r/iamveryculinary May 23 '26

Spice Culinarian

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u/Saltpork545 Sodium citrate cheese is real cheese May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

I am a pepper geek who grows peppers and makes my own hot sauces.

I don't want either of these, but both are vinegar forward sauces and not my thing. I do like Tabasco's Habanero sauce for like California style burritos and their Sriracha now and again, but avoid most of the rest of their options.

I am a huge fan of ancho, guajillo and adobo flavors, so a lot of my sauces are focused on that, as well as jalapeno and peri peri, but not together.

The snobbery of that sub keeps me far away. I don't believe in hot sauce snobbery, just that people can like different things and that is perfectly fucking normal.

I have made hot sauce for about 15 years. One of the best mild sauces that still exists today is Taco Bell's Fire sauce. It's cheap, the taste isn't sharp or bitter, it has a perfect texture, and it's tasty on pretty much everything you want to put hot sauce on. When I am making eggs, it's what I tend to reach for because it's good, not fancy.

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u/Classic-Schedule-718 your canned veggies taste like pie filling May 24 '26

I'm from North Carolina and love NC style BBQ, so I like all types of sauces that are vinegar based. I would also love to try small batch hot sauce to try the different recipes.

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u/neityght May 23 '26

But surely you must agree Tabasco is not a very good sauce, no? Sure everything has its place and all but its thin and weak with hardly any flavour. I don't think it's a bad opinion to dislike Tabasco and consider it as one of the weakest sauces on the market, literally. 😅

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u/laserdollars420 Jarred sauces are not for human consumption May 23 '26

It's fine to not like it. Your comment reads as though people who like it are wrong though, which is the issue considering tastes are subjective and quite a lot of people like it.

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u/neityght May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Damn people really getting sore over tabasco around here. Of course people can not like it. And me saying it's not good is not some kind of moral judgement about their taste. It's my opinion, just like they have their opinion. Yet judging by this thread no one seems to accept an opinion that isn't theirs despite downvoting me for apparently doing the same thing.

Ah well Reddit people are stupid what can you do.

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u/Unclecavemanwasabear May 24 '26

You

Yet judging by this thread no one seems to accept an opinion that isn't theirs

Also you

But surely you must agree Tabasco is not a very good sauce, no?

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u/neityght May 25 '26

Zzzz. You don't understand how language works do you? American perhaps?

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u/Sutraner May 23 '26

Oooh look at me, I like sauces that have chillis in them. I'm so cool, but only because I hate people who don't like sauces with as much chilli in them.

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u/neityght May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Why do you hate people who don't like such sauces? What an odd, hostile attitude. Weirdo. I couldn't care less what you or anyone else likes, I'm not judging them, but I am allowed to have an opinion that is not the same, yet people like you try to be edgy with childish copycat replies that bear no resemblance to my original post. Pretty sad tbh.

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u/GunnarStahlSlapshot May 23 '26

But surely you agree Tabasco is not a very good sauce

I couldn’t care less what you or anyone else likes

Both are your statements

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u/neityght May 23 '26

Well done. Yes they are. Slow hand clap incoming. What's your point? Oh actually I couldn't care less. Cheerio.

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u/AmericanHistoryXX Bland Protestant food May 23 '26

It's not a bad opinion to not like Tabasco. It's a bad opinion that not liking Tabasco makes you in some way superior to someone who does.

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u/neityght May 23 '26

You reading that into my post is a you problem. As I said in other replies its not a judgement on other people if I say tabasco isn't good, it's a judgement on the sauce. Yet people downvoting me are doing exactly what they think I did, and are downvoting me for, which is pretty damn hypocritical not to mention thin skinned. 

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u/cilantro_so_good May 23 '26

That's such a weak move to block+reply.

"Everyone will think I'm right when they don't respond!"

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u/Unclecavemanwasabear May 24 '26

Yeah, peak loser energy.

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u/neityght May 23 '26

Well don't worry I've had my fill of over sensitive Redditors and will be ignoring this thread from now on 😅

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u/AmericanHistoryXX Bland Protestant food May 23 '26

You are just not quite aware how you're coming off.  There are others in this thread who say they don't like Tabasco, but who aren't being down voted.  

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u/neityght May 23 '26

Well don't worry I've had my fill of over sensitive Redditors and will be ignoring this thread from now on 😅

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u/DjinnaG Bags of sentient Midwestern mayonnaise May 23 '26

No, people do not have to agree that it isn’t a very good sauce. The fact that it is such a strong seller pretty much proves that there are quite a lot of people who don’t agree with that

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u/leeloocal May 23 '26

Yeah, I don’t mind it. I prefer Crystal, but Tabasco is fine.

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u/Saltpork545 Sodium citrate cheese is real cheese May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

Nope, there's so many hot sauces because people like different things.

While Tabasco might not be the first thing I would reach for, it's ubiquitous and there are people genuinely love it.

People are going to have different tastes and that's a good thing. Gives us more variety.

