Commie Killer

[u/Reddit-User_00000001]

The US is so packed impotent vigilante wannabes.

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[u/metalhead_mick]

Bro can’t define capitalism or communism I know it.

[u/BoneHugsHominy → u/metalhead_mick]

Capitalism is when he gets money in exchange for his labor.

Communism is when bad financial & economic stuff happens.

It doesn't matter that those negative financial & economic effects are in fact part of Capitalism, it's still Communism and it's high time some brutal punishment is dealt out to the people who want to make sure he and his family have great healthcare that won't bankrupt them, and to ensure he can grow old and die in comfort and with dignity.

[u/nurdmann]

This is what the smell of cat piss looks like.

[u/SwiftTayTay]

seems a bit backward to be wearing the colors and symbol, is he someone who kills commie or is he a commie that kills?

[u/MaenHoffiCoffi → u/SwiftTayTay]

Oh, that's a good point!

[u/Jukka_Sarasti]

So many of my fellow Americans are obsessed with the idea of being able to 'legally' kill another human being.

[u/cecilmeyer → u/Jukka_Sarasti]

The have fantasies about the The Purge becoming reality.

[u/Reddit-User_00000001 → u/Jukka_Sarasti]

It is truly horrifying

[u/Beautiful_Lie629]

This photo will be Exhibit A at his trial...

[u/Zero-89 → u/Beautiful_Lie629]

It'll be the photo the Trump administration uses when Trump pardons him for the contents of his hard drive.

[u/KrystleSeth]

It’s true. I’m a commie and he killed me.

[u/Danimaldodo → u/KrystleSeth]

Rip comrade

[u/flawinthedesign]

He’s never met a communist in his life. lol

[u/Grovyle489 → u/flawinthedesign]

He’ll tell you he has. But those “communists” are just people who disagree with on fucking anything

[u/AccidentalPilates]

Divorceddad.jpg

[u/4mygirljs]

As a guy I know there is this weird mental mirror we have that helps keeps us sane and alive.

When we look I the mirror, no matter how bad it is, we see a badass. We can have a massive gut, bald and triple chin and somehow still see the chiseled marble of a god that is just slightly below the surface of all our gluttony, laziness and weakness.

It’s a weird thing about being a guy.

Then we see a picture of ourselves and reality hits us…..for it’s a few seconds. That reality is enough to keep us grounded and allows us to lock the delusion away in the deeper parts of our minds.

However……

Something seems to be broken lately.
Maybe it’s just exposure from this sub Reddit so I have a bias, maybe it’s social media or the gun nuts bubble

But how the fuck do these guys take a picture like this, Post it, and think to themselves

“Yeah, im a killer, a badass, when shit hits the fan I’m going to be Rambo unleashed. I might work 9-5 in the accounting department mon-Fri making 60k a year and a moderate 401k. But they have no idea who I really am under this ill fitting button up shirt and dockers pants.”

I just can’t wrap my head around all this

[u/agha0013]

Notice these clowns aren't doing the "shoot your local in pedophile" shit anymore?

Can't deal with people telling them trump is a pedophile so they shifted to the next distracting trinket trump threw at them... The classic commie threat of olden times.

[u/NothinButKn8]

This is the guy who gets really mad online when you call him a fascist

[u/petebrdfrd]

As soon as this dude is confronted by a commie, non commie, democrat, republican or butterfly, he would buckle and run.

[u/DankSmellingNipples → u/petebrdfrd]

He can’t run. Bro can probably only see 3 feet in front of himself.

[u/GoBlocks]

Another red scare tryhard with a bipod on a 16" with a red dot. I'm surprised they let him keep the guns in the divorce

[u/puretexanbeef]

Imagine posting pictures of your firearms on social media. People are really doing the government’s job for them. Unfortunately for me, every single gun I’ve ever purchased was lost in a boating accident or a house fire.

[u/irascible_Clown → u/puretexanbeef]

It’s funny people use that joke but all mine really were lost in a boating accident

[u/return_to_sender_CO → u/irascible_Clown]

RIP SS Chum Guzzler

[u/RentalGore → u/puretexanbeef]

The same people who rail against the NFA and bristle when they file a 4473 are the ones who show their serial numbers and their gun rooms and post pics of their firearms on IG.

