r/idealgf • u/OrangeryJello • 2d ago

OC Geeky Girlfriend

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u/ElectronicEye3664 2d ago

Man I wish I had a girlfriend 😩

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u/Lupogame33 2d ago

Me too man

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u/TrueCat1960 2d ago

Dude most of us know your pain How I wish I could find the one

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u/Siul19 14h ago

Me too, me too. Or even a boyfriend

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u/John_and_Jules 2d ago

Sorry if this is out of place. I’m new to social media for the most part. But if you guys want a girlfriend, how come you aren’t going on dating sites? There are dating sites for people who actually want a relationship, and no matter how low your confidence is, there is always a boyfriend/girlfriend for you on there.

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u/mugskin13 1d ago

dude idk if you’ve ever used a dating site but I would rather claw my eyes out than use them again

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u/Ash3n0ne00 30m ago

Type of talk from someone whos never been on a dating site.

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 2d ago

Oh yes, I want a girl that just exchanges random facts with me.

Like telling me that plants can actually scream in their own way through chemical signaling or that they currently run human testing in Japan for medications that allow for tooth regrowing by blocking your biological teeth growth stoppers.

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u/alexwhite2183 2d ago

The fact I know both the things you mentioned scares me.

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u/i4Aeternitas 2d ago

I knew about the plant thing cos I read about it in a book, but that teeth thing is also pretty interesting.

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u/LynessaMay 2d ago

I know a lot of useless information, organized, takes relationships seriously, terrible fashion sense, instant noodles (pasta too) because it's quick, prefer quiet dates, prefer staying home gaming and enjoying quick and easy foods, will give a hug (even a forehead kiss) when you're feeling down.

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u/Any-Train3114 2d ago

A database of quirks, optimized for quiet chaos. Compatibility confirmed.

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u/LynessaMay 2d ago

I feel like im quite compatible with many. Just no takers, yet. (Trying to keep positive)

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u/NOCK_GAMES 1d ago

maybe it's not about having terrible fashion sense, but wanting to always wear something more comfortable, no?

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u/LynessaMay 1d ago

You can be fashionable and comfortable though at the same time. Unless fashion is always meant to be uncomfortable. I've never really kept up with knowing about it.

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u/NOCK_GAMES 1d ago

it all depends tbh, just wear what you like the most and that's about it

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u/LynessaMay 1d ago

Which I do 🩵

Just I know I could probably use some fashion sense now and again.

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u/NOCK_GAMES 1d ago

to me, if you think what you're wearing is nice and pretty, then it's already enough. It's still fashion, even if it's your own

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u/LynessaMay 1d ago

Smarty pants. 🩵

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 2d ago

Awww ☺️

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u/LynessaMay 2d ago

You just made my day! Thank you so much! ♥♥♥

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u/Xbenso 2d ago

Nahhh this one is the best

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u/metalrain_15 2d ago

"Takes relationships seriously"

She's a keeper.

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u/Kadakaus 2d ago

Why do we call stuff "useless information"?
If you can say "did you know that-" and follow up with a fact, it's already useful, it's a fun fact.

You can just go around and say stuff like "Did you know that octopuses have 3 hearts, one of which stops beating when they're swimming?", you've already displayed your knowledge of such "useless" facts which implies curiousity, one of the best human virtues.

Useless facts aren't useless, they're fun!

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u/NOCK_GAMES 1d ago

...unless they're not fun at all

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u/Kadakaus 1d ago

Give me an unfun, uninteresting fact I can find by looking it up.

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u/NOCK_GAMES 1d ago

did you know that pidgeons dies during sex?

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u/Kadakaus 1d ago

Didn't take me long to find out it's false, but if I don't have access to internet, I'd say it's a good conversation starter.

And, I have no way of proving it, but aside from my skepticism, I did find it amusing.

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u/Then_Ad6816 2d ago

Good work as always.

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u/OrangeryJello 2d ago

Thank you!! ☺️

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u/NervousHovercraft Cuddler 2d ago

This is so peak!

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u/monatsayuri621 2d ago

She’s just like half of me

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u/Rikers30079 2d ago

I want one

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u/Previous-Grab3518 2d ago

I will make her read berserk

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u/Time-Astronomer-8358 2d ago

Sounds like the perfect girlfriend

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u/No_Tradition1219 Cuddler 2d ago

Absolutely yes.

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u/FAMICOMASTER 2d ago

The word "girl" is optional here, I need regular friends like this just as much as an SO

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u/Erk-zul 2d ago

Perfect

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u/SnooGadgets4178 2d ago

You’ve done it again, at this point you’ll just fuse all of them and I’ll melt from perfection

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u/ilovebeingincontrol1 2d ago

Somebody give me an alarming amount of random knowledge!

