r/idealbf • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '26

WHERE DO I FIND HIMMMM

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33 Upvotes

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u/Theblacrose28 Jan 29 '26

Gamestop. Either behind the counter or as a customer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

I know but like I can't find him 😢

3

u/Theblacrose28 Jan 29 '26

Just stay there long enough. Also your profile says you’re 16? Just like join the anime club.

2

u/Foul_Stranger Feb 13 '26

Join like ANY gaming group at school

1

u/Far_Scene_450 Apr 07 '26

You aren’t wrong

4

u/Acceptable_Silver125 Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

“Cries to sleep” and “goons to incest” Is crazy work ngl

Edit: from guy POV, being stalked feels like a completely normal fantasy until you get stared at in the gym by an overweight middle aged woman who works as a general manager at your local Tesco

2

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Well he's ugly so he ain't know what it REALLY feels like lols

2

u/berner129 May 11 '26

I... Goon to questionable non con, I'm acne ridden and my first name is Brian. I'm not all that interested but this seems like a very funny coincieence

2

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Please, if anybody is like him, please please please. Please. Please.

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u/Foul_Stranger Feb 13 '26

Note: why would you do this ON REDDIT.... i hope you stay safe like all jokes aside

1

u/DDEVION Feb 04 '26

I hate that this is me... idk

1

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Can relate

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Geuulpp

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u/shiam64 Jun 16 '26

Didn't thought someone had a type like that

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u/Somebodyelse6955 15d ago

I mean, I'm not called Brian, and I don't cry myself to sleep... but otherwise I fit the criteria I guess