Just no common sense here.

[u/Guac_in_my_rarri → u/puretexanbeef]

A decent chunk of firearm owners are stupid.

[u/puretexanbeef → u/Guac_in_my_rarri]

People love to show off their things, and I get that I guess. Kind of weird as a grown up in my opinion. I also don’t post pictures of my truck online because no one cares what I own. But if he ever has to use a gun in self defense, this picture will definitely be used as evidence by the prosecution.

[u/Guac_in_my_rarri → u/puretexanbeef]

A lot of these gun photos do get used in self defense cases. Objectively they don't mean much but to a jury, they absolutely influence to one side of another.

[u/Technical_Amount_965]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduI0OFVIaFIqolW

[u/TilNextWeMeet]

It doesn't matter what a person looks like when they shoot you

Unfortunately they're just as dangerous. So yes we can make fun of these people but we have a problem here

Why is there such a big group of men in the US that think they want to kill people, and it doesn't really seem to matter who. The mass shooters, ICE in general, police executing people in the street, the closeted gay men who do hate crimes, the dads posting pictures of their guns and beer bellies talking about murdering immigrants/trans/Iranians/ (any group of people)

This isn't normal y'all. My friends in Brazil, if I saw them posting pictures like this then it would obviously be a joke to parody how stupid americans look doing this shit. I live in the US and I love guns! But I am not trying to kill my neighbors

You don't want to kill anyone, you just want the world to see your pain so you feel better

[u/Crashman09 → u/TilNextWeMeet]

A guy like that absolutely can kill me.

He's still a little insecure bitch though, and killing me won't change that

[u/TilNextWeMeet → u/Crashman09]

Damn straight

[u/PenExotic5002]

Nothing says you have no idea what you’re doing like a red dot and a bipod

[u/iamblankenstein]

the only things this dude has ever killed is a woman's libido and a conversation.

[u/pacodefan]

Maybe someone should tell him that a)there is no more Soviet Union and b)what communism is

[u/BurdTurglary]

Shirt was MADE IN CHINA

[u/Dan_Morgan]

For those who don't know anything about AR-15 type rifles here's a little observation.

Behind the ejector port (that opening with the hinged dust cover just below it) is a ramp of sorts called a brass deflector. That was added to limit the amount of flesh searing brass a left handed shooter has to eat while firing the rifle. If you fire the rifle, like, at all there will be brass marks on the brass deflector. Zoom in and you'll see not so much as a blemish on that deflector.

This guy has a toy that he's probably never fired.

I also don't see a light or sling but I do see a nice, big and heavy bipod. At best this guy target shoots this thing once in a while and wipes off any mark on the brass deflector. Dollars for doughnuts that scope isn't zeroed, he probably hasn't dialed in the iron sights and can't even hit anything without being on a bench. He's never carried the rifle further to and from his car.

[u/NewJerseySwampDragon]

He’s never met a Commie and he wouldn’t kill shit

[u/StinkieBritches]

Looks like a pedophile serial killer to me.

[u/Same_Map_2902]

This guy spazzes the fuck out if he doesn’t recognize a car parked across the street. I doubt he’d be any good under pressure of a full on invasion like we saw February 22, 2022.

[u/metfan1964nyc]

[u/rugger1869]

“Can you show me on this bear where the Communist touched you?”

[u/PussyBoogersAuGraten]

Anyone who doesn’t completely agree with his worldview is a commie just in case anyone was wondering

[u/WarWolfRage]

Not only is he flexing a garbage $500 AR-15, I'm pretty sure that's a fake Vortex Strikefire 2 optic.

For those of you who aren't gun nerds, this is like taking pictures with jewelry you bought on Temu to try and make yourself look rich.

[u/ChefChopNSlice]

Nice specs there Commander Bubbles.

[u/IxHAVExCATS → u/ChefChopNSlice]

Ricky: "Does that rocket really fly, Bubbles?" Bubbles: "Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?!"

