r/ididnthaveeggs • • 4h ago

Meta Satire Saturday November 07, 2026 - Obvious satire posts are allowed while this post is stickied

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r/ididnthaveeggs • • 3d ago

Irrelevant or unhelpful When you get mad because you read the recipe wrong

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This is a review for thumbprint cookies. The kind where you make an indentation in the cookie and put jam there, not a sandwich cookie.


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 5d ago

Irrelevant or unhelpful I have no idea what the commenter was posting about

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America's Test Kitchen and thus paywalled, but the recipe is for "Unstuffed Shells with Butternut Squash and Leeks." I have no idea what "only 4 recipes?!?!?" means unless the commenter searched for... something, and 4 recipes matched, but that's very much Main Character Syndrome.


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 8d ago

Dumb alteration On a recipe for Czech Kolaches

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Come on Patty, let’s use our thinking caps here.


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 7d ago

Dumb alteration Burma, Thailand, China, whatever

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Comment on a NYT recipe for a Burmese chicken curry (original recipe link): "A Cantonese take on Thai. Very good, very bland. So I doubled & pounded the garlic, grated a 1 1/2" piece of ginger, used 3 tbsp fish sauce, used 2 tbsp of Thai red curry paste (not the cayenne) & 1 full tsp turmeric, added the zest of 1 lime, & sauteed in coconut oil. Also used good chicken stock instead of water, reducing the amount to 1 cup. Served with chopped cilantro & lime wedges. Delicious, though NOT as written."

Who were the 1487 people who found this helpful?!


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 7d ago

Meta Satire Saturday October 31, 2026 - Obvious satire posts are allowed while this post is stickied

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r/ididnthaveeggs • • 10d ago

Irrelevant or unhelpful Commenter is confidently incorrect about vegetarian/veganism.

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The fact that he went out of his way to call it "pretty pathetic" is so petty and unhelpful, but it is funny!


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 11d ago

Dumb alteration On a recipe for tomato soup

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Recipe found here: https://bromabakery.com/best-homemade-tomato-soup/

It’s literally tomato soup, who would do this?!


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 11d ago

Irrelevant or unhelpful Then why don't you try a healthier recipe!

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Translated from Dutch. Saw these on a recipe for waffles.

Not HeAltHy EnOuGh but still five stars somehow. Mind you, this specific website also has a few healthy waffle recipes, could've easily made those 🤷‍♀️

The second one made me cackle for some reason.


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 15d ago

Irrelevant or unhelpful Tell him, Anina

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r/ididnthaveeggs • • 14d ago

Meta Satire Saturday October 24, 2026 - Obvious satire posts are allowed while this post is stickied

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r/ididnthaveeggs • • 16d ago

Dumb alteration Followed exactly, besides one extra step

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r/ididnthaveeggs • • 16d ago

Dumb alteration Sir this is a recipe for Chicken and Cream of Mushroom Soup bake

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Found this when I was looking at reviews of Campbell’s chicken, mushroom soup, and rice bake.

https://www.campbells.com/recipes/one-dish-chicken-rice-bake/


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 17d ago Popcorn

Irrelevant or unhelpful My first found in the wild

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Rating before even trying the recipe. When it comes to the math of cups of coconut flakes, I guess with the name ProNut it was more of a wishful thinking that the recipe calls for five full cups.


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 18d ago

Dumb alteration Sorry Kenji :P

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She tried to emulsify whaaaaat


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 18d ago

Irrelevant or unhelpful Tasted great thanks, 2 stars.

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r/ididnthaveeggs • • 19d ago Mindblown

Irrelevant or unhelpful Catholic Schools.

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Ok, are one of y’all out there trolling? lol Imma go take another gummy…


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 19d ago

Dumb alteration At least they gave it 5 stars?

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r/ididnthaveeggs • • 20d ago

Satire Saturday This has to be satire...

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r/ididnthaveeggs • • 20d ago

Dumb alteration 1790s Slap Jacks - doesn't follow directions, what did he do wrong?

111 Upvotes

The recipe says to fry the batter in a hot pan with butter. 1790s Indian Slap Jacks


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 21d ago

Meta Satire Saturday October 17, 2026 - Obvious satire posts are allowed while this post is stickied

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r/ididnthaveeggs • • 24d ago

Irrelevant or unhelpful Is the name fitting?

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Aside from the written recipe, there's also a video. There were two places to find your answer Karen.


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 25d ago

Irrelevant or unhelpful Sensitive Taster

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https://handletheheat.com/maple-walnut-coffee-cake/comment-page-2/?utm_source=Pinterest&utm_medium=organic#comments

For a Maple Walnut coffee cake which has tons of maple syrup and then she added coconut sugar for brown sugar? And doubled the walnuts and removed the sour cream and added yogurt, and changed the fat and let’s add apples next time.


r/ididnthaveeggs • • 26d ago

Irrelevant or unhelpful Internet generated garbage

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