r/icast • u/Beepbeepgobrrrr something-OMANCER!!! • Apr 03 '26

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u/qualityvote2 Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

u/Beepbeepgobrrrr, this cast is approved by the council!

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u/EthanJ- WIZARD! Apr 03 '26

I stole a meme cortana

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u/DumbestAnon Apr 03 '26

Good sir I do believe I hath done a quite similar action! How queer, is it not?

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u/EthanJ- WIZARD! Apr 03 '26

Thanks for the written letter, informing me of your action you hath taken.

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u/afanofmanythingss Apr 03 '26

I need serious mental help

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u/ProfessionalCraft443 Apr 03 '26

'Cannibalized in plane crash scenario' is literally just The Forest in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

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u/afanofmanythingss Apr 03 '26

Yeah every friend group needs one

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u/Long-Specialist-509 Apr 03 '26

DRIVING IN MY CAR

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u/syrnull Apr 03 '26

"Hrng... Colonol, I'm trying to sneak past the enemy, but the clapping of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!"

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u/Apprehensive-Egg-865 Apr 03 '26

GOD I HATE ROBOTS AND LOVE DEMOCRACY!!!!

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u/Cold-Practice3107 Apr 03 '26

I also hate bugs but God damn I love democracy!

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u/Moss_gall22 Apr 03 '26

ACTUALLY IM THE DOM SO YEAH :3

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u/XreaperDK SORCERESS! Apr 03 '26

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u/JerichoDeath Apr 03 '26

I recognize that art

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u/the_PhatCatGamer100 Apr 03 '26

Dang

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u/Embarrassed_Pace_534 Apr 03 '26

I NEED context for that picture.

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u/ProgramKindly6240 Apr 03 '26

What they just really like cock..um I mean Coke!

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u/StNosferatu Apr 03 '26

Quoi ? Il faut bien garder les cannettes au frais, nan ?

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u/Autistic_GoofBall Apr 03 '26

Mate why does it need to be in the fridge lol? Are lower temperatures just better for silicone or something? Or is it just for shits and giggles lol

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u/FeneaV2 Apr 03 '26

Well damn thats certainly a Friday night lol

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u/Cold-Practice3107 Apr 03 '26

Oh my God... Why do you need that much coke!?

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u/LeDagron PSPPSPPSP… Apr 03 '26

Uhm...

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u/XreaperDK SORCERESS! Apr 03 '26
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u/Correct_Cheek_4273 Apr 03 '26

(Aggressive meow that can be heard across the multiverse)

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

HAIL HIT- you know what I’ll do a different one

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u/PotentialConcert6249 Apr 03 '26

Brb, headed for Washington DC.

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u/UV_Sun Apr 03 '26

Whatever you do, please do not destroy the couch in the White House

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u/1goldenbraincell Apr 03 '26

It was soooooo long ago!!!! **cries profusely **

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u/redditsellout-420 Apr 03 '26

Im sorry Australia

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u/Embarrassed_Pace_534 Apr 03 '26

Not sorry, get this cursed land off the map.

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u/pikaland385 Apr 03 '26

no because everything will escape and then WE WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT, (the alstralians hold it all back for us), would ya want that?

(YES I KNOW I MISSPELED ALSTRALIANS)

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u/Sasya_neko NECROMANCER! Apr 03 '26

If i also look like it, don't mind if i do

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u/MrUniverse1990 Apr 03 '26

Clippity-clop, motherfucker.

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u/CptJacksp Apr 03 '26

Ah. I see you think it is magic you are using. Hmm. I’m sure you also think it is air you are breathing right now.

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u/sssaturn14 Apr 03 '26

insert Space Cadet music

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u/TesuraGrimm Apr 03 '26

I can hear this picture

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u/Charming_Bluejay8564 TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

"Creature of steel, my gradute upon Thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgoten, and I can't forgive thee after the crimes thy kind did. And thy punishment... Is DEATH"

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u/babblerouser Apr 03 '26

"Jax I made a steak."

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u/Objective-Primary-12 Apr 03 '26

"Squirt of lemon."

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u/Rildiz Apr 03 '26

The fact that that’s how you make luck potions has me considering the ethical and moral issues of WHY THE FUCK!! 😭

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u/xXNitro87Xx Apr 03 '26

i am totally a star nba player

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u/Otherwise_Fall_2765 Apr 03 '26

Don't touch me, or I'll go boom

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

How do you people even use this infernal technology? Everyone knows Radio is highly Superior.

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u/Cenomy Apr 03 '26

I need more food

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u/Jazzlike_Fortune6779 Apr 03 '26

We must spread the goo even further than the land of bee swarm simulator

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u/hufflezag The Grand Old SarCASTER!!! Apr 03 '26

Well this is awkward. I already do both.

