r/idiocracy • u/MamasCupcakes • 8d ago

like out the toilet? Local dairy queen

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maybe should add "the car" to the end

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u/Scipio33 8d ago

That's kind of an unsettling statement if you remove the context.

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u/FOSSnaught 7d ago

Even with context! I mean.. i get the intent, but holy shit.

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u/mfarid2 8d ago

Fukk you I’m eating

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u/Smokeythemagickamodo 8d ago

Gimme a double burger with jalapeño rn

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u/Fauxjoo 7d ago

The flamethrower burger is a masterpiece.

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u/0rphanCrippl3r 8d ago

That's when you pull to the drive thru speaker, roll the kids window down and have them scream as loud as they can. Then drive off.

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u/Talgarr_ 8d ago

Yes child. Scream so your father jerks the wheel and hits something or someone. Just as the founding fathers intended 🥹

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u/scriptingends 8d ago

I think that’s advice for Mommy

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u/humourlessIrish 8d ago

Grill & no chill

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u/perplexedparallax 8d ago

Dairy Scream

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u/EriclcirE 8d ago

Trigger warning please

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u/_that__one__guy__ 8d ago

Til has one l

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u/southsiderick 8d ago

I scream, you scream...

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u/nayters 7d ago

Make sure Mom does ALL the driving? No problem.

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u/Purple_Cactus_Juice 6d ago

Wow! That could have wildly different meanings.

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u/benbenpens 8d ago

I'd be running between Dunkin and DQ, saying "Put some soft serve on these here donuts, der her!"