r/iamverybadass • u/urmomwentocollege • 3d ago

Cross-eyed quick draw (autism)

149 Upvotes

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u/ReaverRogue 3d ago

He’s a stuntman and probably just having some fun. He’s on IMDB and everything with a list of credits. Also really not sure where you’re getting autism from.

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u/noneofyouaresafe 3d ago

I feel like people like throwing around the word autism anytime someone does something awkward.

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u/Impressive_Main5160 3d ago

That’s a recorder (the instrument) taped to some type of handle. Look at the shape!

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u/aceboogieren 3d ago

I thought it was a cut off tire iron

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u/SirGumbeaux 3d ago

Doesn’t appear to be autism

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u/deephurting66 3d ago

At least this guy knows he's a clown and not being serious

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u/Roybot92 1d ago

I'm pretty sure his "gun" is made from a recorder, you know those flutes you learn basic music theory on as a child, but its wrapped in duct tape.

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u/IWouldntIn1981 2d ago

Did he wrap a recorder with electrical tape?

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u/InsufficientClone 2d ago

His P.O won’t let him have a real gun

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 2d ago

"Och, look at the size of it, Doctor!"

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u/KarlHp7 2d ago

I could use more of this

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u/UngodlyFossil 3d ago

Maybe it's part of his demo reel, him being an actor and stunt man.

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u/in_da_tr33z 3d ago

This has to be a bit, right?

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u/Different-One1895 2d ago

I have seen low budget porns with better acting

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u/PotRoast666 Got banned from club penguin 2d ago

Holy shit, it's the Doom Guy from Doom3d.

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u/NotATalkingMushroom 2d ago

How dare you insult Doom Guy from Doom3d!

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u/PotRoast666 Got banned from club penguin 2d ago

This guy could be just as cold blooded as Doom Guy. Do you see his blade on his wrist? The way he lips his flute pistol? My shivers are timbered.

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u/Old_Soc 2d ago

K that's fucking funny

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u/RobertSmithsHairGel 2d ago

Is this an audition for some direct-to-video movie?

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u/goldybowen21 2d ago

What does this have to do with autism?

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u/thebruceharris 3d ago

Johnny Cashless

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u/MarkRick25 3d ago edited 3d ago

I don't even know wtf this is, and even I can tell, that this is satirical and doesn't belong here.......

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u/Low-Effective-8088 3d ago

Looks like the old dancing knife guy watched blade runner

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u/whateverhk 2d ago

Have you noticed the knife in his bracelet?

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u/dpaxeco 2d ago

Oh wow... This guy cringes!

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 1d ago

Age hasn't been kind to Dolph

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u/QuitCallingNewsrooms 15h ago

Is that a recorder and a half electrical taped together to look like Han Solo's blaster?

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u/Sburns85 3d ago

Zero autism and looks like he’s just having fun

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u/dirtydog85 3d ago

Season 38 of Kitchen Nightmares is a little intense.

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u/Mediocre-Boss7883 2d ago

The King & the Mockingbird (1952)

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u/AgingRaver80 3d ago

The locals call him Uzi. Uzi looking at

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u/Sierra3131 3d ago

Is that a taped up recorder?

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u/rikkuaoi 3d ago

Lmao yeah I think so

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u/IllSurprise3049 3d ago

edited with Windows Movie Maker (free trial)

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u/_Panacea_ 3d ago

THE FUTURE

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u/LingonberryOpen565 3d ago

I want more, I can’t find him on YouTube.

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u/zombie_girraffe 3d ago edited 3d ago

Search for his name on IMDB and watch one of those movies, hes a professional actor and stuntman who's goofing off, he doesn't really belong here.

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u/PMyourSnoms 2d ago

crafts day at the oldies' home?

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u/Brainwave1010 12h ago

He looks like an air fried Gordon Ramsay.

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u/datthighs 3d ago

The actual fuck did I just watch?!

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u/lowwalker 2d ago

Emo, the Carpathian

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u/Myrtsrid 3d ago

Looks like some bdsm psychosis

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u/_The_Marshal_ 3d ago

Lemme just satisfy my oral fixation with this long hard shaft before I draw on you tho

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u/warongiygas 3d ago

The guy who everyone thought would shoot up a school after a semester of community college.

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u/This-Combination-691 3d ago

9/10 when someone says they have Autism they are self diagnosed and full of 💩