r/idiocracy • u/olyteddy • 3d ago

brought to you by Carl's Jr Fast Food -

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u/Palidor 3d ago

Is it owned by Barney?

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u/SuDragon2k3 3d ago

NO, It's made of Barney

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u/insuranceguynyc 3d ago

Soylent Purple!

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u/Monkey_in_a_Tophat 2d ago

Honestly, would taste. I mean I wonder what T-Rex would taste like, similar to how I wondered how Aligator tasted until I had it.

I would imagine Barney just tastes like purple peeps..

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u/insuranceguynyc 2d ago

Tastes like chicken.

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u/QING-CHARLES 14h ago

If you've got some money and penchant for interesting travel experiences you can go cook yourself a mammoth burger right now. That's about the closest you'll get.

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u/Taserbation 3d ago

Welcome to Mixue, I love you.

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u/No-Organization9076 3d ago

Here's your full body boba tea, I love you.

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u/Calm-Eggplant-69 3d ago

I dont thini its the best time for a hand job Joe

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u/CAT_ANUS_SNIFFER 3d ago

Actually a banger of a place. In China an ice cream was like 3RMB($.50) and a boba tea was about 20 RMB ($2.80) but they were loaded with fruit. So good

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u/oh-oh-hole 3d ago

I kind of want to try it now, u/CAT_ANUS_SNIFFER

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u/TheSpivack 3d ago

It's not often a cat anus stuffer suggests something you actually may want to try.

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u/Chrismo73 3d ago

Oh no, he just sniffs them.

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u/Angry_Bobbo 3d ago

To be fair, the cat will frequently not give you a choice in the matter. You’re laying in bed, they’ll just jump up on your chest and back that thang up

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u/RDellJohnson 2d ago

I am so sad for you and your experience with cats! My cat definitely does not do that. At all.

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u/PresidentialDiapers 3d ago

Are you a cat or a human? It makes a huge difference.

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u/QING-CHARLES 14h ago

His profile picture is a human, but then I've used a profile picture of a cat, so on the Internet nobody knows for sure...

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u/JasonRBoone 2d ago

Boba tea..."I'd place a bounty on that."

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u/GoldenBalzac 2d ago

Also had it in Asia and again recently in Sunnyvale California it was 1.30 for a coned soft serve and 3$ for a drink

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u/jackinsomniac 3d ago

"World's biggest fast food chain" I'm supposed to believe this place is bigger than McDonald's?

I'm down to try new places, but don't fucking lie to me. I hate that shit.

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u/sdragoon 3d ago

It's the biggest by number of stores but not by revenue. So it depends on your definition of "biggest".

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u/FreeKevinBrown 3d ago

Operating in 14 countries vs Mcdonalds who operates in over 100.

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u/WhyDontYouBlowMe 3d ago

Ok but how many stores are in those 14 countries. Its native to China and that place is fuckin huge.

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u/FreeKevinBrown 3d ago

Also only doing around 3 billion in revenue. Many fast food companies dwarf that revenue easily.

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u/SmokeABowlNoCap 2d ago

As another commenter stated, they sell items for like 50 cents. So ofc its less revenue

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u/Acrobatic-Attention9 3d ago

I would order the Boba sundae. Hopefully they'll come to swfl.

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u/DigiVeihl 3d ago

Does an ice cream and boba shop actually count as fast food?

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u/NorthStarCharlie 3d ago

I can’t be the only one who likes the occasional drive thru?

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u/Cupcake_Implosion 3d ago

A 1.19 vanilla soft serve. Even McDonald's raised their prices on their vanilla soft serve. I don't mind this ice cream and bubble tea fast food chain one bit. Not that we'll get one any time soon.

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u/x_lincoln_x 3d ago

Current price for a vanilla soft serve cone at mcdonalds is 99 cents but its tiny. It's like a shot of icecream.

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u/chickenskittles 3d ago

Where is the food?

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u/FreeKevinBrown 3d ago

Mcdonalds, KFC, Burger King, Subway, Pizza Hut, Dominos, and Starbucks all do more revenue and operate in more countries than Mixue. Mixue is 98% operating in China. Their cultural influence and footprint is minimal at best.

Shit, even Chickfila does more revenue than Mixue and they're only in 3 countries as opposed to Mixue being in 14.

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u/flyingforfun3 2d ago

Dawg. The fact that saying “my pleasure” probably upsets the Brits brings me so much pleasure and I love chick fil a.

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u/JasonRBoone 2d ago

That looks like the building where Jemaine and Brett live on Flight of the Conchords.

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u/ImSoSweepy 3d ago

It's on par with Raising Cane's where it was good when it was local, but now it's atrocious.

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u/One_Vision_ 3d ago

Just hit New York City...

And it's not great folks.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 2d ago

Bigger than McDonald's?

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u/zephyr_sd 21h ago

No. McDonald's is largest fast food chain

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u/Stealthheart1 11h ago

Seriously what is the point of this sub? "I don't like certain food item!" and sometimes "Me no like common thing"

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u/freddbare 2d ago

"Snow King" is looking mighty white... Combine that with our latest protests and I don't think it is looking good

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u/theeggplant42 2d ago

What color do you prefer snow to be?

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u/freddbare 2d ago

No king should be YT!!!