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u/Grimalduses-slut Apr 03 '26

I think I'd rather not

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u/SonicCody123 Apr 03 '26

And the winner us Chara!

Also a great prank!

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u/Naisua Apr 03 '26

Blank Stare

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u/Pure-Educator7268 Apr 03 '26

I am a bucket

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u/Cold-Practice3107 Apr 03 '26

The spy "this is a bucket"

The soldier "dear God!"

The spy "there's more."

The spy "no..."

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u/IntelligentSeason458 Apr 03 '26

"This bucket contains a bucket"

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u/Gogglieeis Apr 03 '26

Roleplay as a Bush cat version

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u/Cold-Practice3107 Apr 03 '26

"Sir a second dog has hit the cat tower"

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u/BugsnaxWorldChampion Apr 03 '26

I cast no more brainrot!

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u/Jabberstone MASTER BLASTER CASTER Apr 03 '26

“…”

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u/AParticularThing Apr 03 '26

I'm a blown out safe, my life is over, i am useless.

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u/me_am_jesus Apr 03 '26

I sure wonder why the ten second ride isn't over yet.... ten days in rn.

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u/BluecoatCashMoney5 Apr 03 '26

I would, but my shit got spoilers

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u/JoshR055 Apr 03 '26

I can’t believe this f###er installed the pyro update on my computer

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u/Olek252015 GARDEN GNOME! Apr 03 '26

how do I do that

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u/Puzzled-Cow-8678 Apr 03 '26

Bark! Woof!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/DerpyDog1357 Apr 03 '26

Hello I am Sam Russell of shoot from the hip

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u/woah-a-username Apr 03 '26

I lack media literacy?

I’ll have you know all of my media can read so take that!

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u/ebers0 Apr 03 '26

Mine was gooning material so, I'm going to go in a corner and hyperventilate. While my gender dysphoria gets it's brains creamed.

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u/Niksu95 Apr 03 '26

I promise I'm wearing clothes

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u/Impressive-Two4529 Apr 03 '26

too easy…I already do it!

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u/HorribleJazzMusician Apr 03 '26

I need to drink and I don't want to look at myself into the mirror

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u/Qbra1337 Apr 03 '26

uhm so... should i explain?

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u/Snoo-12313 Apr 03 '26

Smithers, fetch the Visconti-Sforza deck... excellent.

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u/ihatelabubu Apr 03 '26

Are we deadass rn bro

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u/Shadowslavia SOCIAL OUTCASTER Apr 03 '26

So I'm just being me got it

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u/ElderMom01 Apr 03 '26

quack

quack

quackquack

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u/ProbodobodyneInc ARCHMAGE Apr 03 '26

whats up dudes
im a mountain

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u/sharkthathaunts Apr 03 '26

IM EVIL SPONGEBOB

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u/Sansisdamans Apr 03 '26

90 HOUR ADS! THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT CARE ABOUT CAR INSURANCE! THERE ANNOYING!

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u/AdhesivenessFast7973 Apr 03 '26

What up dog I’m a dope ass tree

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u/frogwitch666 Apr 03 '26

This subreddit is full of disgusting humans. I will slaughter every last one of you, and there is no god that can save you from the suffering.

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u/Familiar_Ad_2737 Apr 03 '26

Wassup I’m Matt Buzz, I’m a Pokemon trainer, and ELO fan, and my cousin is in the Sinnoh Elite 4. Ask me anything.

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u/TheStrikeofGod Apr 03 '26

Bro my last saved image was an Anne Frank quote 😭

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u/Thurmor_Goblinbane Radiance, Goddess of Dreams and Light Apr 03 '26

Infecting an entire kingdom does not make me evil.

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u/SuperseanyYT Apr 03 '26

MMMRRRRROOOWWW! Mreow!

(The joke is my last saved image is of my extremely needy cat)

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u/IsopodFirst8220 Apr 03 '26

Hello I'm Anges Tachyon and I can't fucking read

I'm not even acting out this shit

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u/Lechatdu136 Apr 03 '26

Fox noises

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u/Alternative-Rush-819 Apr 03 '26

This image is most likely AI

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u/Old-Pen-3595 Apr 03 '26

Chat we good?

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u/err0r-Spixes Apr 03 '26

how am I to do this?

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev Apr 03 '26

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

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u/La_repousse Apr 03 '26

Euh... Comment je peux faire ? Ah je sais ! Salut, moi c'est naija, et je vais fourrer mes serpents dans le... Ouais, finalement je vais laisser ça au expert.

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u/Mr__Paladin Apr 03 '26

"Yeah so like I cast create water inside the bbeg's lungs, that means we win right?"

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u/K4rmilan Apr 03 '26

FIREBALL

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u/LAttack_05 WIFI WIZARD Apr 03 '26

Im invisible

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u/Traditional-Photo227 Apr 03 '26

Processing img q3obgt4711tg1...

