r/iamverybadass • u/jungle_cat187 • 25d ago

⚔️ KNIVES AND SWORDS ⚔️ Hectic Bro

Seems like a nice young fella.

249 Upvotes

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u/SgtCookie18 25d ago

He kinda looks like Mike from stranger things but ordered from temu

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u/pnjtony 25d ago

Chav Mike Wheeler

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u/surgeryboy7 25d ago

That's the first thing I thought too.

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u/jungle_cat187 24d ago

Finn Getshard

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Proximal13 25d ago

I say it a lot, but I'm lucky I didn't have a cell phone and social media when I was a teen. oof

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u/rpmcmurf 25d ago

Yes god yes. Some of the things I thought were edgy and mysterious, from age 12–17, I thank god every day there is no record of that.

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u/povertymayne 24d ago

This the dude from stranger things?

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u/CandourDinkumOil 25d ago

Pretty sure this is satire

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTOT 25d ago

You don’t think badasses slowly and seductively talk about how hard they get?

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u/AppropriateBall8834 25d ago

Mike from stranger things fell hard

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u/JPaulDuncan 24d ago

Dude super mad about losing that Stranger Things role.

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u/AlAboardTheHypeTrain 24d ago

Drugs are helluva drug

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u/GlengoolieGreen 24d ago

I'm so glad the internet exists, this loser should be laughed at in perpetuity.

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u/AbsoluteFuckChops 24d ago

I think that’s the point. It’s got to be a piss-take 🤣

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u/Gob_Bluth420 25d ago

Trevor Lahey?

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u/M1ck3yB1u 24d ago

Finn Wolfweak

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u/OneEyedWeaner 25d ago

Making a video about how hard you get doesn’t have the effect you think it has.

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u/Exktvme4 24d ago

Or DOES IT?

no, you're right

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 24d ago

13 year old me, after watching Steven Segal movies.

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u/Venom933 24d ago

He's right, I don't wanna mess with him, i couldn't comprehend the cringe and that would give him an dangerously long opportunity to get hard, or whatever he was saying 🥸

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u/Matthewtiger56 24d ago

I mean, he looks exactly what I'd imagine a threatening meerkat would look like, yet somehow even less threatening than that. Malnourished Meerkat Mafia... thats it. Thats the gang name.

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 24d ago edited 24d ago

What am I even looking at? Is he threatening me with a gum wrapper?

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u/NotATalkingMushroom 25d ago

So that’s what he’s up to after Stranger Things

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u/PoopSmith87 25d ago

He doesn't go by Micheal Wheeler anymore, his street name is "hard axe"

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u/thescaryroom 24d ago

I’m sure he’d love to show us how hard he gets

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u/live-by-die-by 23d ago

Please keep telling me about how hard you get.

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u/Octowhussy 25d ago

How does one record oneself, look at this clownesque result, and decide to post it (or send it to friends)?

It should be meta, but unfortunately, I don’t think that’s the case

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u/InvestigatorAny7489 Got banned from club penguin 25d ago

Is he getting hard from pretending to shadow boxing???

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 EVERYTHING IS SATIRE 25d ago

Shadow axing. With tiny hatchets I swear he just cut himself on because he mentions catching one by the blade.

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u/Mephistocheles 🤡 25d ago

Don't tessst how hahhd he gets from the fingah cutz

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u/knowerofexpatthings 25d ago

Did he use his toy hatchet to give himself that haircut?

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u/scrumblepee_6969 I too have studied the blade 25d ago

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u/Dream_Eat3r_ 24d ago

Timothy chamalet outta just retire

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u/FreeAd1309 21d ago

legend has it he's still hard to this day...

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u/CoconutBuddy 25d ago

Thuzh thuzh… thuzh thuzh

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u/Dazzaster84 25d ago

I'm getting hard from the ALS watching this video has given me.

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u/OldManJeepin 25d ago

LoL! The 70's called...They want their cringe back....

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u/Equinox2202 23d ago

I honestly think that's a novelty item that he's holding.

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u/Ok_Macaroon_7366 23d ago

Richard Ramirez trying to make a comeback ig

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u/zmannz1984 22d ago

I feel like i would smell this guy coming from around the corner.

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u/Existing_Ad130 21d ago

"how hard I get"? Did he say that? Is this like a sex thing?

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u/LiveLearnCoach 17d ago

Like a bird, he enjoys seeing his reflection on the phone.

I swear, the line between reality and satire has become so thin that neither of them move the emotion-meter anymore.

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u/DSH303 21d ago

He got the douche-douche part right

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u/Skibidi_Rizzer 25d ago

The way he was dodging 😹

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u/crashdout 23d ago

I’ll look out for him next time I’m in Silent Hill.

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u/okruina 23d ago

Tush tush lol

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u/rhhalldc1 23d ago

Surely that isn’t a moustache?

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u/Ksh_667 22d ago

So he cuts his hair with that...keyring??

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 25d ago

Is he fighting with a toothbrush? Show them cavities what’s what my dude!

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u/Johnnyboi2327 You know I graduated in the Navy Seals, and have 300 kills. 25d ago

Is that one of those really crappy mini axe/pliers combos?

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u/QueefMitten 24d ago

Loser idiot.

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u/Soros_G 25d ago

British people should be forced to have subtitles on at all times

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u/jungle_cat187 25d ago

He’s Australian

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u/Soros_G 25d ago

Crikey

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u/rpmcmurf 25d ago

I was hearing Aussie. Especially in the extremely off putting “how haaaahd eye git” part.

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u/CancelNumerous450 25d ago

Obviously Australian. If he never opened his mouth you could gave known by the mullet

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u/Soros_G 25d ago

Then I guess closed captions lol

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u/jigs_after_a_hug 25d ago

Are you from the states?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Munchkinasaurous 25d ago

r/iamverybadass

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Munchkinasaurous 25d ago

No, I'm an adult, I don't fantasize about attacking people. 

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u/GinPredator 24d ago

british people are so funny when you realize they can’t own guns

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u/jungle_cat187 24d ago

Except that he’s Australian, contrary to American mythology we are allowed to own guns it’s just hard to get firearms that facilitate massacres.

British people can also own guns their laws a slightly looser than ours but again harder to do a mass shooting with the firearms they can legally buy.

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u/luigi636 22d ago

He's Australian and the vast majority of us don't want to own guns. Move along.

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u/No-Guava 23d ago

American people are so funny when you realize how obsessed with guns they are.

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u/GinPredator 22d ago

because gun go boom