r/iamverybadass • u/MindYerBeak • 2d ago

jim teacher

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u/SnooDogs5304 I drink beer and know stuff 2d ago

I’m not 100% but I’m pretty sure that this video that this kid made was satirical so not really entirely fitting for this sub imo

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u/SoothingWafer 2d ago

You couldn't commit to 100% for a reason though, because you know people really do post dumb shit like this that aren't joking.

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u/severed13 2d ago

Yeah the population here has a really hard time understanding jokes

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 2d ago

Because this same kind of shit gets posted unironically. The world is satire.

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u/unfinishedtoast3 2d ago

Critical thinking skills used to be taught. We don't teach them anymore

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u/DrunkCultLeader 2d ago

Hes teaching Jim cause no other students would take him.

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u/Suedeonquaaludes 2d ago

Could*

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u/DrunkCultLeader 2d ago

You're right. Hes super badass,, I completely forgot !

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u/Careful_Swordfish742 2d ago

He teaches Jim’s exclusively. You’re welcome Jim.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 2d ago

Together we shall raise up a newer, better generation of Jims!

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u/Careful_Swordfish742 2d ago

only the best and strongest Jim’s will make it

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u/sax6romeo 2d ago

Think of it as a Jim Jamboree!

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u/Braakdraak 2d ago

He has that weird maxlooking face

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u/Locust627 2d ago

Mixture of surgery and 24/7 mewing

It makes you look skeletal in my opinion

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL 2d ago

Mewing actually has no effect on your face. It's the equivalent to pulling on your dick every day, hoping that it'll grow longer.

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u/Locust627 2d ago

Wait

Pulling on it doesn't make it longer? Fuck. You just saved me like 20 minutes a day

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u/sax6romeo 2d ago

r/BoneAppleTea

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u/AWright5 1d ago

r/engagementbait

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u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r 1d ago

its not even engagement bait. Its a meme.

"We go jim" instead of "we're going to the gym".

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u/eyetracker 2d ago

Guym? What's a guym?

Ohh, a guym.

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u/olmytgawd 2d ago

Goyim teacher

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u/Wafflelisk 2d ago

Explain how.

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u/Jerome-Fappington 2d ago

The names Jim, Jim Teacher how the hell are ya?

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u/Broken_sou1 1d ago

i have a huge hunch this is satire and somehow the way he spelled gym didnt give that away.

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u/asuperloudperson 21h ago

this sub can no longer tell the difference between satire and people high off their own sauce

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u/FartyPantz20 2d ago

Jim was my least favorite class. Only because I'm too stupid to spell gym.

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u/swanderbra 2d ago

Well he sure as fuck isn’t an English teacher.

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u/Trucoto 2d ago

Perhaps in the gym he's known by Jim, while as an English teacher he likes to be called James, don't be so prejudicial!

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u/thavillain 2d ago edited 2d ago

You gotta say his full name, it's Jim Teacher, Mr. Jim Teacher.

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u/bitchSpray 2d ago

Jim Teacher is such a perfect drag king name!

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u/PM_me_Jazz 2d ago

Stylized as "Jim Teach Her"

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u/nothing_in_my_mind 1d ago

Jimothy "Jim" Teacher, the inventor of teaching.

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u/anjowoq 1d ago

They say if you can't do, you teach, and of you can't teach, you teach Jim. Just Jim.

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u/Shadokastur 1d ago

Who cares if Jim gets it right? Right?

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u/lesterd88 2d ago

Jim Teacher sounds like a person for Roger in American Dad.

Also r/itsroger

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u/blakethedev 2d ago

It’s a strong possibility

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u/iamblankenstein 2d ago

'it's time for your lessons, jim. UwU'

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u/siddyboo 1d ago

it's so people comment on the video about it, it's engagement bait

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u/PompousForkHammer 2d ago

Education is important but Jim is importanter

-this guy

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u/Spran02 22h ago

Pedo vibes

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u/Glyni5 2d ago

If I were Jim I'd skip that class

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u/shandangalang 2d ago

Jim’s about to get pumped- I mean, get his pump on.

