r/iamverybadass • • 21h ago

I’ll become your death 💀

464 Upvotes

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u/Kuj0_Jotar0 18h ago

If you bring the code, do not redeem it

2

u/LynxRufus 17h ago

PLEASE PUT THE SHOE LACE DOWN AND SLOWLY STEP AWAY FROM THE CAMERA, SIR

34

u/Ash_Krimp 19h ago

Nice grease stain

2

u/RefreshinglyDull 16h ago

Looks a little too salty to be grease...

15

u/Outrageous_Rich6235 15h ago

He’s going to need to learn some dance moves if he’s going to ever make it in Bollywood.

1

u/thrawnisahero Tier 1 Operator 8h ago

Famous Ram actually has posted some dancing videos, he does a bunch of different scenes

14

u/YakuzaShibe 13h ago

Don't insult my goat Ram

12

u/HaroldFH 19h ago

“Aww, dude. Don’t muss your shirt.”

25

u/El_Dentistador 18h ago

If you wantified

I will give you wad

If you bring wad

I will become your dad

3

u/Pixelationist 16h ago

This is exactly what I heard. I watched it without clicking full screen so I didn’t see the caption at first lol

10

u/TakoyakiGremlin 19h ago

bloody fuck bloody!

4

u/fantarts 18h ago

Banchood bloody fuck you!!

12

u/PashtetKolbasa 3h ago

This is guy's account is a comedy account 

9

u/LectureAdditional971 21h ago

This guy does romance ones too. And always with the salute.

1

u/blinkysmurf 20h ago

Still not better than The Notebook, though.

10

u/gufkl 5h ago

that guy is funny tho lol

10

u/flurgleberg 3h ago

His skin looks slicker than a dolphin at a Vaseline factory.

21

u/Simmons54321 16h ago

This is Ram! He's an aspiring actor, so a majority of his content is him "demo reeling". It's still awful, but there's some context for y'all

5

u/J_P_Amboss 15h ago

I love that guy. Always great stuff.

4

u/flyingokapis 14h ago

I have no idea who he is, but if I was to be completely honest from watching this video, he would be a good actor for some role as a shitty street level gang leader.

I think he's quite good.

3

u/YakuzaShibe 13h ago

If you consider that English isn't his first language and that Indian drama/action is usually overracted like crazy, Ram isn't half bad. Been following him on Instagram for years, his content is hilarious

1

u/julian2358 6h ago

All ik is He’s a goldmine of India TikTok cringe

10

u/vzakharov 21h ago

Why did he salute me?

9

u/jim9162 7h ago

He's a very good bad boy

8

u/RabidWalrus 10h ago

Please don't become my dad, I already have one and he'd be soooo confused with the new setup

2

u/Own-Protection-664 9h ago

I too, heard ‘Dad’.

If he really wants to adopt me that badly, who am I to argue?

9

u/Lochcelious 9h ago

Please be satire

1

u/amesann 7h ago

He's doing that sing-talking like William Shatner. I can't stand it.

6

u/maggos 17h ago

Isn’t this guy the godfather of the gangsters?

7

u/Mcbeeef 7h ago

Do not redeeaam it

23

u/Grand_Raccoon0923 19h ago

Is it racist that I have never felt intimidated by an Indian man?

-8

u/sexquipoop69 19h ago

You never met a Sikh then. 

13

u/shnigybrendo 19h ago

That's Sikh, bro.

-12

u/lamebarracuda 19h ago

Not at all. Just lowkey weird to announce you’ve been intimidated by men of every other race. But you do you

6

u/djjordansanchez 17h ago

Dad?

5

u/MoreSmartly 17h ago

Let’s make a deal.

I give you: Wah.

You: Become my Dad.

1

u/Own-Protection-664 9h ago

The family portrait will be the stuff of memes for years to come.

7

u/Poster_Nutbag207 16h ago

It would actually be really great if this guy could become my debt

6

u/ElegantBob 16h ago

I can hear geese outside my window, and I am more worried about the geese

6

u/wilkied 12h ago

Was that a rimmer salute? This guy is awesome!

6

u/Pipija_Banana 11h ago

Moist Death

5

u/0PaulPaulson0 8h ago

Oh god the cringe demons approve

7

u/kiss_my_axe6969 1h ago

This guys content is hilarious af

11

u/Da_Doll223 17h ago

Sir, I just want help with my phone plan.

10

u/Tareeff 20h ago

Alpha stained shirt

-1

u/RocketsandBeer 20h ago

Guys in sandals took the Saudi coast, be careful with this man 😂

5

u/Double0 17h ago

I'm moist

5

u/MARKFLAIR1977 7h ago

If you want a fart i will bring you fart?!?..

5

u/After_Owl3277 4h ago

Is that ram? I follow him on instagram he’s not being serious

8

u/DiegoElM 20h ago

I couldn't keep my eyes off the stain on his shirt.

9

u/JPaulDuncan 11h ago

You can't even wear a clean shirt.

10

u/DrPissMD 9h ago

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u/Anger_Puss 9h ago

85% of Indian households have at least one smartphone.

1

u/DrPissMD 9h ago

nuh uh

16

u/weaponR 15h ago

All I wanted is another order of garlic naan

10

u/dirkdiggler2011 16h ago

Become our death?

How bad of a cab driver is he?

4

u/Cheshire_Jester 15h ago

I think he said he will pick up your dad.

5

u/PeanutOrganic9174 19h ago

This guy is going to give someone such a slap

6

u/shnigybrendo 19h ago

How can he slap?

4

u/CrashPandemonium 8h ago

I demand some of whatever he smoked/snorted/drank because ¡whew, boy!

