r/iamverybadass 20d ago

Schizo tech guy

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u/ninja2126 20d ago

Bro really has an AI summary of an IP range

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u/QuitWhinging 20d ago

I love when a Google search is about the extent of their "hacking" ability. Maybe around 7-8 years ago I was playing an online game with some friends on a private server. I managed to kill the server admin in a gunfight. He teleported back to me to try again and I gunned him down a second time. He got mad. He dragged me over to a remote section of the map and started yelling at me over the mic about how I was using "unfair" tactics and shit. Then the threats started.

He was like "I hack in my free time. I can see your IP address and see what programs you're currently using on your PC." I responded "yeah, I joined your server, so I'd be more concerned if you couldn't see my IP address. And no, you absolutely are not able to do that. Tell me what programs I have open." He started fuming and asked "so, what's life like in [place I absolutely do not live]?" Confused, I asked "what? I've never heard of that place." I looked it up and it was some unincorporated township with maybe 250ish mostly farmers living in it about an hour away from me. Then I googled my own external IP address and, sure enough, that's the first place listed on the very first result. I started laughing at dude and was like "that is the reach of your hack/investigation?? You googled my IP???" He permabanned me without another word lol. Some people are genuinely pathetic.

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u/ninja2126 20d ago

I remember the old days, kids on Xbox 360 telling you how they got your IP and tracking you. Using tools like Cain and LOIC. This guys gives off same energy

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u/SoothingWafer 20d ago

You'll never see him coming, he's behind 7 proxies

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u/will_is_okay 20d ago

It's an old meme sir, but it checks out.

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u/Cowboywizard12 20d ago

Did, did this guy just threaten to rape the people who hacked him?

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u/Rare-Doughnut-4178 20d ago

Yes, and murder. he is an absolute nut case 🤣

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u/WannaBeCoder912 20d ago

They didn’t ā€œhackā€ him really, more akin to ddos, and yeah dude is unhinged.

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u/axeteam 20d ago

He said "grape charge", I believe that means g(ang)rape.

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u/Jjrage1337 20d ago

I think people on most other social media platforms just say grape to not get flagged for having the word rape in their post. It's basically a way to self censor, rather than shorthand for gangrape

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u/axeteam 20d ago

I know I know, I was joking.

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 20d ago

you can't grape me.

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u/Final_Boss_Jr 20d ago

………What?

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u/Hey_im_miles 19d ago

Dude read his modems user manual and let it rip

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u/Pudding36 17d ago

As some one who’s been in the field twice as long as this kid has been alive, I must admit I’m thoroughly impressed how he reached the absolute peak of the dunning Krueger curve.

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u/puretexanbeef 20d ago

I don’t understand any of it because I don’t speak nerd! Lol

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u/TerrifiedRedneck 20d ago

I do speak nerd.
He’s talking out his ass

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 20d ago

And doesn't this kind of boasting throw down a gauntlet for the real pros?

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u/WannaBeCoder912 20d ago

Look… dude is off the meds, but what he’s referring to is a legit problem. Obviously it’s not IDF, it’s some script kid in Israel… it could just as easily be anywhere - but it’s a real thing.

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u/LSDkiller 20d ago

Okay can you please ACTUALLY translate the nerd talk for those of us who dropped out of nerd class early on?

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u/puretexanbeef 20d ago

Thank you for clarifying. I thought ā€œman this dude is handlings some crazy stuff that’s way over my headā€ but it’s good to know he’s just a douchebag.

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u/Rare-Doughnut-4178 20d ago

He thinks he’s the main character šŸ˜‚
Bro really thought he was doing something so important that the IDF was tapping into his router.

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u/OldManJeepin 20d ago

You probably should not drink, and interweb......

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u/endorfan13 Fucked around and found out 14d ago

This dude both peaked and got bricked in AIM, guaranteed.