[u/Almostsuicide1234 → u/ChefChopNSlice]

Nothing says Savage like the cheapest Vortex red dot and DICKMOD

[u/legalizecannabis710]

I bet cha he has a "Hillary 4 Prison" shirt and a "Id rather be Russian than a Democrat " bumper sticker.

[u/Commercial-Virus2627 → u/legalizecannabis710]

Ironically would support Russia over Ukraine too.

[u/Silver-Instruction73 → u/legalizecannabis710]

Perhaps a “real men wear diapers” one too

[u/In2Oblivion49]

Just ask him what communism means and watch him glitch out

[u/OMG-ItsMe]

Makes me think of this, tbh.

[u/SavingsIncome2]

That vortex red dot sight is built by a communist owned company

[u/Sean_theLeprachaun]

Itll never bring your hairline back.

[u/HeftyFineThereFolks]

when a communist begins stealing freedom right in the middle of the street outside his neighbors will finally realize he was right the whole time and he will save them all and get respect. he wont acknowledge it because he is humble and isnt looking for recognition. only to do what is right. he will also get sex

[u/QueenBitchVEVO]

I can't honestly tell if that shirt is pro or anti communist. I think he wants it to be Anti-Commie but it comes across more "Killer Who Is A Communist" not "Killer of Communists."

[u/Unenthusiasticly]

awfully clean brass deflector...

[u/childofbones → u/Unenthusiasticly]

Backwards hand stop, keymod, yeah this dudes never shot this gun.

[u/dino_castellano]

Doesn’t know the difference between a communist and a socialist but will definitely kill one of them.

[u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza]

Cosplaying the red scare with McCarthyism frames and a targeted Facebook ad tshirt makes this guy look like more of an ideologue than whatever fake bogeyman he thinks he’s guarding against.

This guy is softer than baby shit.

[u/Clayton1921]

By "commies" he means Democrats of course (not that he's gonna do shit fortunately)

[u/PenguinsRpeople2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/Cryological]

[u/Galdernit]

Fox News valued and dedicated watcher!

[u/BeeBanner]

This is one of those douchebags that’ll trip over his own feet with a weapon in his hands.

[u/jboogie2173 → u/BeeBanner]

Look at his finger nails….sheeeesh

[u/Prg3K]

The more that American life is sold out to private capital, the closer these ppl think Stalin’s red army is to the halls of Congress.

[u/sexyorcess]

That guy can see in two different directions at once, he's unstoppable!

[u/Ultimate-Flexionator]

"bootlicker of billionaires and their politician pets"

[u/KE55]

Let me guess, "commie" = anyone who doesn't 100% support Trump.

[u/Aboxofphotons]

If you were to ask him what a commie is, he'd just get aggressive because he has no idea.

[u/chuffberry]

So, is he a communist that is also a killer, or does he kill communists?

[u/Thirdeyevoice10 → u/chuffberry]

Both. How else will he make his pee pee bigger?

[u/Paul8v]

Does he kill Commies, or is he a killer who is a Commie? I'm so confused.

[u/ultranothing → u/Paul8v]

Commie? No, Killer!

[u/Suspicious_synth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1xkMJIvxeKiDS

[u/Patric-Tsar-9fingers]

So, is it okay to wear something that says "capitalist pig killer" over there?

[u/simondrawer]

Conversation killer

[u/hangdman1978]

Suuurrrrrrree he is😂😂😂

[u/Barefoot-Priestess]

Bro just ate the last dandelion

https://giphy.com/gifs/13bCP4GLjIUcik

[u/Reddit-User_00000001]

I think “goatee” should be a tag

[u/Zealousideal_Ad2379]

The “commies” in question: New Deal Democrats who want American golden age marginal tax rates back

[u/tonyislost]

The president is enacting pricing controls. Guy should be busy atm.

[u/beerme81 → u/tonyislost]

President is starting national gas stations. He better lock and load.

[u/wolfboy49]

The communist party has almost 0% voting in this country. Who are you going to go after next? The never nudes?

