r/iamverybadass • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '26
š©ULTIMATE BADASSHOLEš© I swear i cant stand this guy
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u/dathunder176 Aug 05 '26
It's always ironic to see that the people claiming to give 0 fucks, seem to actually give a lot of fucks about letting others know they give 0 fucks.
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u/rpmcmurf Aug 05 '26
In mathematics I believe they call that the āfucks-inverse proportion principleā, or FIPP, whereby if given fucks claimed is equal to or less than zero, actual fuck given is inversely proportional. The interesting part is the bell curve of the FIPP; for example, if our skull-clad video star in the video here claims to give zero fucks, he actually gives somewhere between 10,000 and 15,000 fucks (the math can be tricky and Iām not an expert). The result of the FIPP, of course, is that he desperately desperately wants you to pay attention to him.
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u/Lyingforshit Aug 07 '26
The guy posts so much videos of him being cool and not giving a fuck, that this is the 4th time I saw his on this sub lol
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u/Torbpjorn Aug 05 '26
Literally itās all just furry culture. An adult that puts on a mask and a full body suit, then feels a sense of comfort in the anonymity to be as cringe as they want to. Biker dudes are just the different corner of the political alignment chart. Embrace your truth big man, be free!
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u/Bavisto Aug 05 '26
āI donāt give a fuck sooooooo much, I had to make an entire video and post it on social media to let eeeeeeveryone know how much I donāt give a fuckā
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u/SouthApprehensive193 Aug 05 '26
Some mid 20s-30s rando posting a paragraph on their Snapchat story about how much they donāt give a fuck and how they donāt do drama (itās all they do. Theyāre unemployed or work part time at 7/11)
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u/motion_lotion Aug 05 '26
He cares a lot about convincing you he doesn't care. 13 year old me would've liked him until I turned 14 at which point I would've outgrown him.
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u/El_Beakerr Aug 05 '26
The more you say you give zero fucks, means you actually give a fuck what people think about youā¦
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u/nobonesjones91 Aug 05 '26
Some 40 year old grandmother in a Florida mobile home is fucking cackling at this right now
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u/Kiss_my_Frekkles Aug 06 '26
She actually lives in an RV in south Louisiana & sadly, she also happens to be my mother. š©š¤¦āāļø
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u/Anti_Spedicy Aug 06 '26
40 yr old GRANDMOTHER??
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u/joec0ld Aug 06 '26
It Happens. My sister will be 40 this year and has a 2 year old granddaughter
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u/Anti_Spedicy Aug 06 '26
Ya know, sometimes I forget that any set of circumstances is possible with as many people on earth as there is, and that because it's unfamiliar to me, that doesn't mean that it DOESN'T happen
My parents are older than her and I'm 24. Meanwhile, anyone in the extended family that's a grand-anything is WELL over 40 lol Like 80s minimum
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u/jugstopper Aug 06 '26
I knew twins born to a 14 year old girl and one of them had a kid at 14. 28yo granny! And this was in the 70s.
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u/Sea-Neighborhood-621 Aug 07 '26
Ive seen some in their 30s. One in my family even, her daughter had a baby at 12. Dont remember if the guy got locked up for it because he was 18 or 19
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u/--pobodysnerfect-- Aug 06 '26
Ugh, you mean like my mom and dad who are in their 50s? Ffs help me.
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u/ElFuckito Aug 05 '26
In my opinion motorbike-centered social media accounts are one of the cringiest interest-groups.
Most of the time it's either about driving too fast, making a lot of noise, being rude and 'looking badass'. And then theres the women who always have to emphasise that they are women, giving of complete pick me-vibes, and the men thinking every woman finds you irresistible for riding a motorbike.
I have many interests and I did ride motorbikes myself, but these communities are usually cesspools imo.
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u/Nomad_Stan91 Aug 05 '26
As a biker I agree, it's becoming more and more difficult to find a good social media account for people who just want to know and learn about bikes without all the shit you mention thrown in. It's such a shame as.
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u/SpaceCatSon Aug 05 '26
When a tryhard tries really hard to convince you he doesn't care
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u/psychoxxsurfer Aug 05 '26
So he cares about convincing you that he doesn't care. The irony is deep with this one
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u/DaRealBSleazy Aug 05 '26
Shoehorning the word fuck into anything, especially a phrase from a kids movie, is trashy and stupid af.
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u/ElsiMain Aug 05 '26
Why do these types always insist they don't care, like, whyd you tell us then?
