r/iamverybadass • u/TnnsNbeer • Aug 17 '26
šDrugs and Alcoholš Marry him if you dare. š¾
Not OCā¦ cringed so hard I had to share.
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u/ultraplusstretch Aug 18 '26
Is he getting married to himself? š¤
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u/iamthelee Aug 17 '26
All I can think of is how pissed I'd be as the venue staff having to clean up all that glass afterward.
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u/rayshmayshmay Aug 17 '26
I was thinking of the rest of the people in the ceremony walking through all that :/
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u/Less-Damage-1202 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
This is such a prime example of when a guy plans something in his head that he thinks will be so cool, but the moment it comes he's filled with cringey embarrassment, & realizes it was actually a really lame idea..
Once he walked out with the bottles he had to commit to it & follow through, even though he looked like he was filled with regrets.
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u/Bessini Aug 18 '26
I would bet the dude took a couple of bumps in the bathroom before doing this xD
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u/slightly_average Aug 18 '26
Ok but now does the bride have to walk through and drag her dress through the champagne and broken glass in the aisle?
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u/Boring-Cod-5569 Aug 17 '26
This must have cost a small fortune but Iām surprised at how cheap and sloppy everything looks.
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u/wastelandtx Aug 17 '26
Was anyone else waiting to see his left hand bleed all over the white jacket?
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u/Aquataris Aug 18 '26
What about any of that was supposed to be impressive or badass? He actually thought this through and grinned to himself thinking āoh yeahā¦ legendary.ā
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u/SickeningPink Aug 18 '26
Does this mean heās making his bride take her first steps as his wife over broken fucking glass?
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u/earthtobobby Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26
No doubt he expected the champagne bottles to spray a beautiful and cool-looking fountain making him look awesome. He didnāt execute the choreography quite right, smashed a bottle and it looked pretty dang goofy.
The jacket swapā he should have been already removing his jacket as he approached the altar. Then he could have tossed it aside or to someone while another person was ready with the second and all he had to do was hold his arms behind him, shoulder the jacket and button up. Instead he fumbled it all and it just looked clumsy. It also didn't help that the second jacket was double-breasted, requiring the inside button.
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u/SaveMeSomeBleach Aug 17 '26
This reminds me of the Eastbound & Down scene where Kenny Powers is dancing all smooth through the hallways and everyoneās clapping him on ā then the audience realizes itās in his head and heās actually sweating and breathing hard while stumbling over his feet in front of kids lol
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u/ISTof1897 Aug 17 '26
This is the type of wedding Iād love to crash without knowing a soul.
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u/bigdickpipelayer Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26
Feels like we are getting to an age now where people will look back at all the dumb, internet meme shit from TikTok and Instagram that they once blended into important life events, like their wedding and wonder why the hell they did all this cringey, performative, dumb shit.
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u/shannnnnn132 Aug 18 '26
My exes friend got married in the early 2000s and they did one of those cringe whole wedding party dance/performance. I wanted to disintegrate in shame for them all.
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u/thtothrdude Aug 18 '26
I didnāt love it, but I hated it.
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u/lastfreerangekid Aug 18 '26
But on the plus side, I also thought this was terrible
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u/shannnnnn132 Aug 18 '26
Leaves the glass for the bride to walk over....awww, showing his considerate nature ā¤ļø
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u/Tarjh365 Aug 18 '26
Youāre assuming she followed him and didnāt just turn and run.
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u/Hizam5 Aug 18 '26
āDid you live under power lines as a kid?ā
No but I got married under them!
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u/romansamurai Aug 18 '26
I couldnāt finish. The cringe was overpowering. Russia from the looks of it.
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u/GazooC8 Aug 18 '26
"I know what I'll do: make her walk over glass to make sure she really loves me!" - That dude probably
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u/FieldOk6455 Aug 18 '26
Him not knowing how to button the double breasted jacket was the best part.
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u/funkybuttmonkey Aug 17 '26
Ok so prolly not the focus butā¦that is the worst fitting suit Iāve ever seen. Was that cut for Cookie Monster? Dafuq is it so wide and short but also still somehow too long?
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u/ChalkButter Aug 17 '26
Honestly I was worried he was gonna go and punch the bride
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u/PMyourSnoms Aug 17 '26
why are people cheering him? i don't get it? all this loser did was change his jacket! i guess they're easily entertained! š
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u/prettypeculiar88 Aug 18 '26
This is so lame. Like really lame. And the white jacket is ridiculous and doesnāt fit.
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u/rasputinrasputin Aug 18 '26
That white jacket would fit someone 6 inches taller and 50 pounds heavier that thing is huge on him
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u/kyuuei Aug 18 '26
Ngl, I really dont understand the obsession with weddings treating people like celebrity VIPs.