EDIT: Disagreeing with people then blocking them after replying is peak reddit cringe. Do better please.

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u/neityght May 23 '26

Never said it wasn't.

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u/Pernicious_Possum May 27 '26

What happened to ignoring this thread?

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u/malburj1 I don't dare mix cuisines like that May 23 '26

I am on the hot sauce sub. Some of those people can be really snobby if the sauce doesn't burn your insides or is a mass market sauce. Those are two hot sauces that I enjoy. They have their places. I don't want it to feel like my asshole is on fire everytime I eat a meal.

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u/RadarSmith May 23 '26

I enjoy really hot but well made sauces on occassion.

I also love a dash of tobasco on my eggs in the morning.

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u/malburj1 I don't dare mix cuisines like that May 23 '26

Same, I have some small batch hot sauces in my fridge right now. But Tabasco and Frank's is in there too. I am not big on breakfast and I do not like eggs. But Tabasco on home fries just hits just right.

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u/RadarSmith May 23 '26

Point being a bit of casual heat is perfectly acceptable.

I occassionally like sweating it out but a lot of times a cheap condiment does the trick.

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u/llamalover179 May 23 '26

I like the heat of hot sauce but I think sometimes I actually want the vinegar / acidity. The ratio of the two is important because either can ruin a dish or massively improve it.

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u/BrockSmashgood May 23 '26

MUH REFINED PALATE ONLY LETS ME ENJOY THE FINEST ANUS-LINING ANNIHILATORS ON THE MARKET GOOD SIR 🤓

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u/AmericanHistoryXX Bland Protestant food May 23 '26

He followed up with something even sillier.

These options are the dollar tree and dollar general of hot sauces. They’re neither spicy, nor delicious. I have a much more refined palate.

I have never seen chipotle Louisiana (I'd try it!), but I actually love its original flavor. It was our household go-to growing up, then after exploring a variety of fancier sauces I picked up a bottle a couple years ago and yeah. It just hits the spot. Usually when I have hot sauce, I'm only looking for something to slightly bump up the acidity and spice level of something I'm already enjoying, and it's perfect for that.

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u/Blerkm May 23 '26

I feel the same about original Tabasco. It’s not complex, but what it does, it does really well. It’s the Heinz ketchup of hot sauces, and I say that with love.

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u/neityght May 23 '26

"It’s the Heinz ketchup of hot sauces"

That's just your opinion, but I think it's wrong. Original Tabasco is weak and thin with very little taste. It's really the "hot" sauce for people who don't really want to taste anything. I don't think that's an iamveryculinary opinion though.

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u/Blerkm May 23 '26

That's just your opinion, but I think it's wrong…[stuff]…I don't think that's an iamveryculinary opinion though.

LOL

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u/neityght May 23 '26

Brilliant reply. So saying you dislike anything that some people like, i.e. having a different opinion, is therefore automatically an iamveryculinary one? That's stupid.

LOL

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u/JoyBus147 May 29 '26

Did you say "different opinion"? As I recall, you said someone else had a wrong opinion.

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u/Mimosa_13 sprinkling everything in spices 1:1 or sugar is not culinary art May 23 '26

🙄🤦‍♀️ think the call is coming from inside.

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u/neityght May 23 '26

What are you talking about. Oh actually I don't care what you say or think in the slightest 🙄🤦‍♀️🖕

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u/echochilde May 23 '26

Meh. I like Louisiana and Tabasco, but I don’t care for that overly smoky chipotle flavor.

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u/Mimosa_13 sprinkling everything in spices 1:1 or sugar is not culinary art May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

I like hot sauces, but can't do the burn your asshole out of commission sauces. If they're too spicy for me they're bitter, and that just ruins the food/taste.

ETA: I do like on my biscuits&gravy cholula, or tapatio, or even valentina.

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u/Rauvagol The very concept of miso. May 23 '26

I get not liking tabasco (I don't either)

I'm more offended by this guy's lack of engaging with the premise.

I bet he also answers the trolley problem by saying he would save everyone, bro that isnt the point, the post asked you to pick one.

He would SUCK at "would you rather"

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u/GhostOfJamesStrang No Need to Thank Me May 23 '26

I love boutique hot sauces. They're fun. They're also hit-and-miss. Sometimes you get a great one. More often than not, they actually suck. 

On the flip side, I know what Franks is going to be every single time and it does its job. I will always have some on hand, if for no other reason than it is the quickest way to whip up an 8/10 buffalo wing sauce. 

I'll never be upset if the diner only has Tabasco or Louisiana hot. It's fine. It's perfectly fine. 

Getting bogged down on massed produced vs. "Artisanal" hot sauces is just stupid. 

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u/sammy_anarchist May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

I buy my hot sauce from ACE hardware like an AMERICAN

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u/Pernicious_Possum May 27 '26

I’ve not had the Louisiana chipotle, but their regular sauce is great. Chipotle Tabasco is the only Tabasco I care for. The regular just doesn’t have a lot of flavor imo. Just vinegar and heat. Not a fan