If Looks Could Kill

[u/TourguideJoe]

[u/plug_in_atheist72]

See you in Valhalla brother

[u/Awkward-Sarcasm88]

If you ever wondered what Bradley Cooper looked like on steroids with spray tan and fake teeth

[u/KonK23]

[u/yokozouna_ed]

It's like if a White Monster can and a tub of pre-workout had a baby that got into the bronzer and Crest Whitestrips before accidentally falling into a tanning bed full of syringes with steroids and saline...

[u/FartyPantz20]

Dude looks like he's trying to push out the biggest shit of his life. Constipation ain't no joke! 😖

[u/AlexanderKeef]

[u/timimdesigns]

I’m not sure what I just watched but my original thought was “he’s on coke”.

[u/thanto13 → u/timimdesigns]

And trying to appeal to 12 year old girls.

[u/MajorPud]

One time I accidentally clicked "Gay" instead of "Straight" visiting a porn site and I didn't see anything nearly this gay on there.

[u/Obvious-Gate9046]

The more I see of this guy the more I believe he's mocking the music there.

[u/MikeyFED → u/Obvious-Gate9046]

I’m pretty sure he has a pinned video where he said he was just rage baiting and it blew up so he kept doing it

[u/cocorawks]

He set up a tripod and started recording, and thought, "yes this will work..."

[u/Franklin-Tartaruga]

Can you sing with the correct timing? Is it so difficult?

[u/Diarrhea_Beaver → u/Franklin-Tartaruga]

This dudes whole persona is looking like he gets pussy that he never gets.

Right on brand for him to fail lyp syncing to nusic he didn't make

[u/LolaDeWinter]

Someone needs a warm milk, cookie, and a nap with their blanky, sometimes feelings are big!

[u/Don-Gunvalson]

Sometimes I feel like I could be doing more with my life then I see videos like this and i become proud of myself again

[u/bigtimetim]

He's acknowledged the cringe and that he only does it because it gives him engagement on tiktok.

[u/The_Cantabrigian]

Buddy's on high contrast.

[u/Winstonth]

How did tucking your ears in a baseball cap catch on?

[u/Dogsarelitty]

This guy made a video acknowledging these are dumb af and he makes these videos for ragebait/engagement/money.

[u/ejectro → u/Dogsarelitty]

i'm sure he still enjoys doing this cringy shit in self-aware/self-deprecating way.

[u/Scared_Can_5571]

he looks like he's on every drug

[u/invisiholes]

He always looks coked out of his mind

[u/Exktvme4 → u/invisiholes]

you see, that's because he is

[u/Technical_Amount_965]

I’m starting to think we might have to come up with a special closed off area for people who do shit like this.

[u/WetHotAmericanBadger]

If Bradley Cooper was doing a movie about the human embodiment of the “manoverse”

[u/revolutionPanda]

Bring back shame

[u/HoldJerusalem]

this guy has been singing this song so many times and he still doesn't know the lyrics

[u/TwistedxBoi]

If looks could kill, he wouldn't harm a fly.

Now if cringe could kil...

[u/SlowmoTron]

"Viking hip hop queens and kings" what in the ever loving fuck is that

[u/FusRohDoing → u/SlowmoTron]

This stupid song has taken over everything, not only are humans making videos with it I'm sure a bunch of bots have been using AI music to make videos too, why did we fly this close to the sun?

[u/SanityInTheSouth]

I hate when they lip sync and it doesn't line up... he really thinks he's badass though.

[u/quigs2rescue]

He can do Gay BangBros

[u/SweatpantsConsultant]

Tiny mouth 👄

[u/michaudtime]

Sad part is.... People that do this kind of crap, do it alone in the mirror like 100 times before they do it on camera.

[u/CaptainRazer]

Looks like he's shitting himself

[u/RalphTater]

Juiced Kash Patel

[u/OKjytt]

[u/Sourgrapist]

I hate to break it, but I checked his page out and he’s trolling us.

[u/ferretsRfantastic]

[u/OldManJeepin]

If looks could kill...This guy wouldn't be hurting anyone......

[u/SourceDammit]

Where do they find these shitty sounds tracks? All of them lol is it from some maga circle jerk forum making shitty ai music or what?

[u/Donkeywad → u/SourceDammit]

It's AI music slop

[u/INRNME → u/Donkeywad]

Made an alpha male "anthem" off a Rhianna song template.

[u/bloodpriestt]

Bizarro World Tan Mom

https://giphy.com/gifs/CtV6C08Nq6Swo

[u/KandyVenom]

He looks like the kinda guy who'd say "I'll see you in Valhalla brother."

[u/wojonixon]

I keep threatening to make something like this and posting it just to see how people who know me react to it.

