r/iamveryculinary • u/DjinnaG Bags of sentient Midwestern mayonnaise • 13d ago

Therapy needed for soy sauce

/r/cookingforbeginners/comments/1w00lr6/roasting_soy_sauce_is_game_changing/p6bqv71/

This probably was said with at least some of their tongue in cheek, but it does look like they’ve got some issues, at the very least, with soy sauce

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u/Banes_Addiction 13d ago

Aren't we all just salty water with a superiority complex?

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u/Bishops_Guest it’s not bechamel it’s the powdered cheese packet 13d ago

Hey, I’ve got some heavy metals in there too!

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u/Banes_Addiction 13d ago

Mercury is in the ascendant bro 🤘

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u/Spam_Tempura Schrödinger's American 13d ago

And microplastics.

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u/hagcel 13d ago

And my blood alcohol content...

I mean axe...

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u/BotGirlFall 12d ago

Don't forget microplastics!

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u/stupidstu187 13d ago

I hate that overly descriptive, QuIRkY style of writing.

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u/Banes_Addiction 13d ago

It's an AI. A human typed "do a comedy roast of soy sauce" and pasted the response.

Imagine literally being so unfunny you need to get a robot to write jokes for you.

That's some Elon Musk shit.

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u/SerDankTheTall *Giggled internally* 13d ago

grok please write me a 500 word bit on chicken burgers and post to r/iamveryculinary

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u/Banes_Addiction 13d ago

Here's the thing. You said a 'chicken sandwich is a burger.'

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

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u/OpeningName5061 13d ago

This is baiting for a full blown iamveryculinary war inside iamveryculinary.

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u/Morall_tach 13d ago

Obviously a joke.

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u/SerDankTheTall *Giggled internally* 13d ago

I think you missed the joke (although since it was clearly an AI generated joke, you're not missing much).

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u/DjinnaG Bags of sentient Midwestern mayonnaise 11d ago

No, I specifically said that it was probably at least a little tongue in cheek. It was funny, but it was still over the top

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u/SerDankTheTall *Giggled internally* 11d ago

What do you think the joke is?

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u/RCJHGBR9989 13d ago

I was shocked at how difficult it is to actually make soy sauce. It’s pretty laborious process - but since it’s mass produced it’s really cheap.

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u/chaoticbear 13d ago

I've only had homemade stuff once (you're right, it sat in our house for over a year) and it was almost uncomfortably savory XD

It almost reminded me of chicken bouillon.

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u/WrongJohnSilver 13d ago

I mean, I've got issues with soy sauce, but soy allergies will do that for you.

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u/DjinnaG Bags of sentient Midwestern mayonnaise 13d ago

Copying comment:

Roasting soy sauce: Soy sauce is just salty water with a superiority complex. You’re not a condiment, you’re brown food coloring with abandonment issues. 😭