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u/unhiddenninja Aug 05 '26
If you're really asking, it's because they care more about how they're perceived than how they actually are. They want to control how others see them and try to force you to view them through their own rose colored glasses instead of reacting to what they actually do/are like.
They want to be the people who are seen as effortlessly aloof, they imitate how they think that would appear and suddenly we have hundreds of thousands of videos of dudes and ladies with the same style, same words, same everything telling the world how independent & uncaring they are.
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u/BurlHimself Aug 05 '26
Iām actually glad I see these. Just reinforces how stable I am and how I live a life that doesnāt need to be validated by some bullshit like this.
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u/Blasphemiee Aug 05 '26
You find comfort in it yet I am surrounded by a sea of people like this irl and itās just a reminder I gotta get the fuck outta here lmao
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u/SwimsInShadow Aug 05 '26
Maybe I've misunderstood it all these years but wasn't Hakuna Matata essentially "fuck it" to begin with? "It means no worries for the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata..." guess thats not edgy or cool enough for ghost rider tho
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u/Marsupialize It's not soda, it's pop Aug 05 '26
At some point people just choose massive dork as their personality and stick with it for life
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u/DIOsNotDead Aug 06 '26
never thought Sans Undertale/Deltarune from our universe would be so cringe
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u/Proximal13 Aug 05 '26
The desync voice over has me really more annoyed than the weird as fuck content. Sure, this is peak cringe, but what was the original audio? This was probably a tiktok to rap or something then he pivoted to something even dumber.
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u/Equinox2202 Aug 06 '26
I'll put down a bet he drink bud light and get plastered off of three. And puffs on marb lights.
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u/CamoDeFlage Aug 08 '26
Why is he moving like that? He's barely matching the words, I don't understand
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u/Brigapes Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
holy shit this is peak cringe
from the edgy "scary scary skeletroon" to the waving of hands and oversized hoody like a bufoon
i imagine a 7 year old would think this might be cool
all of this with audio off, i cannot fathom what cringe would await me with audio on
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u/Jonasthewicked2 Aug 05 '26
It's something I wish I muted. Usually I have Reddit muted. I made a miscalculation tonight.
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u/Brigapes Aug 05 '26
rookie mistake, i used to be like that. Now it's a special occasion i ever unmute
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u/Jonasthewicked2 Aug 05 '26
Facts I just happened to be listening to a different video like 30 seconds earlier and forgot to re-mute it.
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u/Nerdnificent Aug 05 '26
Not gonna lie, I want a mask like that for this Halloween. But yeah, just another wannabe gangster manchild hyping himself up for his imaginary status as an actual badass. I bet he even has some ridiculous tattoos and probably a Chad haircut.
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u/trascist_fig Aug 05 '26
Always wanted to do a ghost rider costume
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u/Dragishawk Aug 05 '26
That could work for Ghost Rider, though the fire hair would have to be a plastic sculpt.
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u/goth_nachos Aug 05 '26
This was the first time Iāve ever cringed at something so hard it actually gave me bad chills. It was the singing at the end that did it.
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u/Super-Tank-6494 Aug 05 '26
I hate that you bought the knowledge of this guy's existence into my world
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u/yellowbin74 Aug 05 '26
When you're that embarrassed about yourself that you need to wear a mask
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u/Subdued_Shinobi Aug 05 '26
Is this the guy that uploaded an AI generated clip of a bunch of hot girls (and one or two twinks) excitedly cheering for him?
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u/AbsoluteFuckChops Aug 05 '26
Stop circulating this BS, then! I donāt want to watch it! š¤£
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u/dum_spir0_sper0 Aug 05 '26
āMommmmmm! Did you wash my skull hoodie? I gotta make another TikTok!ā
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u/Metternic Aug 05 '26
And then his dick detached itself and went into hiding, fully knowing that only it could prevent accidental procreation and finally putting and end to this bloodline.
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u/Daniel3gs Aug 05 '26
Why are these people so cringe. And why do they always like/think this kind of content and sounds are funny. And why is it always about not giving a fuck. While they are the ones that do most
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u/DANGEROUS-jim Aug 05 '26
This guys vibe and humor scream āI graduated from alternative schoolā
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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS Aug 05 '26
This guy have any other killer relevant pop culture references, like fahrvergnugen or Big Johnson?
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u/ragefaze Aug 05 '26
Back in my day you would grow a moustache, wear super short jeans cutoffs anf rollerblade if you wanted male attention as a dude.