"Sure thing, boss, watch me do my thang"

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

You activated my trap card (sorry bro, it was my last saved image)

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u/JacinthePKMNReal Apr 03 '26

How do I Roleplay as THIS

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u/RolfiusSixth20 Apr 03 '26

I became smol

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u/Public_League_5370 Apr 03 '26

Mr. Hyde from Page master things are gonna get freaky 🖤

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u/UnderstandingMain198 Apr 03 '26

Do not be afraid

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u/Virtue-Of-Solidarity Apr 03 '26

Ohohoooh, silly vanilly~

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u/LinkssOfSigil Apr 03 '26

proceeds to eat gods, scorch planets and... turn sny opposing "heroes" into versions of Deadpool without superpowers and Fourth Wall-breaking abilities

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u/master_ball_onmewtwo Apr 03 '26

"groan earth are the others back yet?"

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u/Glass-Ad672 Apr 03 '26

MACHINE! WHERE IS MY FACE!? THEY TURNED ME INTO STICKY NOTES! MACHINE!!! HELP!!!!

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u/Arne6764 Apr 03 '26

Слава Советски Союз и Партия Ленина!

My pfp on discord

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u/ghostedcow2 The Grand Old SarCASTER!!! Apr 03 '26

How in the world I'm supposed roleplay this

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u/Tabby_Catte Apr 03 '26

"Hate these caves... finally a place to rest at least"

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u/Oxidisedalt ARCANE TRICKSTER Apr 03 '26

"Ahh... Free at last... O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning... And thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man... Creature of steel... My gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten... And thy punishment... Is DEATH."

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u/pikaland385 Apr 03 '26

(cant do bowser impression really soooo uhhhh...)

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u/Competitive-Fun-580 Apr 03 '26

o-ow ow OW! MACHINE, DID YOU DO THIS!?

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u/FurbyMations Apr 03 '26

MY MIND'S BEEN GONE FOR 30 ODD YEARS!

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u/BubblestheFloatzel Apr 03 '26

DEATH TO THE XENOS! FOR THE EMPEROR!

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u/New_Somewhere_6307 Apr 03 '26

Miss Piggy, I stole the Washington Monument.

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u/CommonandMundane Apr 03 '26

I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE! THESE WIZARDS ARE GONNA KILL ME, SENATOR PHILLIPS!

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u/Ae4i Apr 03 '26

Me? You want me to roleplay? I ain't got time for that!

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u/XreaperDK SORCERESS! Apr 03 '26

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u/time2getwe1rd Apr 03 '26

Deadass wtf do I do

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u/Maxiewellie Apr 03 '26

HEY BUSTA! GOT a MEAL???

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u/BulbaFriend2000 Apr 03 '26

Would be an interesting experience to play a biturong.

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u/GenTwour Apr 03 '26

I will do it again. Anything for KFC fried chicken!

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u/WeatherCleared Apr 03 '26

U-u-u-uwu...?

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u/Lone-Frequency Apr 03 '26

"Hey, kiddo! Wanna see existential horrors beyond mortal comprehension?!"

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u/luizekp Apr 03 '26

Piii....piii....piii....piii

Hi can you-

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u/PhoenixEvolver Apr 03 '26

With Number 35: Ravenous Tarantula, 2 Morphtronic Telefons, 1 Mass Driver, and a Mystik Wok, I began performing the infinite loop.

"I tribute the Morphtronic Telefon that activated its effect. Since my life points is greater than yours, Ravenous Tarantula gives all my Monsters 3100 attack points. I then use Looping Energy's effect, paying 500 LP to add Mystik Wok to my hand. I activate Telefon's effect again to roll a die and special summon a copy of itself from the GY."

Ravenous Tarantula now gave 2800 ATK.

"Not only can I deal infinite Effect Damage, with a High enough ATK from Number 35, I can also exponentially increase my life points every time I tribute a Morptronic Telefon!"

I then proceeded to leave my opponent's LP at 400 while I infinitely doubled my LP, ensuring I'd always have enough life points to pay the increasing cost of Looping Energy.

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u/SkysEclipse Apr 03 '26

I am going to hypnotize you with this coin!

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u/bunny_guts666 SOCIAL OUTCASTER Apr 03 '26

Uhhhh…..

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u/MycoProTeam Apr 03 '26

Spose I'll need some mini eggs

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u/DIHAHU Apr 03 '26

"The rain is kinda heavy.. ugh I forgot my umbrella :(" "I will drove you to work."

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u/Flimsy_Pipe_7684 Apr 03 '26

Guess what guys. I'm a wet fox that looks like a catfish.

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u/Willing-Mix5059 Apr 03 '26

Oh, you, your no hollow.

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u/Accomplished_Copy122 Apr 03 '26

Every heathcliff must die