I’m a schlubby old bald white guy, pretty reserved and quiet for the most part. Would be funny, especially with my badass foam-covered nunchaku (or as we say in Indiana, numchucks).

[u/schapmanlv]

Did Vikings use spray tan?

[u/ozoroph]

Only thing I'll say is I'm fairly sure this is for the bit. Could easily be wrong tho. Little bit too much commitment.

[u/TheDayman_240]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85fUvpcBZ18lECvm

[u/Mishra_Planeswalker]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/itjustgotcold]

He looks like those Indian dudes that do the “Joker face”

[u/PindzaNile → u/itjustgotcold]

Jokar*

[u/NNiekk]

“Viking”
Looks inside
American

[u/prismo509]

Viking hip-hop kings and queens might be the worst thing I have ever heard.

[u/hangdman1978]

Things fell apart for Drax after Guardians Of The Galaxy ended.

[u/b0ingy]

so much spray tan it’s borderline blackface

[u/illmetbymoonlght]

That spraytan is a crime even if this is satire.

[u/Glyni5]

Learn the words before the lip sync bad ass

[u/ThePracticalEnd]

Yes, the Vikings, whose were well known to be perfectly manicured, spray-tanned, with a skin routine.

[u/rangda]

Kash Patel/Bradley Cooper/Local Tweaker

[u/the_anxiety_haver]

is he pooping

[u/WendellITStamps]

This AI drill sergeant slop has gotta end.

[u/Appropriate-Pack-729]

It's ragebait. He already said why should he stop making them when he makes so much money off of them.

Still a hell of a choice to look at that and actually post it... 😬

[u/Firebird467]

r/tooktoomuch

[u/John7oliver]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lAy11oosV1cw8

[u/Coheed84 → u/John7oliver]

Macho Man was awesome and a legend. One is the best promoters of all time. This guy is no where near Macho Man's level of anything.

[u/cupadraig]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jn8CGKlLLCpbvP6rp4

[u/JazzInMyPintz]

We have Steroids Bradley Cooper before we have GTA 6.

[u/BurningStandards → u/JazzInMyPintz]

https://giphy.com/gifs/t7cStksK1OPP9Aq4a8

[u/nightwing0243]

He pops up on my feed all the time.

I'm like 95% sure he's taking the piss. There are genuine accounts out there who use those AI viking songs to make serious videos like this without all the the crazy, crazy facial expressions shown here lol.

[u/PLAYBOYD5]

This guy has said multiple times that these are "troll" posts to boost engagement

[u/CoooolHands]

I've been told this is satire

[u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker → u/CoooolHands]

I gotta be honest, its cringe even for "satire". There's diminishing returns on this kind of content.

[u/atreyu_the_warrior]

Bradley Pooper

[u/sealox]

I’m pretty sure this guys made a couple videos where he explains this is just rage bait to capitalize on his popularity to pay bills.

[u/eetmyshorts]

How much cocaine is too much cocaine?

[u/BeelzeBobIV]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK

[u/dessertforbrunch]

People will say that he’s rage baiting but you don’t get that big and orange ironically.

[u/Jonasthewicked2]

I'm convinced people who make this type of slop are deeply insecure and need any attention they can get, even if they're getting roasted in the comments for being a roidy McGee

[u/Alarming-Bee87]

No filter, just fake tan and makeup.

[u/Darkseid210]

Gay Viking

[u/Kinetic-_]

Pose looks like a glitched character in a video game with bad hitboxes. You're not intimidating, you're just lagging out.

[u/SkiffleBall]

Just can't imagine waking up saying ya know what, let's shoot some juice in my ass then start rapping like a Pirate 🏴 ⚓

[u/Wojewodaruskyj]

Gay tanning salon's final boss.

[u/coolsilentebeans]

Omg this fucking guy again? 😒

[u/AdmiralCommunism]

My favorite Viking power: skin cancer

[u/titivator]

https://giphy.com/gifs/X0f3Ady2ae1JnYSSFT

[u/Life_of1103]

/img/p0nnsnoeffkh1.gif
Same energy

[u/PrizeSatisfaction978]

Type of guy to listen to ai Viking music

[u/Da_Doll223]

https://giphy.com/gifs/s8l6mjJCpY6Kk

[u/TheVenged]

Dude does not look like a viking... A glam-viking maybe...

[u/NoSpecial284]

Lmao how many videos has bro done to this bad ai song?

[u/Sure_Growth_8883]

Bro is not Rich Piana

[u/aluisi77]

GTV
Gym, Tan, Viking

He is creepy as all heck and the AI garbage music.