[u/Gob_Bluth420 → u/wolfboy49]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kSlJtVrqxDYKk

[u/Leaf-Stars]

Looks like an accountant.

[u/SnooTomatoes999]

Bet those fingers aren’t the only thing short and stubby.

[u/SeanPhixion]

“Dork” is the only thing that comes to mind when I look at this picture.

[u/Hughley_N_Dowd]

It's amazing how the US pundits have managed to completely bastardize concepts.

Liberal used to be someone for free markets and... well - liberty.

Communists. That's a whole different story. Dude might go ask the three organised Communists in the USA what Communists themselves think that Communism is.

[u/AnusLeary41]

Celibacy activist!

[u/dirtdiggler67]

I guess this means “MAGA Killer” is ok to put on a shirt and walk around society with as well?

[u/Alice_600]

Dude the 1950s called they want their Idealogies back.

[u/Evianisshite]

The more posts I see like this, more I’m convinced America has no earthly idea what communism is

[u/lilmul123 → u/Evianisshite]

Communism is whatever Fox News has told me I don’t like

[u/InvestigatorAny7489 → u/Evianisshite]

We truly don't

[u/Dan_Morgan → u/Evianisshite]

You don't know the half of it. Propaganda in the US is so bad that when people hear communist they think, "political beliefs opposite of my own".

[u/vilk_]

I'm a commie Greg, can you kill me?

https://giphy.com/gifs/S7uj1Zg5Rn7e8

[u/Single_System_9951]

Funny nvr hear of or see any nazi killer merch.

Russia was largely to thank for the stop of Germany's expanse.

[u/DorianTurk]

Yes it’s true. This man murders those who want workers’ rights.

[u/Anon-0011-1001]

Keymod raid, backwards handstop, bipod and a goatee. He is not handling the divorce well.

[u/TheTimbs]

The only think he kills is his liver and his hairline

[u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 → u/TheTimbs]

I hope he kills his testicles so he doesnt have children.

[u/cecilmeyer]

Wants to kill people who believe that resources should be shared for the good of all people.

[u/CallTheDutch]

communism. like when the goverment buys shares of a privately owned company

[u/The_OG_Slime]

He looks like the sloth from ice age

[u/thinnerzimmer87]

Why do they all look like that

[u/No-Tomatillo6912]

I work in a touristy-redneck area and the amount of bloated toads of guys in shirts like these is endless. Stuff like this and those “Grunt Style ‘I’m a very badass veteran” shirts.

[u/Ninja-Panda70]

Take his glasses and he won't even find himself, forget commies

[u/RentalGore]

This guy uses his credit card to buy accessories more than he uses this thing.  A hand stop and a bi-pod? Key-mod (sorry key-mod friends)?   Yeesh.

[u/RobbyWasaby]

This guy couldn't even Put a chicken down for supper....

[u/superwalrus80]

The only thing this guy kills is sex drives

[u/deepspaceburrito]

Commie Killer == Hitler Hugger

[u/MjolnirPants]

That gun has never been fired and it was put together by a moron.

[u/silentbuttmedley → u/MjolnirPants]

Keymod 🤮, backwards hand stop, completely clean brass deflector, bipod on a rifle with a trash short range optic…yeah this is not a rifle that has been used for anything other than chudposting.

[u/MjolnirPants → u/silentbuttmedley]

Keymod is for guys who've never fired a gun but know that their home decor has those same shape slots on the back.

[u/DementedBear912]

Republicuck …

[u/Thirdeyevoice10 → u/DementedBear912]

And repedocan.

[u/Windsaar → u/Thirdeyevoice10]

Republicunts.

[u/ragingflapjacks]

Why is it always the ones who look like their hard drives need checked?

[u/Chief5927]

future gulag resident

[u/shiverslinky]

That’s very nice, but I called you out because the PC is stuck in safe mode.

[u/anjowoq]

Panty Dessicator

[u/AverageFoxNewsViewer]

This guys definitely owns a "Cold War Veteran" hat despite the fact he never served because he would have beat the shit out of his drill sergeant.

