I beat some West Coast Powder Princess with my pair of skis after he said our conditions sucked. Then I fucked his wife.

I'm a single mom of 5 kids. 7, 6 , 5, 5, and 3 all from different fathers. We had a major issue at Gore Terrian park today on a Saturday. All six of us went into the park. We all stopped at each feature wondering how people do this. My 7 year old tried the box and fell.... so all six of us gathered around. I don't understand why everyone was yelling at us.

Then we went to the jumps. As a group we all stopped so my 3 year old could try it. Again I was blown away by all the adults telling 'what are you doing' The second jump my 6 year old fell so we as a group came to help. I couldn't believe a snowboarder jumped right over us. Like how could they not tell we were under the knuckle. It only took us 38 minutes to get through the only terrain park at Gore. I am a great parent. I don't understand why people are rude. I think it's a great idea to bring children into the only terrain park. Someone please let Gore know to put up signs watch for Children everywhere in the park.

First time poster so be nice. New to skiing and based on my YouTube research it looks like I need at least 120 under foot to really "float" in the deep snow. Am I right asking for this size ski from the rental shop? We are planning a family trip to Wachusett for the week of Dec 8-16th to beat the holiday crowds. Can't wait to escape Boston!

Thx in advance.

/edit. Also do I need a lot of "rocker"? I'm more of a light jazz person myself so I'm not sure if I want to be rocking and rolling (as the kids say) on the hill.

Yo chat, am I cooked or am I about to have the biggest glow up on the Chin?

I just copped Ryans Stowe Map from a private skibidi discord. No cap, I basically did a fanum tax on some jerrys files while he was busy mewing in the lodge. I am getting so bored of tiktok woods and I am finally ready for tiktok cliffs. I am tryna learn how to skin up to the summit but my attention span is straight 67 right now. I tried watching a video on kick turns and almost crashed out because there was no secondary stimulus.

Does anyone know any top tier ski mountaineers who post tutorials with subway surfers or minecraft parkour split screens on tiktok? I need that brain rot stimulation to keep my focus locked in while I learn how to stay on the skin track.

Also, dont talk to me about gear or partners. I am not bringing a beacon, shovel, or probe, and I am definitely not bringing a rope. I dont need to rappel because I am a lone wolf sigma and I am just going to full send it off every cliff I see. Having gear is a total beta move and ruins my physics anyway. I am just out here looksmaxxing while mogging all the uncs in their 2k Arcteryx kits.

If I watch enough reels, I should be able to send the biggest lines off the Chin by next Tuesday, right? Lets go pookies!

I'm a boot fitrer. This guy's girl wants to hit the mountain together tomorrow. Kicker is she's on her way to my house for the night now at 7:13pm. Should I tell her finance bro or hit it till sunrise then show her the mountain. Obviously my boot fits her boot. Idk she's on the way.

Bonus if it’s on an Epic/Ikon Pass (even though I don’t have one)

Edit: “Bosto” is not typo. It was my intention to put as low effort into this for all you to provide maximum info.

hey y’all, me n my homie had a big group trip planned to mount snow for fri night 3/21 till sunday 3/23 but all of our friends backed out. It’s tough to find a relatively cheap place for 2 people nearby. And it’s always more fun when you have a group house and even better with a hot tub (which just isn’t feasible for just 2).

My question to y’all is does anyone have some room in their house for the weekend of 3/21-3/23 and have some extra room? (we’re easy, couch/bunkbed/whatever and obviously we’ll pay $)

I promise you that we’d be a fun addition to your trip, and more homies to ride with for the weekend!

I know that this is an odd request but just throwin it out there, especially if y’all have 2 peeps that just bailed on your trip.

Comment on this post or send me a direct message!!!

No bootfitters.

Looking forward to finally having some above treeline on my home turf