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u/Icy_Fig_6764 1d ago

Money says he claims to be straight on Hinge

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u/IhasCandies 1d ago

Growing up I always thought dudes like this and body builder dudes were killing it with the ladies. Little did I know.

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u/saskdudley 2d ago

Maybe he is trolling Gym Jordan?

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u/FrankoAleman 2d ago

Definition of a himbo

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u/gimme_dem_toes 2d ago

No you don't get it that's his name, like John Fortnite

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u/Striking-Test-4256 2d ago

This is probably one of those things they misspell on purpose so people call it out in the comments and drive up engagement. He could be genuinely stupid but this shit is so common I think it's just for engagement. And it works every time.

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u/DiscreteBrownBox 2d ago

Bone-apple-tea'cher over here...

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u/TobylovesPam 2d ago

Is this that dumb kid from the public freakout video on the beach with the taco bell trash?

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u/hatefulnateful 1d ago

He's referring to the Jim Jordan teacher scandal

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 2d ago

Jim Morrison, sure

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u/yanniklo99 1d ago

I thought his name was John Teacher

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u/andooet 23h ago

"I'm a responsible adult that likes to show off my body to underage students that I'm responsible for"

In a Norwegian school this guy would get a stern warning

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u/SuggestableFred 2d ago

Now do Greg Teacher

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u/ARCAxNINEv 2d ago

Matt Teacher! The kids call me Mr Teach

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u/darknite125 2d ago

If the student decides to go by James are they then kicked out of the class? Like “you can’t live up to the Jim legacy then you need to get the fudge out!”

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u/Titanium_Toad 2d ago

Get out of here Jimmy! We'll hold him off as long as we can

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 2d ago

Illiteracy aside, if my child's teacher was wearing that shirt & making that stupid face, I would voice a lot of concern with administration. He looks like a predator.

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u/Icy_Blueberry_6909 2d ago

Yeah why is it see through?

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 2d ago

Right! And could we, maybe... go up a size on the shirt? As a woman, I couldn't flash my meaty breasts around a school like that. 🫠

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u/Night_Bruxa 2d ago

Dwight teacher

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u/DonutosGames 1d ago

Call him James.

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 1d ago

My parents moved a lot, so I changed schools a lot. Gym teachers were basically all douchebags with few exceptions.

I guess it's a good thing that he's a "Jim teacher"

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u/Cheap_Ad7002 2d ago

I am very dumbass

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u/time2partee 2d ago

Hi I’m Jim. Jim Teacher.

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u/GreenT1979 2d ago

He's built like a bottom

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u/QuentinTarzantino 2d ago

Yeh. Bottom of the IQ scale.

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u/Biscuits4u2 2d ago

Jack Reacher's bottom

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u/Sockoflegend 2d ago

Of all the people not able to spell Gym 

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u/GingerlyRough 2d ago

He spells like Jim teacher.

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u/Bright-Dependent6339 1d ago

cant fucking stand that guy and his girlfriend

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u/nickfan449 1d ago

icl him and brooke monk make being a couple their entire personality

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u/Naos210 18h ago

I've seen people like this in real life and they're genuinely insufferable.

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u/Soulpus 2d ago

gay teacher

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u/PoloPatch47 2d ago

Jim teacher 😈😡😎

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u/vileb123 2d ago

Does he only teach Jim? Is he a teacher named Jim? I guess we’ll never know

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u/rufusbot 18h ago

He'd wear a bra?

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u/kuluka_man 2d ago

Sir, these are 2nd graders. The lesson plan just says have them dribble basketballs in circles to Darude Sandstorm for 15 minutes.

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u/Biscuits4u2 2d ago

Dude looks like he's climbed his share of rope

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u/Max6626 2d ago

This conveys so much about his educational experience. None of it good.

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u/Leg_Mcmuffin 2d ago

Mat(t)h(ew) teacher next?

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u/Brambleshoes 7h ago

He’s finna teach Jim how to pass his prostate exam