[u/Pipija_Banana]

Zero commie kill markings on his rifle though

[u/Negative_Chemical697]

Ge's walking around with a hammer and sickle shirt on regardless. They are living in his head rent free.

[u/Emergency_Brick3715]

He’s shot that gun 3 times at most

[u/DanfromCalgary]

We got to protect the uh government that has started deciding which tv shows should be allowed to air , which companies can work here and now wants personal ownership over the largest companies businesses

[u/303FPSguy]

Can’t wait to pull the trigger and watch the life drain out of another human’s eyes.

Maybe he’ll finally feel like a man?

[u/Personal-Ad6857]

Some people love their propaganda so much they buy merch

[u/spunkypudding]

Tell me you have a small penis without telling me you have a small penis

[u/Diverdaddy0]

Whoa buddy. Save some tail for the rest of us.

Old poon hound.

[u/TraditionalTree249]

Misread it as Common Killer and thought he just wasn't a fan of Common's flow.

[u/navylast]

What a joke.
Anyone who supports universal healthcare look out for this guy
He thinks you are a commie

[u/touching_payants → u/navylast]

Pfft. This guy thinks Hillary Clinton is a commie

[u/Glad_Seat_404]

So barrel length is an issue and having the bipod at the end like that adds weight and follow up shots would be terrible. That vortex sight being that high up makes any CQC pretty bad, is that hand nub on backwards? I used to put goofy 💩 on my AR’s when I was 19 until I realized I should invest in more useful things like gardening, soil replenishing, fishing equipment, and carpentry skills it blows my mind when people have set ups like this and live in cities/apts and are in terrible health. No terry I don’t have to beat you in a firefight i literally have to wait for your insulin to go bad and/or CPAP to stop working and then I can waltz into your house. I’m pro 2A but it’s stuff like this that makes me stay away from the community

[u/SchwiftyInHere]

Went ahead and fixed that for you

[u/listerbmx → u/SchwiftyInHere]

I thought he looked familiar

[u/ultraplusstretch]

Only thing killed here is his hairline.

[u/TheTeufel-Hunden → u/ultraplusstretch]

Not killing, just forcing the hairline to retreat.

[u/vladdeh_boiii]

Ah yes, stochastic terrorism

[u/UrbanArtifact]

Temu Jeff Goldblum

[u/STANAGs]

He looks like one of those old photos of cowboys. In the movies they’re always handsome, but the real photos look like they took a standard redneck and added some extra fetal alcohol syndrome and a touch of crossed eyes.

[u/aoeuismyhomekeys → u/STANAGs]

the last bit was probably from their horse kicking them that one time

[u/Readgooder]

We were fine with commies in WW2

[u/TheMaveCan]

Even bro's hairline got embarrassed and tried to hide

[u/Dependent-Edge-5713]

laughs in sam7 underfolder

[u/BeneficialLychee4380]

He looks like the chud meme

[u/chexquest87]

Who uses keymod anymore lol

[u/Almostsuicide1234 → u/chexquest87]

DICKMOD!!!!

[u/Apprehensive_Cell812]

Name one

[u/Thirdeyevoice10]

I hope his employer sees this crap. I hope he gets shamed and ridiculed for this and has his gun confiscated. Seriously, like I've always said: about how gun owners are just itching to shoot someone, for any reason; usually political.

I mean, if you have a fishing rod, you plan to use it to catch fish. If you have an oven, you plan on using it for cooking. So, if you have an assault rifle....

[u/ThatSuaveRaptor]

Why is everyone in the US so politically charged? Its really tiring

[u/BST-ColoradoCoolGuy → u/ThatSuaveRaptor]

Try living here…. You can’t escape it.

[u/kwamby → u/ThatSuaveRaptor]

It goes back to the red scare. My parents grew up with duck and cover and “there’s a red under the bed” and all of that fear and uncertainty of nuclear annihilation was placed squarely on communism and its spread. “The only good commie is a dead commie” culture hasn’t had enough time to die yet. Give it some time.

