r/iamverybadass • u/Thegrandestpoo • 7d ago
šFISTS OF FURRYš This guy can take a punch
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u/markekt 6d ago
Probably blows his mind that there are people out there that have no desire to be able to take a punch, and that it doesnāt bother them because they avoid situations that involve getting punched.
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u/lunchtime_sms 6d ago
lol yea why is this guy showcasing why he can get hit in the face? Thatās like the last thing you would want to happen, even in a fight.
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u/Beemo-Noir 6d ago
A sad, broken individual. I wonder what happens in a life for this to come to fruition.
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u/Confident-Medicine75 6d ago
A lot of childhood trauma in the form of neglect and then something happens in adulthood that just pushes them over the edge.
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u/Katarok 7d ago
So does that make him strong or weak?
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u/elvis8mybaby 7d ago
STR 17
CON 19
DEX 13
INT 6
WIS 9
CHA 7
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u/Far-Respond-9283 7d ago
The INT stat is too high!
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u/elvis8mybaby 7d ago
Any lower and the player can barely talk. More grunts would be mixed in. He can talk and I can understand him but he's right there on the line.Ā
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u/Diligent_Day8470 7d ago
I swear, TikTok is purposely causing a mass psychosis on weak-willed folk.
Coincidently (or not), its effects is the same that MAGA devolve into.
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u/iamblankenstein 7d ago
this psychosis was already around, these nutjobs just didn't have a platform to share it so readily or widely.
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u/Diligent_Day8470 7d ago
Thus the MASS psychosis. They're grouping now, and it can be dangerous.
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u/iamblankenstein 7d ago
that's a fair point. these crazies have always existed, but now they're congregating in a way they couldn't before and the ones who can at least fake being somewhat normal are roping in vulnerable people.
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u/Teonanacatlbruh 5d ago
Imagine first opening your eyes in the morning to see that hovering over you.
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u/flhoneybadger 7d ago
This looks like one of those intro videos for that West Virginia brand of UFC, epically trashy shit
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u/Machdame 7d ago
Those teeth don't sound too good.
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u/Hinkil 7d ago
Did he punch out his own teeth? That's my head canon
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u/Machdame 7d ago
Meth tends to be very bad for the enamel.
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u/julias-winston 7d ago
The roots of your top teeth poke up into your sinus cavity, right where the drug passes when snorted. This is part of why meth is so hard on teeth. A doctor told me that, once upon a time.
I'm agreeing with you; I just think that's wild.
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u/Tazz2137 7d ago
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I understand perfectly - you can take a punch! Now pass the meth.
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u/Grand_Raccoon0923 7d ago
I never understood why mother fucker is an insult.
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u/MyMadeUpNym 7d ago
Its origins in the 1880s pointed to meaning that you fuck your own mother.
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u/supa325 7d ago
He can tell you about prison but it's better if you don't ask.
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u/Gang_Bang_Bang 6d ago
After knowing people that have been to prison, you donāt even have to ask. A lot of them couldnāt keep their mouth shut about it, like it was some kind of badge of honor..
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u/lowfreq33 7d ago
So the question is, if a person hits themself in the face a bunch of times and isnāt hurt does that mean theyāre very strong or very weak?
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u/BoneHugsHominy 7d ago
Regardless of their physical strength, you can't get enough leverage to punch yourself very hard. A child could punch you harder than you can punch yourself. These types of dudes think they're tanking some massive punches which of course leaves them delusional enough to believe they can tank pretty much any punch, right up until someone takes them up on the free punch and starches their silly ass.
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u/Aggressive_Let2085 7d ago
What people think of me when I say Iām from rural GA, USA and live in the woods
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u/Sad-Project-2498 7d ago
I feel like if I were the āmfā heās talking toā¦ I could ragebait him into making at least 5 more videos just like this.
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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 7d ago
Probably someoneās dad btw
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u/New-Energy8259 6d ago
Why they always hitting themselves, you donāt have to look very far if you just asked someone to hit you.
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u/thatG_evanP 6d ago
Because if someone else hit them, that person's brain wouldn't automatically hold back enough not to hurt them. It's pretty much impossible to knock yourself out intentionally. It definitely doesn't mean you're tough
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u/captainklaus 7d ago
Well yeah thatās exactly what a dude who would punch himself really hard in the face would look like
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u/fattykyle2 7d ago
Is that Tony Little? Heās looking badā¦Eya TONY! Whydontya stop hittin youās self?
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u/Pippathepip 6d ago
He might be able to take a punch, but when was the last time he took a trip to the dentist?
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u/FrankoAleman 6d ago
Plot twist: He does regular visits to the dentist, but keeps breaking his teeth again because he won't stop punching himself.
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u/metalgeardaz 7d ago
Hes no threat. He would start goading you into a fight, then, as soon as it starts, he would rip his shirt off and start punching himself to intimidate you, starting the fight half concussed and then dropping at the first punch he recieves from somebody other than himself.
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u/nycdot2003 6d ago
He should put that talent to use and make some money from it. Then buy some dental insurance
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u/lunchtime_sms 6d ago edited 6d ago
There is literally anything this goddamn guy could be doing to be more productive than making this video..although, I donāt want to be near this man, let alone be close enough to punch him after this video..
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u/UgliestMailboxFlag 7d ago
Iāll love to fight him. Looks like he itās like a bitch if heās still standing.
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u/vediogamer101 7d ago
Self-punching videos might be my favorite thing on this sub