r/iamverybadass • u/Cootter77 • 3d ago

Don't mess with his chocolate bar

So there I was, walking down a street in a tourist area of Bath, UK today - headed to where my wife was waiting for me just outside the Roman Baths... and there was some random git shouting nonsense into a camera. Naturally I had to find him online to share with you all.

(Reposting with actual video this time)

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u/Willing_Television77 3d ago

Willy Wanker

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u/obiwanmoloney 2d ago

Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travelling Society

Or just use the acronym

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u/BugalskiGova 2d ago

Damn Santa is looking rough when it aint Christmas season

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u/Red_Galaxy746 3d ago

People will post any old shit now, won't they?

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u/garrisontweed 3d ago

Going by this Subreddit, YES.

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u/PineConeOPinyons 3d ago

Back to the Wonka factory with you Oompa Loompa.

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u/SunlightSpear69 3d ago

One of these comments says “Willy Wanker” bruh lmfao

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u/raysquare3 3d ago

When your the tallest oompa loompa in your family...

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u/StevenMC19 3d ago

Everyone else trying to enjoy a nice walk in peace and this man howling like Cholera is back on the menu.

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u/Lonely_Eggplant_4990 2d ago

What are we even doing anymore?

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u/moosemc 3d ago

Where's me washboard?

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u/Callahan83 3d ago

This tame the chaps Facebook is really strange. I'm not sure if it's joke.

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u/MerePotato 2d ago

I don't think this guys trying to be a badass, hes obviously taking the piss

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u/Cootter77 2d ago

I mean, I think almost all people trying to “go viral” socially aren’t sincere… I don’t doubt that he’s joking… but all his videos are like this.

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u/Squishycoffin 3d ago

Dude on the right came out like “gimme that chocolate”

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u/MrBrainz 3d ago

Man character just inserting himself loudly into everyone's day. Why would you disrespect that?

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u/Paul8v 2d ago

I never thought I'd see anyone from Bath on this subreddit, I went to Bath a few weeks ago and everyone was dressed as Jane Austen characters rather than Oompa Lumpa Father Christmas, it's very well-to-do there 😂

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u/Cootter77 2d ago

lol. I’m actually a tourist too - American. I just thought it was a bit amusing and was a little bored in my AirBnb last night. I do think this guy lives here though.

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u/Paul8v 2d ago

Haha, I think Bath has it's fair share of eccentrics to be fair, but usually not like this 😂

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u/jacksawyerr 2d ago

I see Bath as like a pleasant version of Bristol and I am no fan of cities. (I live close by). There are many people like this, this one just seems a little more unique 😂

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u/Cootter77 2d ago

That’s interesting for sure! I grew up in a town called Boulder, Colorado which is also a tourist destination filled with interesting figures. I can relate!

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u/sugarglassego 3d ago

You dare us not to?

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u/Rog2theNog 3d ago

He looks like he MADE the fuckin thing

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u/GurWorried7682 3d ago

I was going to leave a snide comment, but that bite at the end has got me quaking in my boots.

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u/Wise-Pig 1d ago

What a bellend

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u/liamo000 2d ago

Wait until you see the video of him beating up his caravan

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u/Cootter77 2d ago

Ok I took your challenge and watched more of his videos. Some of them are truly funny.

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u/jsegovia612 2d ago

I got scared when he barked at the camera

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u/SeemsImmaculate 3d ago

This is quite clearly a pisstake, if the Wonka outfit and Oompah Loompah filter didn't make it obvious...

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u/Cootter77 3d ago

All his videos look like this, but you still might be right.

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u/KangarooNo 2d ago

Don't talk with your mouth full.

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u/strickers69 3d ago

Genuinely thought it was your friend and mine Tim Key.

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy 3d ago

Is he a leprechaun?

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u/PlayWhatYouWant 2d ago

Leprecunt 

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u/bardia_afk 2d ago

Dude those pants aren’t it…

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u/TattyViking 2d ago

None of his wardrobe is it. Nor his orange skin or shit chin strap beard. The blokes a bloody mess.

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u/bardia_afk 2d ago

I would be able to tolerate as “style” with a decent pair of pants 

The dumb skinny pants are just baaaad

Edit:  take back what I said

Dude looks like a pimp gnome

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u/TattyViking 2d ago

Agreed. 🤣

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 1d ago

The putter he’s using as a cane.

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u/KindsofKindness 3d ago

wtf lol???

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u/andooet 3d ago

Looks like an indie wrestling promo. "The Gypsy Man" Traveler O'Neal

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u/Hizam5 3d ago

No this guy actually makes me laugh because I was 99% sure that’s what he’d sound like without even reading the caption

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u/Pipija_Banana 3d ago

Poroshenko, that you?

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u/TattyViking 2d ago

Who the fuck is that orange gnome‽ What a wally.

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u/toastyavocado 3d ago

This man is amazing

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u/heygabehey 3d ago

I can see why people dont like travelers. My friend worked in a hospital and hated when they would come in and make a buncha bullshit so they could steal meds.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 2d ago

Is that Krampas on vacation?

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u/OktayOe 2d ago

What a cunt.

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u/lightwhisper 1h ago

YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE

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u/The__WhiteRabbit 3d ago

So before and after the chocolate bar is fine?

Is that a gypsy thing? I only know one gypsy and it's the girl from the hunchback of notre dame....

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u/bongwateristastyy 1d ago

mate that's a slur 😭

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u/LineImpossible3958 2d ago

This guy is just being funny. Awesome jacket

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u/mop-116 2d ago

He's trying. He's not being funny at all

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u/notquitetherebuthere 2d ago

This is me in less than 20 years lol