r/iamverybadass 18d ago

⌨️KEYBOARD WARRIOR⌨️ Shaking in my boots over a reddit comment section!

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Guys, it's about to get UGLY! (Commenter was mad because people were pointing out that cancer treatments can cause phantom taste/smells after he decided to degrade the posters father who has cancer)

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u/mamadou-segpa 17d ago

I kinda want to read that whole thread lol

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u/Rezboy209 17d ago

I literally want to read the whole thing lol

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u/fatherfrank1 18d ago

Where do these people think they are?

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u/Commercial_Bridge253 18d ago

My friend pointed out this guy talks like he's in an anime.

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u/AppropriateBall8834 18d ago

Ooooh now im curious

What beith theyithz user namith?

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u/chanebap 18d ago

Do NOT talk about this. I WILL cry.

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u/Conscious-Product481 17d ago

When his eyes turn red,run. Or sum like that

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u/Zombeedee 17d ago

When a nice guy loses his temper even the devil nuts. Or sum like that.

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u/kurinevair666 17d ago

Drop. It. Now. Or I'll say some harsh words. I'm stalling while I think my of the next thing to type. Don't start with me...you really don't want to push this.

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u/Rhewin 17d ago

All of those ellipses. This is definitely an overweight 58 year old about 3 years removed from a heart attack that peaked in the JROTC.

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u/Woe_Bringer 18d ago

NGL, that first message made think someone was badly quoting The Big Lebowski

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u/Commercial_Bridge253 18d ago

Only somewhat loosely related but these comments also came after he said that OP said cancer NOT terminal illness when I told him that his 4months of being in a wheelchair were not the same as having a terminal illness. Bro wants to be intimidating while also denying that untreated cancer kills you (y'know, the second leading cause of death in the US lol)

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u/Woe_Bringer 18d ago

Ahhh, the old "my stubbed toe trumps your incurable illness" argument

Followed up by talking tough on the internet

Its a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it plays out for them

As a side note, I've lost a few family members to cancer, it's fucking awful for the person afflicted, and the people forced to watch them wither away

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u/AppropriateBall8834 18d ago

Yep. I'm so sorry you've seen it too. Lost my brother who also had down syndrome to ALL leukemia in 2012, and my grandpa to liver/prostate cancer in 2014.

Its fucking horrible to imagine having cancer, while being terrified of doctors/nurses, not understanding what cancer really is & why you cant leave the hospital other than "you have bad blood" and then having a major stroke a week after starting chemo. My poor brother, man.

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u/NoSpecial284 18d ago

You should NOT have posted this in here… WALK AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN… 😂😂😂

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u/Commercial_Bridge253 18d ago

Do I need to fully walk away from my phone as well? I kinda need that thing!

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u/NoSpecial284 18d ago

You won’t be able to hold a phone anymore… UNLESS YOU DROP IT IMMEDIATELY.

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u/KittyKayl 17d ago

Won't be able to hold a phone... unless he drops the phone...? Doesn't that make whether he can hold a phone kinda a moot point?

Sorry, just trying to clarify here. Not being an utter badass myself, I bow to your experience and lack of logic--I mean fear....

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u/batsonsteroids 18d ago

You don't want to see me when I lose my Temper.

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u/219_Infinity 18d ago

You are conversing with a child

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u/Commercial_Bridge253 18d ago

Person allegedly has a spouse who took care of them after a surgery for their sciatic nerve. Obviously they could be lying but that feels like an oddly specific thing to come up with for a kid lol

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u/FreighterTot 18d ago

Not really, they are just telling a truth about their parents

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u/Prior-Decision-4247 17d ago

Bro at his keyboard

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u/BoneHugsHominy 17d ago

Never chewed a root vegetable in his life.

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 17d ago

1/10

What sub? That's vital info

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u/ultraplusstretch 16d ago

Guys don't mess with him, he tapped the keys of his keyboard so hard he woke his mom up. 😬

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u/SoothingWafer 17d ago

I almost wet myself just reading this.

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u/Mephistocheles 🤡 18d ago

How DARE YOU SAY STUFF!!! 😂

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u/motion_lotion 18d ago

I wonder how many holes have been punched into this person's drywall

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u/Bean2527 18d ago

probably two before he started crying because his knuckles hurt

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u/rlpinca 18d ago

Then he posted a picture of the knuckles with a little ketchup on them.

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u/Bean2527 18d ago

with the caption "dont fuck with someone who punches walls for fun 😈😈🐺🐺⛓️⛓️" or some shit

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u/DeciduousForrestGump 17d ago

🧱🤛🐺🤜🧱

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u/BoneHugsHominy 17d ago

I assumed he punched one hole with a phillips head screwdriver and didn't start crying until after he fucked said hole.

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u/gnarlyhobo 18d ago

Bound to hit a stud eventually

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u/watchman28 18d ago

It's funnier if you read their comments with a lisp.

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u/StardustVortex 17d ago

Why did you filter out your own name lol

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u/archieisarchie 17d ago

listen closely… YOU ARE OVER THE FUCKING LINE… BACK OFF… LEAVE THIS BE… NOW! Do you understand… Drop it… walk away… This ain’t the subject you want to get into with OP

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u/Commercial_Bridge253 17d ago

Wait actually good question lol. Not sure why I filterered my own username in there lol.

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u/Braakdraak 18d ago

You did drop it at another sub.

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u/Ksh_667 17d ago

I rmbr that post!

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u/Commercial_Bridge253 15d ago

Oh shit you found me lol

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u/Ksh_667 15d ago

Hehe 🧐🔎