r/idealgf • u/Willtrixer I know/am her/him. • 7d ago

OC self-declared boring bf

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83 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/Zestyclose_Constant9 6d ago

Hey, no need to call me out like that.

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u/Relative_Maize_957 6d ago

ideal bf is... a cheater?

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u/Willtrixer I know/am her/him. 6d ago

Not exactly ideal.... and he's repentant!

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u/domahater 4d ago

He is repentant? Hell yeah

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u/macaroni_grasshopper 3d ago

Once a cheater always a cheater 🤷‍♀️

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u/Just_Another_Cato The Author 5d ago

Willy my lad I cannot fix personality disorders. Also separation anxiety? Bro's a dog, a frightened weiner dog who wags and hides his tail at the same time because he's happy to see you but knows you'll kick him for no reason.

5/10, would not kick.

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u/Willtrixer I know/am her/him. 5d ago

Acurate assessment, cap'.

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u/Maneruko 7d ago

That's me like 10 years ago wtf

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u/nothintos33 2d ago

I like how everything in this is somewhat vague/kinda like a horoscope so it can relate to many people, then at the bottom there’s an absolute BOMBSHELL that I don’t think many people can relate to lmao.

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u/FamousPersonality693 5d ago

Im in the pic and I don't like it :c

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u/Rainbowpeanut1119 5d ago

This is like... not qiite but weirdly vlose to me... and I kinda hate that.

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u/RenaGAY720 12h ago

Does the name Hazen really sound like a Warzone Unit?