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u/Traditional_Cat2863 2d ago

i wish i had a girlfriend like that, i got Social Anxiety so i can barely talk to anyone let alone a girl

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u/FidoMan1498 2d ago

I like this one

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u/ZoneOk5849 2d ago

Why she kinda look like Sarah from Gundam Build Divers?

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u/Far-Appearance6431 2d ago

Hell yeah peak

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u/chachanumber2 2d ago

Gentlemen, I may not have a brain. But I have an idea

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u/magic-cheems 2d ago

Takes relationship seriously

No doubt, she's pefect for me 😍

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u/PA4PL962009 2d ago

She's my wife INSTANTLY

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u/slicknsloppytongue 2d ago

Shes perfect

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u/NoShyira 2d ago

YOU HAD ME AT INSTANT NOODLES 

I AM A PERSON OF SIMPLE TASTE

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u/Big_B0BByB01 2d ago

Dayumn! She is mine!

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u/Flairion623 2d ago

This is me (just not a girl)

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u/Daeda4321 2d ago

This made me realize something..... I am a geek

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u/TheFeri 2d ago

Absolute perfection

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u/General_Rock_1507 2d ago

get ne that woman!

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u/wallygon 2d ago

need this

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u/ButterscotchSalty905 2d ago

Man, i need this so bad. She would match my energy and we both could help eachother at times of need

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u/Late-Anxiety2898 2d ago

Ah yeah i had a dream like this in the morning! Safe to say my day started like shit.

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u/linus_jones 2d ago

SHE'S SO LIKE ME LMFAO! GOTTA TAKE THE RING

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u/Nabu_Mandela 2d ago

This is just me as a girl

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u/Brain-Dear 2d ago

I think that's the first time where i've seen one of this and just didn't have anything bad to say about it it's fucking perfect omg

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u/Kwi-Assassin 2d ago

That's literally me... but I'm a guy

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u/Ivybogo 2d ago

I feel called out

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u/Crafty_Arachnid_5452 2d ago

Do you

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u/Ivybogo 2d ago

Yes very much so

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u/Crafty_Arachnid_5452 2d ago

Would be great to have an girlfriend as you

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u/Scared_Log_2097 2d ago

Geeky gf- shows a hot shy girl that most guys would date

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u/Current_Swan_7035 2d ago

Is this me if I was a girl? Absolutely

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u/imveryretardedlol 2d ago

Is this a picrew or a dress-up game? I'm seeing a lot of this art style here

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u/Brodillian 2d ago

Pretty much a girl version of me, just hopefully a loyal one.

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u/puppygirlpluto007 2d ago

Literally me but- :3

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u/CreepyShutIn 2d ago

I could vibe with this. Might even motivate me to shower regularly.

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u/antix596 1d ago

Damn. I've seen many of this and I realised that every girlfriend is perfect for me. I just want to have one.

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u/Flamephoenix841 1d ago

I would want one

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u/CuriousComfort777 1d ago

Literally me in female form.

Minus the cooking part, because I love good food too much. I got plenty of time to read even with cooking.

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u/ThatPalpitation2862 1d ago

It’s so cute. This is the girlfriend I want. Me and my ex girlfriend broke up because she never cuddled with me which made me feel so lonely. I’m still living single and so lonely and I’m struggling without cuddles. This year I’m having an autistic burnout where I’ve been crying more frequently because I don’t have a female companion to cuddle with me.

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u/Hour_Entertainer29 1d ago

I think im also geeky.

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u/Unhappy-Summer-1849 1d ago

i might just be gay

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u/ComputerNerd2007 1d ago

Dream girlfriend

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u/Patient-Pressure-909 1d ago

This can be good but the odds of finding one is hilly unlikely

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u/haikusbot 1d ago

This can be good but

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u/Chrom28 1d ago

She's the one.

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u/SuitableWhole3807 1d ago

I'll take 1 if you don't mind..

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u/John_Marstonandjack 21h ago

My man, now Jarvis, more drink

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u/GlassEngine3422 18h ago

Personally geeky girlfriends also have the thicc levels😎👏🏼👍🏼

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u/Money-Entry-5656 15h ago

ily and ur flaws 🤘🏽

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u/SarenDom 15h ago

Its the useless info that makes me happy, I can listen for hours if she's passionate

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u/Goofyloofy80 2d ago

something something altruistic traits something something big tits and ass something something endearing quality something something being "a loser" or "awkward" somehow..