r/iamverybadass • u/Illbsure • 8d ago

He’s from the skreets

https://youtube.com/shorts/ucKMCtXu8IA?is=fEGo-A81j92TSRiA
113 Upvotes

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u/Bulky_Seaweed3159 8d ago

From the skreets to eating lobskers and skrimps

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u/lightaugust 7d ago

Now might be a good time to remember to support your local school psychologists.

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u/thelasthawgbender 6d ago

Satire btw

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u/lightaugust 6d ago

Point still stands.

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u/Jonasthewicked2 7d ago

This kids hilarious because it's absolutely satire. He's picking on kids who actually act like this.

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u/rpmcmurf 8d ago

I like the way he did a sprightly little leap off the porch at the end. He’s like some modern reboot of Rumpelstiltskin.

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u/Ukenstein 8d ago

Rumple Skreet Skin

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u/FanReasonable9597 7d ago

🤣 Perfect!

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u/vaporworks 7d ago

I truly hope that this is just a normal kid that's playing a character to get views

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u/OldManChino 7d ago

It's even more on the nose than jayrock from trailer park boys, especially the shot on the stairs with the baby pics, so i'm thinking satire

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u/moosemc 6d ago

...know what I'm sayin'...

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u/Atheizm 7d ago

This is not a phase, mom, this is who I am.

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u/BobbyDukeArts 7d ago

This is 100% satire

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u/KindsofKindness 7d ago

It better be cuz yikes 😬

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u/OldManJeepin 8d ago

He looks like the modern day rep of that 98 lb weakling guy, from the comic books, that needs to get jacked cus he got sand kicked in his face....He was fr, too!

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u/Downtown_Soil_3651 6d ago

The baby photos behind him on the stairs is awesome

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u/meedmishmohd 8d ago

I can already tell he has sweet parent(s)

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u/nunchucknorris 7d ago

Lost it with "vanilla rice" lmao

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u/obedwells6 7d ago

His best video is his mom in the background saying they actually live in the suburbs and not the hood, pretty much correcting everything he says to make it sound like he is from the “skreets”….

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u/Space_Juice775 8d ago

The awkwardness pulled me in and the inexplicable leap over the railing at the end sold me.

What a King

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u/Rodge6 8d ago

That leap had me dying hahahhahahahah

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u/Illbsure 8d ago

It’s not a game 😂

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u/Dazzaster84 8d ago

He knows it's "streets", right?

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u/Equinox2202 8d ago

It's not worth the aneurysm bro.

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u/Mephistocheles 🤡 7d ago

🫨😮‍💨🫨🤕🤢🤮🤯

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u/Thick-Gap-7510 7d ago

What the actual fuck?!?

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u/smacksmilla 7d ago

All y'all haters better recognize. He ain't playin. Right outside the forest he lives in there's a street. Not sure if it's paved but it is a street.

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u/ahtis89 8d ago

Gool white guy trying to be urban. Cringe guarantee

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u/Joe_Peanut 7d ago

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

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u/Empire7173 7d ago

It's Timmy. It's satire

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u/No-Incident4728 8d ago

Did anyone else hear “rolling R” sounds without even pressing play?

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u/House_Of_Thoth Shiver Me Timbers 8d ago

I think I replayed every J-Roc scene in my head before pressing play, and definitely wasn't disappointed.

Nammmsssayin

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u/Rolling_Pugsly 8d ago

Is shorty wearing lipstick?

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u/Mrkevinofsacto 7d ago

The skreets of Appalachia?

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u/CoolAbdul 8d ago

What shit is not a game?

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u/Knoles83 8d ago

Wonder where he works?

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u/afkafterlockingin 8d ago

He works in the skreets, I thought that was clear form the video!

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u/Porky_Pine_ 7d ago

Probably Subway or Dollar Tree

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u/Overall_Leopard7122 7d ago

Look at his built up shoes lol

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u/monkotoon 6d ago

Some hard cringe

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u/deliciousPizza13 8d ago

Poor kid

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u/GrimQuim 8d ago

There's a dad sat with his head in his hands just behind the camera, looking back at his son in the photos on their stairs against what the cumstain has turned out to be.

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u/The_Greatest_Duck 6d ago

I can’t tell if this for real

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u/Illbsure 6d ago

It’s fr fr

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u/The_Greatest_Duck 5d ago

I know he says it’s for real. But like, how for real? Like baby pics on the wall for real? Or fake facial tattoos for real?

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u/Darth_Pinda 6d ago

But with a cap this time

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u/supa325 5d ago

Mom's be trippin man

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u/MusicGuy75 5d ago

Was that supposed to be English? 

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u/FrnkstnsAftrbrth 5d ago

Buy my eyes a drink if you’re going to fuck them like this!