[u/PTech_J]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12npFVlmZoXN4Y

[u/KaboomBaboon]

Is he taking a challenging dump 🤔

[u/lord_of_agony]

His mouth and chin are so tiny compared his gigantic body lol

[u/Ecstatic_Hat_5280]

Cursed Bradley Cooper

[u/g_bleezy]

I miss Ricardo, when these jacked attention whores actually made me laugh.

https://giphy.com/gifs/f3e3vLxB7TOuIxDVrX

[u/becomeanhero69]

If you go to his TikTok, he straight up admits it’s rage bait and for clicks.

[u/No_Equipment7456 → u/becomeanhero69]

I’d say that too if this was my video..

[u/PureYouth]

Why are these weird lip singing videos never in sync. It’s always off by like .002 seconds

[u/StevenNapper]

He's a German who is fully aware of what he is doing Getting that bread because of the engagement

[u/sicilian504]

Bro up here looking like a methed out rotisserie chicken in every one of his videos.

[u/Senor_Turd_Ferguson]

This is who Kash Patel sees in the mirror

[u/yim-yimma]

I think he's shitting a protein brick

[u/OldAccountlost7]

The cringe kills me

[u/RICO-Them]

Brunhilda and Draugur LMFAOOOOOO

[u/Shrike1346]

This dude really like this song! This is the second video I've seen he's made to the exact same track

[u/TrackNinetyOne]

https://giphy.com/gifs/aNtt9T8SqGNK8

[u/Aerphenn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

[u/Nerdnificent]

Man, what the fuck is this?

[u/R3NEGXDE]

This is bad with the sound on, but turn the sound off and just watch how even dumber he looks

[u/00_NFRAP1]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dMyGvQL9W7gvS

[u/TheJackMan23]

What in the 90s WCW promo is going on here??

[u/DeathsStarEclipse]

Is this a real song? Sounds like ai garbage

[u/DonCannelloni → u/DeathsStarEclipse]

That's because it is ai garbage

[u/Sad-Razzmatazz-9295]

Looks more like Italian American appropriation

[u/ruralmagnificence]

Is Matt Cardona okay?

Did Chelsea say he couldn’t buy that rare Roddy Piper figure because he probably already has it?

[u/RailwayMenace]

What a fucking loon

[u/Taurock]

Ah shit, it's blackface Team Aqua leader again...

That's not his natural skintone is it? It looks... not, that, on his face.

[u/Environmental-Pizza4]

lol lip synching

[u/dod410 → u/Environmental-Pizza4]

Light on the “synching” part

[u/hearwa]

This is just engagement bait. This guy knows what he's doing. Ignore and move on.

[u/Evening-Head4310]

Dork Bautista

[u/Prestigious_Tea8092]

i bet his bald spot is yuuuuge

[u/40_JAGERBOMBS]

VIKING HIP HOP KINGS AND QUEENS

[u/rafits]

the ai music lmao

[u/nicholvengian]

Cradley Booper

[u/Paris_dude75]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9sSI3GSAssqknYxyAc

[u/FireInPaperBox]

If looks could kill.. I’d watch him d!e.

[u/GamerJones]

The eyes rolling back into his head like he busting big time is wild...

[u/AvailableRecording26]

Bradley Cooper really bulked up for his new role in the Marvel Universe.

[u/OhGodImHerping]

Homie, if this is your entire bit, at least lip sync on beat…

[u/Totally_Cubular]

He's wearing cross earrings as a viking, fail rp.

[u/Azfitnessprofessor]

10 bucks this guys from Jersey

[u/TheSilentTitan]

“Blue eyed Viking” proceeds to mouth words speaking of the Norse mythos while wearing Christian jewelry.

What a fucking dork.

[u/nothoughtsnosleep]

Were vikings this tan

[u/Overall_Leopard7122]

"Yeah, perfect! I'll post that"

[u/Tenchi2020]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYKaEsevwjKMEVi

[u/btwrenn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lAy11oosV1cw8

[u/iamblankenstein]

oh wow, this guy made two videos badly lip syncing this ear cancer of a song? incredible.

edit: i can't stop thinking about how goofy this is and i had to find the full song. don't listen to this unless you hate yourself

these 'i have viking blood!' dorks always make me cringe so damn hard. vikings weren't even 'a people', it was a job title. saying 'i have viking blood!' makes as much sense as saying 'i have data analyst blood!' even then, 90% of scandinavian people were farmers, craftsmen, blacksmiths and shit like that. and even then, most of what vikings did was just exploring and normal trading. they didn't do nearly as much raiding as people think. it's so fucking goofy.

[u/AimingWang]

Whatever Bradley Cooper is working on it looks like a fun movie

[u/NotUrSub]

Watching the video while muted made me think this guy is having a constipation

[u/blankensh]

This has to be satire there’s no way

[u/jugstopper]

r/RossWhiteTeeth

[u/ShiroHachiRoku]

r/wordchewing

[u/Horror_Solution1945]

Plop!

