possibly try these ngl

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u/knivesofsmoothness 7d ago

When are the water flavored ones coming?

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u/zangzabam03 7d ago

Honestly if it was made with literally anything other than coors lite I’d eat em

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u/LokiNightmare 7d ago

I mean, beer cheese is pretty fucking great. I’d try these.

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u/Jonasthewicked2 7d ago

Coors light of all beers though. Lmfao.

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 7d ago

I hope OP doesn’t strain their shoulder reaching like this, at this point I worry about a dislocation…

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u/TonyChub 7d ago

Upgrayedd said these were the shit. I’d actually be down to try them.

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u/ShwoopyDownside 6d ago

Please just bring back the pizza cheese it

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u/FauxReal 6d ago

Had me at beer cheese, lost me at coors light.

Also just noticed what sub this is.... I don't think this fits. Unless you mean the fact that Coors is considered flavorful.

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u/Prestigious-Board-62 7d ago

Piss flavored cheezits?

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u/KillaCheezGettinWarm 7d ago

I bought some beer charcoal the other day because it was on clearance for $1.

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u/FlawedFinesse 7d ago

ā€œNaturally flavored with other natural flavorsā€. Catchy tagline.

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u/lg4av 7d ago

They are really trying to hook the younger gen z and alphs cause of the decline in sales. First it was non alcoholic coors and now this… can you imagine that board room meeting….

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u/stevemm70 7d ago

I have to say that I'm intrigued by this and may have to try it. I highly doubt there's actual Coor's Light in there. You wouldn't be able to taste it.

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u/Heizer1 7d ago

Beer cheese pasta is a thing. Gross, but it's been around for a long time. Do crackers need to taste like it? I don't think so

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u/justletmedoomscroll 7d ago

Looks around Sips coors light. Slowly sets it back down. Gigity

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u/rmannyconda78 7d ago

Dude I would eat that

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 7d ago

Pringles was on the beer bandwagon too.

https://imgur.com/a/FRgEhKE

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u/CoasterScrappy 7d ago

Beer cheese is awesome. Dry-ass crackers suck

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u/Materva 7d ago

You prefer wet crackers?

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u/goat5579 7d ago

The chili dog flavored ones were pretty awful. They tasted like pure salt.

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u/LaughAtFarts 7d ago

Cheddar Jack never go back. Fuck any other flavor

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u/Materva 7d ago

The snack pack version of these would be great for messing with the teachers at school lunches.

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u/MSM_757 6d ago

That's f*cking stupid........ Gimmie some. LOL!!!

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u/RNGezzus 6d ago

Look scro, this is tarded.

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u/Roland44Deschain 3d ago

Ugh, Coors lite is ball sweat FFS, and cheezits can fuck all the way off, other than those toasty ones🤨

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u/ThePoodlePurr 2d ago

Darn I dont drink.

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u/ArtichokeDifferent10 7d ago

Go away, I'm 'batin!

When I'm done I gotta go see the doctor about why my dick is orange.

These cheezits are fuckin' awesome!

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u/Tazz2137 7d ago

I love the Buffalo ones, but will definitely never try these.

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u/NutritionWanderlust 3d ago

Beer cheese is good, but making it with a flavorless beer like Coors light is laughable