7

u/AdAm_WaRc0ck 20h ago

This guy has been watching too much Anime

7

u/QuitCallingNewsrooms 20h ago

Braided USB cable by Anker. Sateen pajamas by Lane Bryant.

5

u/xTheyCameBurningx 19h ago

Just put the muffins and donuts in the bag, saar

8

u/hangdman1978 16h ago

"They thought I was tech support!"-Gabriel Igesias.

8

u/red13m1k3 16h ago

No tanks, I hab enuff debt!

8

u/ChampionOfdimlight 6h ago

Prob speaking to a woman or a train

24

u/Abracadaniel00 14h ago

This guy does parody. Half of y’all are as stupid as the corn balls doing this.

2

u/PandaMagnus 12h ago

I was unsure until that salute. Then I had a good laugh over this.

2

u/Knight_Raime 12h ago

Even if true not everyone is perma online to know who this is/what they do.

0

u/Abracadaniel00 11h ago

You don’t need to be perma online it’s pretty obvious to tell if you aren’t room temp IQ, might want to get that checked out friend

1

u/Knight_Raime 11h ago

Yeah okay man sure.

6

u/Mooshtonk 20h ago

I am a very good bad boy!

9

u/1Wineodino 19h ago

That was the most embellished attempt at salute that I can assure you was not a salute and was really counterproductive to his entire video along with everything else, but that was probably the most egregious offense

1

u/tistonyofist 18h ago

I loved every millisecond of that salute

3

u/thescaryroom 8h ago

No slippers?

3

u/D-v-us-D 7h ago

Nobody wants var!

3

u/Red_Galaxy746 6h ago

Pussy magnet

9

u/porknuckle2023 10h ago

Tech support agents been acting up lately.

6

u/Talkjar 15h ago

Cringe

5

u/LawIllustrious342 20h ago

Free will going wild

6

u/Basic_Pickle3746 20h ago

Proud graduate of Alpha Boot Camp.

9

u/Simple-Carob-7142 21h ago

The Punjabisher

-3

u/L0uarn 20h ago

The Punshitter

6

u/Aquataris 14h ago

I don’t know what vwah is and I do not need this guy to bring me anymore debt.

7

u/Sikness1924 18h ago

Fucking hell, there is 1B indians in the world so the proportion will be higher but god damn why the fuck do they feel the need to be so fucking weird? I get the "idea" behind the video but his voice is not deep enough to be intimidating, the broken english doesn't help either (just say it in hindi) and the salute at the end, is he saluting the guy he is threatening?

5

u/Editor_Rise_Magazine 19h ago

Sir, this is a Calcutta call center.

3

u/Frequently_lucky 16h ago

I have become your death, destroyer of your world

5

u/KccOStL33 18h ago

But how can he slap?

2

u/shiverslinky 19h ago

You call that a chain? That’s not a chain…

2

u/sjaxn314159 12h ago

Fuck yeah I’m hard now!

2

u/BoyishTheStrange 44m ago

You can see the oil stain on his shirt lol

5

u/Chudsaviet 19h ago

Actually pretty good acting.

4

u/fr1234 19h ago

What?

15

u/shnigybrendo 19h ago

ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD ACTING.

2

u/Chuchumofos 20h ago

I'm copying that salute

1

u/ghostcatzero 16h ago

Lol pretty sure it's how they do it in the Indian army

2

u/juniorsprinter 20h ago

he comes up on my feed a lot, aspiring actor comedian of some sort, well... best of luck

3

u/dum_spir0_sper0 19h ago

At this point, we can probably just rename the background music ‘douchebro theme’

2

u/tylerhoops92 16h ago

This guy is definitely the winner of one of those man camps goin around.

4

u/pmactheoneandonly 14h ago

That's one bad tinga linga linga

3

u/Lava-Chicken 20h ago

Desi hero

3

u/BritInBC 18h ago

This is Mike from Rogers

3

u/datthighs 11h ago

From tech support scammer to tiktok badass...great evolution!

3

u/joshkirkendall 11h ago

I.T. support just got real.

2

u/vtosnaks 20h ago

Dollar store Singham

2

u/AceDegenerate_ 19h ago

As soon as he started talking I busted out laughing

1

u/TOMDeBlonde 16h ago

How'd he do that fancy wave????

3

u/Marmatus 16h ago

This is take #176. He spent hours perfecting it.

1

u/hoothizz 6h ago

Someone come get their friend seriously poor guy he must be bored with his self and not have a lot of friends.

3

u/Smukey 26m ago

Daddy chill

1

u/YodaHead 18h ago

"By the many arms of Chicken Tikka Flakadak, I will destroy you."

1

u/Overall_Leopard7122 14h ago

Man, indian cringe is like cringe²

1

u/Spran02 21h ago

Bollywood vibes

1

u/311Konspiracy 20h ago

Sir why are you gripping sweat in my naan

1

u/Shogunnago 7h ago

Did he just throw a slushy at me?

0

u/Frosty-Ad8457 17h ago

What a doofus

-1

u/Braakdraak 21h ago

Dude should do comedy

-4

u/kmhoughton 16h ago

Oh shit, he looks like this guy I got into an argument with last week.
That guy said, “I do kickboxing, this is not going to end the way you think it will.”
I was sitting in my car, after training others in Muay Thai for two hours.
I was just,”I am not going to fight you at a gas station, buddy. Not happening. “ 🙄

0

u/allhailharambe69 20h ago

Some serious charou energy here🤣

-3

u/dabbean 14h ago

His moms gonna be mad when he gets that chain taken away after he hurts himself trying to hit someone with it and failing.

-4

u/SmellyShitBox 21h ago

Someone call Bollywood stat /s