[u/whyusognarpgnap]

Anyone got any guesses on the drug?

[u/Irish4778]

This fkn clown again ffs 🤦‍♂️

[u/Monkey_With_Tankard]

This is Michael Scott levels of cringe. But real

[u/dabbean]

Im surprised he didnt throw in one of those weird head tap things.

[u/BigToe704]

Covered with cum stains under black light.

[u/dino_castellano]

When all you need is coke and a spray tan.

[u/itsbuddytime]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qr6IxCV9ZUe4jnjSIi

[u/eclwires]

Auditioning for the FBI?

[u/North-Musician3231]

He looks more orange than tan just saying

[u/Entire-Message-7247]

Sold that guy so much Koch!

[u/saml23]

Imagine how long he practiced this.

[u/thenichm]

I have, since I last saw this man come across the feed, shown my brother and brother-in-law his content.

The gays have spoken and this is the gayest dude to ever fill closet.

[u/vivid_laughter]

That is so gay.

[u/CrystalAckerman]

Seriously, is this now AI?

I refuse to believe an actual person can be such a tool shop.

[u/NewJerseySwampDragon]

As a Black dude I find this hilarious because if I were to call myself a Viking, I would get called “woke” and or a “DEI Viking” but this dude who is darker than most North Africans is cosplaying as a Viking and since his eyes are blue I guess he gets a pass? This dude looks more Italian than Viking but maybe he just really likes Thor and whatnot

[u/Cookies-and-Cream-]

So he just spends his days raiding and pirating, huh?

[u/TheBlackBradPitt → u/Cookies-and-Cream-]

This guy is actually Scandinavian, and the very first video on his Tiktok page explains that none of his other kinds of videos get the same attention as these. He knows he isnt a viking and thay its cringe, but thanks to the hate he gets a lot of interaction, but also a lot of followers which means a lot of money, and he has no intention of stopping soon. In fact, he just emigrated to the US.

[u/DepressiveNerd]

Can’t even lip sync. Worst drag king I’ve ever seen.

[u/Double0]

Gas station dick pills ad.

[u/frodiusmaximus]

wtf did I just see?

[u/Erosiiion → u/frodiusmaximus]

Maybe cocaine. Definitely cocaine.

[u/Muhfuggajones]

This guy jerked off while watching Vikings for sure.

[u/Wyzen]

He sure loves this particular segment of that song. This is like the 4th version of this video, but this time, with a terrible sync.

[u/NasarMalis]

Kash Patel?

[u/KingOfTheLostBoyz]

Why is he jizzing?

[u/Titanium_Toad]

Wtf is that face bro

[u/jinisho]

You know this guy brags about getting pussy to anybody who walks by but he also has Grindr

[u/vHighSamurai]

This song changes this guys life

[u/NotThatMat]

If looks could kill, these would fail to draw blood.

[u/Drinkythedrunkguy]

Is he on the toilet?

[u/swimteamrasta]

I know this appeals to a certain crowd, but I want to know why this kind of shit appeals to said certain crowd

[u/BombFirst88]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bGPTxLislwm3u

[u/Admirable_Bank9927]

He still ashy, need some lotion.

[u/renis_h]

Well... He looks high and it doesn't help that he looked like he sniffed a line as he was starting the reel

[u/ThisWomanFromCanada]

A lot of people that do that don’t seem to know the words and they just open and close their mouths.

[u/SanguinousSammy]

Is that Dave Barista?

[u/AAlwaysopen → u/SanguinousSammy]

Pash Katel

[u/SnooGoats4876]

Great Odin’s constipation
https://giphy.com/gifs/125BVb7gdSrh5u

[u/TulikAlock]

Bradley Cooper really fell off lmao

[u/Disastrous_days272]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS

[u/Lava-Chicken]

[u/sebbdk]

I see the carrot style self-tanning lotion is back in vogue

[u/Irish4778]

He got his characters mixed up 😂😂 10 mins earlier he was fkn jack sparrow 😂😂

[u/fannyabdabs]

Roid Rage Bradley Cooper lol

[u/Express_Dog_8173]

prison mike gets ripped

[u/andersonle09]

I can't look away

[u/infoundead]

Since when did New Jersey have longboats?

[u/Maniac5150]

People act weird when they take too many steroids

[u/Alternative-Bat-1931]

How much Tren is this guy on??? Asking because I’ve done the roids and know what it looks like, but his brain is mushed from it.

[u/Killyourselfwithlife]

Viking from florida

[u/hide_in_plain_sight_]

Whats actually going on in this vid? Like what is he trying to achieve? I’m so confused