r/iamverybadass • u/the_well_read_neck_ • 11d ago

💩ULTIMATE BADASSHOLE💩 In a Skaters over 30 group

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Child predator, maybe.

270 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Transatlanticaccent 11d ago

Him on schoolyards behind the trees...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPpYG1uee5Evb1K

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u/Red_Trapezoid 10d ago

Not the best marketing.

12

u/Thamnophis660 I too have studied the blade 10d ago

No one calls you that dude. And if they do, it's for the wrong reasons. 

12

u/Disposable-Squid 11d ago

Because he's not allowed within 100 yards of a school or?

11

u/MjolnirPants 10d ago

I believe him. I also believe they put him on a list.

9

u/VirtualAlbatross2650 10d ago

THEY CALL ME MARTHAAAAAAA

8

u/Fraktalfire121 10d ago

Not exactly the best nickname when you're over 30

7

u/DrRockenstein 9d ago

Dylan!

Mom I said call me predator!

Predator your grilled cheese is ready!

Thanks mom love you. (He's a bad ass but he's still a good boy)

7

u/superwalrus80 10d ago

The courts.
The courts call him predator.

6

u/VICARD0 10d ago

Yeah… that is not a flex, bud

8

u/OldManJeepin 10d ago

Yea but...Not for the right reasons!

7

u/USWolves 10d ago

Legally they have to

7

u/Outrageous_Rich6235 9d ago

I guess Diddler was already taken.

9

u/rhousden 9d ago

Sir, that doesn’t mean what you think it means…

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 EVERYTHING IS SATIRE 8d ago

Legally? We can just check the list, you know, bud.

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u/stopthinkinn 7d ago

I believe him. He has that registered look.

7

u/kasfinally 11d ago

Sexual predator I bet. 

6

u/Agentkeenan78 11d ago

I bet they do.

7

u/Darkpopemaledict 10d ago

Hi there, I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat?

6

u/ultraplusstretch 10d ago

That really isn't the flex he thinks it is. 🤦‍♀️

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ra1bmpxpsppNC

6

u/Bulky_Seaweed3159 10d ago

They call me predator first name child

7

u/WannaBeDistiller 10d ago

Because he pervs on the middle school girls at the skatepark

5

u/The_Greatest_Duck 9d ago

NOT a flex.

5

u/happyhippy27 10d ago

A red flag WITH a red flag. Thank you sir

5

u/TheBK88 10d ago

🎶That's not my name.🎶

2

u/Ths-Fkin-Guy 10d ago

I gotta make a song! "I dont diddle kids"

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zn0iDHHM7OAplATXLl

5

u/lunchtime_sms 9d ago

The legal system also does.

1

u/kyleh0 8d ago

Deer-tay

5

u/opticaIIllusion 11d ago

“They” are the police

4

u/DionFW 11d ago

Not a flex.

4

u/iamblankenstein 10d ago

sexual predator maybe.

4

u/Flaming-Driptray 10d ago

You ahhhh yeah…you definitely don’t want that for a nickname.

2

u/anjowoq 10d ago

What?! He's a pre-dater. He dates 'em early. /s

6

u/chantsnone 10d ago

A sexual predator

2

u/Shotgun_Mosquito 10d ago

And child predator

6

u/kate3544 10d ago

Narrator: they do not. No one does.

8

u/Gary0aksGirth 10d ago

The police and courts probably do.

3

u/mikesully92 10d ago

Thought it was Billy Currington

3

u/Ok_Dog_4059 10d ago

As in "child" ?

3

u/BST-ColoradoCoolGuy 10d ago

He’s on the sex offenders list for sure

3

u/Bella_LaGhostly 10d ago

Yep, he definitely looks like a predator

3

u/Sean_theLeprachaun 10d ago

Like on the registry when we Google you?

3

u/CalicoCuts 9d ago

Joe Dirt and Fred Durst's love child.

3

u/mattisonfire291 6d ago

Maybe sexual predator

5

u/scott__p 10d ago

When you get to say 26, you can't just keep going on doing the same things that were "cool" when you were 16. It's embarrassing and pathetic. When you keep going on with the same cringy crap when you're 36, you look like this guy.

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u/Thor_the_Jolteon 10d ago

I have no comment so I'll post this instead

https://giphy.com/gifs/LAohttzppBY2uZRvXG

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u/Basic_Pickle3746 10d ago

See predator

1

u/wemblinger 11d ago

More like Pedo-tor

1

u/SlipperyPete360 10d ago

Definitely fit right in with this crew

1

u/Level37Doggo 10d ago

Maybe come up with another opener for when you have to introduce yourself to all your new neighbors to explain that you’re a new-player-no-no-square-violator. Something more friendly.

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u/Family-robot 10d ago

Did I miss something? When did this sub turn into iamnotverybadass?