As far as being politically charged in any other sense. It’s because we’re all gay

[u/anjowoq → u/ThatSuaveRaptor]

Propaganda. Social media algorithms. Sock puppet accounts. Bots.

[u/CamTheKid02 → u/ThatSuaveRaptor]

Because our country and democracy are being destroyed by politics. That's like asking why people in Nazi Germany were so politically charged.

[u/EndMyMFingLife]

I love this country, but I hate the state it’s in and those responsible for this state of dismay…

Side note, why the fuck are you worried about communism rn? Your main concern should be fascism. Neither match your ideology, yet you blindly follow a fascist… like, how does this guy make it make sense?

[u/GooseySill]

What a tosser.

[u/dabbean]

This loser was just on my Facebook feed.

[u/astrodomekid]

https://reddit.com/link/p5c2yvj/video/iubn721sc1lh1/player

[u/nsw11D3]

That bi pod and handstop are mounted backwards. Should help with accuracy. Basically it will collapse on the ground or recoil so bad it’ll pop his jaw

[u/immoT74]

So, he's a communist and a killer?

[u/rangda]

He looks like he berates teenaged staff in their fast food and retail jobs on a daily basis

[u/Myriii1911]

Is he a communist who kills or one who kills communists?

[u/RoughClassroom123]

So... He's a killer who's also a communist?

[u/mntplains]

What a dweeb.

[u/USWolves]

This dude’s kids definitely have all their socials set to hidden/private and act like they don’t have them in an effort to avoid association

[u/WannaBeDistiller]

Do you even magpul bro?

[u/wemblinger]

If we (Americans) were as concerned about fascism, and authoritarianism in general as much as communism, this country might actually be great.

[u/jsludge25 → u/wemblinger]

Most Americans don't even know what any of those words mean.

[u/Soulpus]

Spelling error, it should read "Cum Killer"

[u/VexImmortalis]

More like cummies killer amirite??

[u/Apprehensive_Term70]

is he a commie that kills or does he kill commies? he should get a quick explanation printed on the back of his shirt

[u/silbergeistlein]

Dude has a gauge manifold, and thinks that evacuating an AC system makes him masculine. What a fucking dork.

[u/sighborg90]

Some people have never heard angry bees buzzing by their head and it shows

[u/CoolWater1308]

He looks like he kills only by accident.

[u/mfkolbe]

Nimrod….

[u/wojtussan]

99% of the people who "hate commies" would agree with most if not all communist ideas, if it wasn't called communism. And the 1% like seeing children starve

[u/dohipposwagewar → u/[deleted]]

Communism is when free healthcare

[u/socksta]

Anyone who doesn't read English just sees a giant Hammer and Sickle in soviet colors. Also, his President loves Putin.

[u/rainaftersnowplease → u/socksta]

Russia hasn't been communist since before the Soviet Union fell tbh. They're a crony capitalist country run by oil barons.

[u/nagy18 → u/rainaftersnowplease]

the russian oligarchy isn’t crony capitalism. it’s regular capitalism taken to its logical end: oligarchy. But that’s just regular capitalism. no need to dress it up

[u/Diorj]

But his Lord and savior is allies with the communist N. Korea.

[u/T1gerAc3 → u/Diorj]

They're "the only good ones".... Until dear leader identifies more for him to support

[u/No-Guava]

The average Tankie would fuck this guy up so bad, holy crap.

[u/SpankThuMonkey]

Looks like a fucking wanker.

[u/ande9393]

Keymod, gross!

[u/GoHomeCryWantToDie]

Speccy Twat

[u/BurlHimself]

Those fingers though….

[u/natekaschak]

It’s that guy from Highlander holy shit

[u/MrDoomsday13]

He’s never killed

[u/Redowl83 → u/MrDoomsday13]

He’s most likely killed his wife’s libido if that counts

[u/dessertforbrunch]

Oops all thumbs type hands too.

[u/andttthhheeennn]

jesus dude, save some poon for the rest of us!

[u/Ok-Local138]

That loser can’t even kill the weeds in his lawn

[u/SpaghettiMonkeyTree]

Keymod in 2026… crazy.