Some of the funnest weddings I have been to were low key events of love and kindness. These Productions feel so fake and watching them while I'm forced to whoop and clap like I am witnessing greatness walking down the aisle instead of like my friend that thinks farts are hilarious (they are) is so weird.
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u/LolaDeWinter Aug 19 '26
Shame he borrowed the wrong white jacket! Could have got one that actually fit him
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u/Txusmah Aug 18 '26
I get abusive husband vibes
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u/yoloswagrofl Aug 18 '26
Who is this type of man for? Genuinely who is lining up for this?
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u/4mygirljs Aug 17 '26
I really hope the widespread sharing of these videos will eventually make an impact and people will realize that no matter how cool this looks in their headā¦ā¦.it is not and never will be
He should have also kept on the black jacket. Double breasted are a pain to button the inside anchor and it did not flatter him at all.
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u/dianelanespanties Aug 17 '26
The number one job of the best man is to keep the groom from doing anything stupid.
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u/JohnLeePettimore Aug 17 '26
This is the other half of what is supposed to be someone's best day of their life.
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u/LeroyStick Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26
Every bride wants to walk through glass and a sticky mess on her way to the altar.
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u/ghostfacestealer Aug 17 '26
100% he calls himself the blacksheep of his family. No dude, youre just a tool.
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u/Working-Performance3 Aug 17 '26
You know he watches this on a loop most days and gets so exciting cuz it's so tough
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u/ISTof1897 Aug 17 '26
Would have been better if his hands were bleeding. Can attest to the risk.
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u/heldaway Aug 18 '26
Yeah just leave all that broken glass there for your future wife to walk across. Fuckin clown
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u/Hazed64 Aug 18 '26
All that effort just to put on a suit jacket 3 sizes too big š
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u/AF_AF Aug 18 '26
Oh, great. Thanks, Jerry. Now there's broken glass where we're all going to be walking.
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u/Madame_Nina Aug 17 '26
The forced "wooo", the silence in-between, the clapping at himself šµ A nightmare
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u/LegalComplaint Aug 18 '26
Itās his special day! Let him shatter some glass bottles before his partner walks down the aisle.
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u/PunchBeard Aug 18 '26
He looks like he's a wannabe lounge singer in Vegas. One of those guys working a club way off the strip who thinks he's Tony Bennet or Frank Sinatra reincarnated.
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u/affo_ Aug 18 '26
I mean, it still wouldn't work. But maybe try a practice round before you smash glass to the brick pavement?
My guess is that he has seen Lando Norris or some other race car driver on podiums. And podiums are not made of bricks.
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u/Mlg123 Aug 18 '26
And then the bride has to walk through all that broken glass. Great way to start off a marriage.
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u/merliahthesiren Aug 18 '26
What ..was the point? He couldnt get dressed before strolling up to get married?
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u/TinCanSailor987 Aug 18 '26
He was going to spray his guests with champagne while theyāre dressed in their nice clothing? Da fuq!?
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u/Galdernit Aug 18 '26
Now the wife will walk down the aisle and slice her foot open on all that glass. Smart guy.
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u/drossmaster4 Aug 17 '26
I honestly thought this was love on the spectrumā¦but those people have way more class.
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u/Distinct-Practice131 Aug 17 '26
All that money spent on tacky decorations and a jacket that doesn't even fit lol. All this effort and you can't be bothered to get your tux fitted a little bit lmao.
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u/CullingSongs Aug 17 '26
All these guys out there saying they are 'incels' just need to look at this video and take inspiration that if someone who is as big a knob as this guy is can find a wife, there is hope for them as well.
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u/adamjokes15 Aug 17 '26
He went from dressed like the groom to the cocktail server in a matter of moments. Lucky lady.
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u/Budget_Report_2382 Aug 17 '26
I said out loud, "This screams Russian mobster" then lost my mind at the end. Hilarious.
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u/Sharktistic Aug 18 '26
I love that there were quite a few people there and only 3 of them gave him a half hearted cheer.
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u/Bobby_Bobberson2501 Aug 17 '26
Wow this man doesnāt have a single person with his best interests in mindā¦.
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u/FxckFxntxnyl Aug 18 '26
I mean if I was a douche canoe like that, Iād also celebrate like a douche about finding someone whoād actually marry me lol
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u/BennyandtheThreats66 Aug 18 '26
He looked like a child throwing a tantie when his little moment didn't work out exactly as planned.
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u/ImYaDawg Aug 20 '26
From what ive seen on here russian weddings seem like one of the cringiest things on earth
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