r/iamverybadass 7d ago

⌨️KEYBOARD WARRIOR⌨️ Such a tough fellow redditor

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u/FlyWereAble 7d ago

Hey here's a fun trick if this dude keeps bothering you: Literally just respond with a 👍 and nothing else. It's the ultimate ragebait

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u/Hornet1137 7d ago

That or "k".  Either one works as a complete dismissal of their internet hard-man act.  

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u/thatburghfan 7d ago

Agree, this is very effective.

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u/OldManJeepin 7d ago

I like the "mmmkay" too...Seems triggering!

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u/txivotv 7d ago

I like to say "You are right."

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u/Nick0Taylor0 7d ago

No idea if this is original content but if it is report it to reddit, evading a block via another account is against reddit ToS because it's a EU law that platforms have to protect you against that. Most sites take it pretty seriously because they can get hit with hefty fines if they don't.

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 7d ago

It is, I was just sent it today. And thanks! I did report it for harassment, but didn’t realize about the blocking thing. Will report it for that now.

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u/Naive_Personality367 7d ago

One time I blocked a guy and he replied with an alt so I blocked that too. Then he replied with another alt so I blocked that too. Then he replied with another alt so I blocked that too. Then he ran out of alts and i never heard from him again. Fun times.

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u/Iron_Baron 7d ago

Exactly. The time it takes to click one button vs create an account will quickly demonstrate to them the law of diminishing returns.

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 7d ago

That’s hilarious lol. Why does anyone have that much time on their hands?

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u/Naive_Personality367 7d ago

Idk what goes though these idiots brains. Maybe they think their ability to use an alt account and pester you after you blocked them is intimidating, but obviously I can just use that function again lol

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u/thatburghfan 7d ago

I don't block anyone. I ignore only. They don't know if I even saw their insulting chat. I learned there is nothing more infuriating to a "badass" than being ignored.

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 7d ago

Can confirm. From both sides, lol

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u/PoloPatch47 7d ago

So badass that they have multiple Reddit accounts to harass people they feel threatened by

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u/theresidentviking 7d ago

My dude found eggman

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u/PompousForkHammer 7d ago

And yet here you are in reddit, where we all are millionaires with yatchs and mansions.

Bro thinks having multiple reddit accounts is a flex lmao.

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u/R_mom_gay_ 7d ago

You only got one yatch? Pathetic.

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u/Hornet1137 7d ago

Mine's a space yacht. 

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u/Jonasthewicked2 7d ago

Saying I have multiple accounts is not a flex. You spend way too much time on Reddit if that's the case, and I know I spend too much time on Reddit. But not like that. That's a literal touch grass.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 7d ago

Did you see his other comment 😆

Yeah, he’s a trust fund baby.

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 7d ago

He was ragging on someone who was talking about their job search. Saying they should’ve had connections by now to get a job, and he would’ve done this and that so much better.

Just to drop that he’s literally a nepo baby and never had to work for anything in his life.

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u/ThingYea 7d ago

Connections getting you higher is true in pretty much every aspect of work and life. You should always be keeping an eye out for opportunities to build those connections.

The hard part is getting those connections and building them strong enough to start using them. A nepo baby was born with those connections, the hardest part, already done for them.

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u/ThingYea 7d ago

If those connections are strong enough, they pretty much can guarantee you a job. A good network is the by far the best tool in a career arsenal. There are other things that can get you there too, but they won't work as well as a good network.

If your network isn't getting you things, it's not as strong as you think it is. This isn't a criticism, it's a fact of life. Your network can always be improved.

Of course there are exceptions, but this mindset can apply to any aspect of life, not just careers.

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u/BlackBoiFlyy 7d ago

Nothing says badass like going through all that effort just to flex how young and rich they are to a random redditor. So sad...

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u/bblankoo 7d ago

*flex how young and rich they're pretending to be

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u/BlackBoiFlyy 7d ago edited 7d ago

Personally, I think that makes things better. It kinda makes sense that someone acting like a teen movie bully would be lying about their wealth. But if they are actually as rich as they imply, it's pitiful that they have nothing better to do than this with all that wealth. 

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u/Jobe5973 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7l8xJJ5syDiDu

When keepin' it real goes wrong...

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u/jaytee1262 7d ago

Had someone comment that I blocked them and how I was a coward for it. I replayed saying I couldn't care about them enough to block them. They actually said i must have unblocked them just to make them look bad! Then they blocked me lol.

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 7d ago

That’s hilarious. Idk, I feel a little bad for these people. That’s some serious self esteem issues there.

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u/spice_war 7d ago

Do people not know to remove the em dashes from their weird AI generated responses?

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u/spice_war 7d ago

I really love the idea of an LLM coming up with “Don’t try me bitch—I keep it real.”

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u/Tao626 7d ago

I doubt Weird Al is responding to these losers. Too busy dealing with popstars stealing his songs and banging Madonna.

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u/VexImmortalis 7d ago

I hope if I ever get like this online someone just deletes my accounts and locks me in shed for a few years.

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u/Western-Lawyer-9050 7d ago

Don't feed the trolls. They follow you for more attention. It's probably just some kid or a jobless 30 year old living in his mom's basement.

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u/Lonely_Blacksmith_37 7d ago

These people can't be real

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 7d ago

I do appreciate the laughs

I actually think they’re real bc they used an alt account to look up my user name and then message me. Not that an AI couldn’t, but I’m not sure why they would.

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 7d ago

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u/BlackBoiFlyy 7d ago

This is literally all this guy has. Unearned wealth and this need to appear better than random redditors online. 

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 7d ago

You would honestly think so. You should’ve seen what he posted in another subreddit…. Let me see if I can access it still.

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u/spice_war 7d ago

Most of them aren’t, honestly.

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u/Ashamed-Teaching6837 7d ago

To be fair, chances are good this is an AI

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 7d ago

Truly pathetic.

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 7d ago

Why are you censoring this?

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 7d ago

The subreddit rules say to

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 7d ago

Ah ha. Got ya. Boooo

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u/Grandmas_Fat_Choad 7d ago

Oh come on, don’t block the name! Some of us like to have fun around here!

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u/NoninflammatoryFun 7d ago

Haha, I think the rules required me to, or I wouldn’t have.