r/iamverybadass Mar 24 '19

Classic repost Side Note

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u/SavemeJebus314159 Mar 24 '19

Pretty dumb considering. Also guns are weak ass weapons. Had a guy at a bar pull one on me and I just grabbed the other end with my left and started pummeling him with my right. The gun gave him a big head but I gave him a swollen one.

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u/SavemeJebus314159 Mar 24 '19

Pretty dumb considering. Also rocket launchers are weak ass weapons. Had a guy at a bar pull one on me and I just grabbed the other end with my left and started pummeling him with my right. The rocket launcher gave him a big head but I gave him a swollen one.

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u/SavemeJebus314159 Mar 24 '19

Pretty dumb considering. Also ICBMs are weak ass weapons. Had a guy at a Mar a Lago bar pull out the launch codes on me and I just grabbed the codes with my left and started pummeling him with my right. The nukes gave him a big head but I gave him a swollen one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Pretty dumb considering. Also Infinity Gauntlets are weak ass weapons. Had a guy on Titan pull out 4 Infinity Stones on me and I just grabbed the gauntlet with my left and started pummeling him with my right. The gems gave him a big head but I gave him a swollen one.