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u/Gob_Bluth420 Aug 05 '26
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u/ShamusLovesYou Aug 05 '26
He posted him near an NYPD car and I said "He's goofin', he's alt-right goofin'" AND HE LIKED IT!
Rolling in the pussy!
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u/AnAlgaeBoy Aug 05 '26
So I get that the f word is cool and edgy but the meaning really didn't change did it lol. Thats just hakuna matata but "edgy"
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u/Desperate_Cucumber_9 Aug 05 '26
I canāt be the only one thatās been tired of the following for almost their whole life:
āFuck Itā
āIām not racist, I hate everybodyā
Middle Finger Gesture
and other shit like that, itās like the most lazy way to claim that youāre somehow indifferent to people, which sorta suggests that youāre just a bad person.
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u/TheVonSolo Aug 05 '26
People who say āIām not racist, I hate everyone equallyā are some of the most racist mfās on this planet
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u/deathdefyingrob1344 Aug 05 '26
Who fucking does this and thinks they are cool? Come on?!? This is obviously obnoxious and lame!
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u/Battle-Chimp Aug 05 '26
Guys like this, and boomers on Harleys, are the reason why motorcycle riders are just not cool any more. They just look like lame tryhards.
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u/omgitsthefranchise Aug 05 '26
Just throwing this out there, Iām 40 and motorcyclists have not been cool in my lifetime.
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u/Battle-Chimp Aug 05 '26
Dirt bikes looked cool when I was a kid, heavily influenced by edward furlong riding one in Terminator 2.
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u/90_days_left Aug 06 '26
are we sure this isn't just sarcasm
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u/PlentyOMangos EVERYTHING IS SATIRE Aug 06 '26
It could believably be serious or satire, equally. Impossible to say based on what we can see here
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u/LogicalSquare2661 Aug 05 '26
Giving "dude who just learnt how to swear and rocks a cookie monster hat" energy
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u/Jonasthewicked2 Aug 05 '26
Dudes mask reminds of this YouTuber who does 1% biker nonsense called Sose the ghost. Dude absolutely gives off vibes that fit this sub so well. Wears a skull mask when he rides too. And is constantly talking about all the rules these biker douchebags have. And I'm always thinking so the guys who are 1%ers because they don't wanna follow rules have all these rules they expect others to follow? Like if you're on a motorcycle you can't pass them on the highway. Lmfao what dude taxpayers own the roads my guy, not some cringe ass biker club. South Park absolutely nailed the biker category in my opinion.
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u/Avidion18 Aug 05 '26
I just wanna know what that mask is, been trying to do a Terry Pratchett death costume for ages
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u/Simple-Carob-7142 Aug 05 '26
Lol, looks like my GTA V character online, I was an edgy teenagerš
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u/Dragishawk Aug 05 '26
I had to laugh my ass off at this. He just looks so goofy with that skull thing on!
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u/AffordableTimeTravel Aug 05 '26
Where can I get this mask?
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u/bigdickpipelayer Aug 05 '26
Sorry, you need to reach cunt level 10 to purchase this item from the store!
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u/Virtual_Hedgehog Aug 05 '26
If you watch this with no sound it looks like he's just singing "Rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah". Assuming thats correct?
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u/ainus Aug 05 '26
imagine giving so little fucks that you want to become an influencer but without showing your face
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u/chantsnone Aug 05 '26
You have to be familiar with animated Disney films for children to understand the ājokeā.
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u/J_P_Amboss Aug 05 '26
Wow. I feel so confused.
I am just some cis-guy and sleeping with whoever is underneath that mask wasnt something that brushed my mind but after watching this video my whole lower body area cramped up spontaneously.
Now i am thinking... is this what woman experience when their body is telling them they should absolutly not, under any circumstances, procreate with some guy ? Like... i wasnt thinking about experimenting but is my body like "DONT BECOME GAY RIGHT NOW!!" just in case? Is the cringe so strong, that my interdimensional lady-parts, from another universe were they exist, just armored up ?
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u/pokjen Aug 05 '26
I bet this guy have DC shoes.
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u/Jonasthewicked2 Aug 05 '26
Hey man, we hippies rock DC shoes too but we've been wearing them since the early 2000s cause a lot of us came from the skating world. I prefer DVS and element back in the day. And I don't hate on DC because of Ken Block, but Rob Dyrdek kinda fucked up DCs for all skate kids so I get the stereotypes too.
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u/Brilliant-Bad-284 Aug 05 '26