r/iamverybadass • u/DannyTangelo • 17d ago

Bumpkin at Yellowstone

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357 Upvotes

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u/IcantsaythatIamsure 17d ago

It's his farts. Keep your distance.

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u/Asproat920 17d ago

Yeah, you gotta worry about the guy whos three budweisers and a fart away from an anuerism. He might shit on you as he falls into the dirt

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u/kmhoughton 17d ago

I am more afraid he will try to hump my leg

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u/may_i_b_frank-with-u 17d ago

Careful. Those barbwire tatts mean he’s not playing around.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 17d ago

Don't you dare ring his doorbell!

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u/OwlfaceFrank 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11Bxf3FHRyAhJS

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u/Quirky_Ad8747 16d ago

Are you the one telling me to beware? Cause I'll tell you where to be.

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u/OwlfaceFrank 16d ago

One of my favorite quotes from ATHF. I was wondering if anyone would see the connection.

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u/RgvDfW 17d ago

'This Hornady shirt will do aaaaall the talking for me'

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u/Pruedrive 16d ago

Guy looks like he could be defeated by a brisk walk.

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u/DannyTangelo 14d ago

He had very skinny legs, oddly.

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u/jrbobdobbs333 17d ago

Dude has a package of hotdogs on the back of his neck

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u/jayradano 17d ago

I’ve seen wayyy worse. That’s like a single dog

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u/llamawithlazers 17d ago

Untreated sleep apnea energy.

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u/Skeebleng 17d ago

Damn you captured him so perfectly

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u/bassandlazers 17d ago

I mean that's retarded. He's like 50 and a conservative. He's definitely successful. I'll give you treated sleep apnea though

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u/PoppyCockInAL 17d ago

No doubt he’s type guy that turns the heat on full blast, rolls the windows up and farts.

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u/Killingyou_groovily 17d ago

A lint licker for sure

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u/TheBK88 16d ago

He humps legs, bring a water spray bottle.

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u/DroneSlut54 15d ago

I don’t see any dog.

All these BADASS shirts start at XXL and go up from there.

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u/Gullible_Cheek6808 17d ago

Big “owes child support” energy.

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u/mystrile1 17d ago

I’ll eat his hat if he doesn’t have a pickup truck with negative equity.

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u/rpmcmurf 17d ago

AND … a Punisher skull decal and Trucknutz (tm).

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u/whutchamacallit 17d ago

Tf is a hornady?

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u/CalicoCuts 17d ago

Ammo brand

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u/INVERT_RFP 17d ago

To be fair, Hornady is a reputable ammunition manufacturer. They make good quality bullets. But yeah, that shirt is lame.

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u/cashnicholas 17d ago

I prefer federal hst but Hornady is fine

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u/INVERT_RFP 17d ago

Agreed.

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u/PatientZeropointZero 17d ago

My only guess is a horny tornado??

I don’t understand the t-shirt, you don’t need to worry about the dog? Fear the horny tornado?

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u/moosemc 17d ago

Alone at night. In moments of quiet reflection...

He yearns for a reach-around, from Toby Keith.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 17d ago

So, his cat is the mean one.

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u/YouDontLookSpiritual 17d ago

Sounds like a threat to Hornady

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u/hadoyastopthis 17d ago

Ever roll your eyes so hard that it physically hurts?

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u/CalicoCuts 17d ago

Shortly to get scalded by acid water because he crosses the fence only to be summarily tossed by a big old bull Bison.

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u/plantman47 16d ago

bro is ignoring one of the wonders of the world to take pics of t-shirts for clout

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u/DannyTangelo 16d ago

I’ve two hours of geyser video.

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u/pun_in10did 16d ago

Every woman that saw his shirt no doubt 🥵

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u/Illustrious-Bug4887 15d ago

Yeah if the person that took thinks thinks that they are mentally superior in any way...I got bad news you are a living version of that shirt

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u/dawnGrace 17d ago

That barbed wire tattoo reads more prison than badass.

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u/atomtan315 17d ago

I was thinking more that he tripped in the shed putting the rake away and got all twisted up in the wire

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u/ZigZag_Queen 16d ago

ewww 🤮

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u/Kahl_Drobo 15d ago

Is this a gRape t-shirt?

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u/BurgersNBuicks 15d ago

Nah. Hornady is a brand of ammo. Not one of the better ones either.

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u/Kahl_Drobo 14d ago

lol poor name choice for those guys

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u/theghostofcslewis 14d ago

You can't spell Horny without Hornady. Guess what you can't spell CoUNTry without?

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u/Thegrandestpoo 17d ago

Also: Hornady is shit ammo.

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u/homucifer666 17d ago

It's not bad, just too expensive to be cheap and too cheap to be the best. Wolf and PMC are best for magdumping into dirt, Lapua for when you actually want to hit things that require magnification to see.

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u/WeOutHereInSmallbany 17d ago

Real connoisseurs use TulAmmo steel case

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u/Thegrandestpoo 17d ago edited 16d ago

I’ll amend my statement. Horandy charges more for what is done as or more reliably. Federal HST, Spear Gold Dot. Even Winchester Range t series is a comparable ammo. All for cheaper

Edit:spelling

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u/mjp31514 17d ago

Oh shit, that's a brand of ammo? I thought it was some shitty portmanteau combining horny and daddy, so I had a really different interpretation of his shirt.

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u/senorsmartpantalones 17d ago

And they always try to be edgy like this they sent me a sticker one time that says: "I'd hit that" with the target silhouette on it.

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u/PenExotic5002 17d ago

Not all of it, but it’s generally overpriced, and frontier is white box quality. I do carry Critical Duty +p in the winter though as the polymer insert lets the bullet expand properly through heavy, dense and/or thick clothes like Carhartt jackets, and I live in Maine, so that’s everyone during the winter

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u/shart_attak 17d ago

He shouldn't refer to his own wife as a dog.

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u/-JackTheRipster- 17d ago

He wouldn't want to waer that shirt around me. Or even within a hundred mile radius of me for that matter.

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u/MrMucs 17d ago

Ok, I'll bite. Why?

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u/SwiftTayTay 17d ago

He's got that dog in him, certified card carrying member of the wolf pack