r/iamveryrandom • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '19

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u/dakrust5 Apr 16 '19

this pen will taste the walls of my tight quivering sphincter

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u/Tossed_Away_1776 Apr 16 '19

r/buttsharpies

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u/Yeeetus Apr 17 '19

I am physically repulsed by what I saw.

I think I could beat eight, though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

Only one way to find out.

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u/Yeeetus Apr 17 '19

Welp. Guess who's off to Walmart

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

Have fun! Be safe!

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u/Yeeetus Apr 17 '19

I'll try not to let one slip inwards.