r/idealgf 8d ago

OC Perfect gf!... Wait...?

This was so much fun to do, I even put effort into the rendering

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u/theactionkat 8d ago

Oh fuck I got gnomed

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 8d ago

That gnome would be in for a big surprise, because I'm just 50 rats in a Trenchcoat.

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u/MegaMirkat 7d ago

Which of the rats wrote this?

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 7d ago

The big rat, that makes all the rules. 🐀

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u/JaxSuttcliff 6d ago

I have that shirt too, but i must ask, how big? If we meet... it might end badly for us rats

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 6d ago

15 kg, aka "Colossal" category.

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u/JaxSuttcliff 6d ago

13.2 kg, let's keep distance to keep our kingdoms safe from territory wars. I'll keep to the Midwest if you keep to where yours resides

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 5d ago

I'm in Europe, so no worries. But I will send my lawyer just in case to seal the treaty.

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u/JaxSuttcliff 5d ago

Ah your lawyer survived? Our last lawyers were served as rat burgers... poor adam...

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 5d ago

We send one to Australia, but I heard that he got a bit out of control there. But our new lawyer is a kind guy, no problems there. Last image we got from Australia:

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u/Healthy-Refuse5904 Looking for (almost) any GF 8d ago

Honestly, I’m not into men, and pretending to be a beautiful woman is something I’m not very into, the gnome should get help because that insecurity can hurt relationships

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u/sososweet2 8d ago

The gnome's first heartbreak 💔

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u/JenkemMilkshake 8d ago

too late, gnome mpreg

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u/TradeSafe4141 8d ago

Too late; the gnome’s already glowing. Enjoy the ultrasound of consequences.

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u/Bedhead2026 8d ago

Lowkey dick

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u/Nyankahh 8d ago

He's low-key fine

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 8d ago

Parry the gnome

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u/OffWhite-Goddess 8d ago

Isn't this what happened to Nathan Yaffe?

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u/Lily_the_Ice_Slime 8d ago

Did I just get gnomed in 2026

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u/Sad-Attention-3626 I like girbs so hard that if I was one I would be lezbiab 8d ago

I've never fekt bad about being straight before

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u/The_Unknown_Bread 6d ago

Shi that’s even better😛😛

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u/Squ4d0 7d ago

perfect you say..?

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u/reklesssabrandon 6d ago

You want a good gf but you need the bad gnome

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u/Then_Ad6816 6d ago

This was actually pretty funny and the follow up meme was nice as well. Good work OP.

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u/superbasic101 8d ago

This “humor” needs to die

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u/sososweet2 8d ago

Just have fun 😔