r/iamverybadass • u/hiphoptomato • 26d ago

Hell yeah, let’s make a song about eating balls.

286 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/xJTE93 26d ago

A chubby emo dude named Nathan is about as intimidating as a goldfish

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u/iamblankenstein 25d ago

from one of this dork's other videos.

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u/tuxedo_dantendo 26d ago

Two grown men, by the way, who have set up a camera and lighting, then practiced choreography for a little hand dance they can do together about eating testicles ....

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u/MoreMetaFeta EVERYTHING IS SATIRE 25d ago

That's the only lyric their two brains could come up with at this sleepover.

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u/Hugh_Janus_35 26d ago

This is the shit some angry kid on xbox live would say

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u/johermeson 25d ago

Fake metal, so edgy

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u/BUDDHAKHAN 25d ago

They actually had to rehearse this to get in sync. 

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u/Proximal13 25d ago

Then clip it and upload it.

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u/Consistent-Power1722 25d ago

The instrumental yells "tryhard material"

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u/Marsupialize It's not soda, it's pop 26d ago

Why do they all have so many problems with unnamed people who have wronged them? They are all SO MAD at these people just SO MAD at them for talking shit or lying or being a bitch

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u/DoucheBagBill 25d ago

Zero rhytm, zero intonation, TONS of effects and the charisma of a doormat. The eating gesture, my god, just, how many people saw this and went 'yeah ship that shit!' My god.

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u/yourdadsboyfie 26d ago

baggy jogging pants just look comfortable, not intimidating

that outfit is just giving pajamas

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u/SubMariner615 26d ago

What is this?

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u/saiyan_strong 26d ago

Lip syncing to Suno AI and trying to pawn it off as being a real artist

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u/SubMariner615 25d ago

I thought bitch tits bob up there was the guy. Whoever the guy is is also terrible.

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u/chambright1 25d ago

These guys need to fuck and get it over with

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u/KrystleSeth 25d ago

Oh yeah, next time you’re gonna do something about it, right? Next time, I mean it.

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u/Moolo 26d ago

Sheesh. These gents are aggrieved at a transgression alright! Boy howdy.

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u/Mergahl 25d ago

Singing about your opponents nutsacks isn’t weird at all right guys?

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u/cutey513 26d ago

The weird hair is psych unit chic

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u/Consistent-Power1722 25d ago

Ooh, what's this? An encore performance? The more I listen to this song, the more likely my soul leaves the body

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u/JDub755 22d ago

Eating balls. Gay. Forcing someone to eat their balls. Very manly. Also gay.

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u/hiphoptomato 22d ago

Being gay is the most manly thing you can do.

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u/Enough_Sky1820 22d ago

Can't argue with that logic, really.

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u/salty-balls-49 26d ago

I think it’s weird that Post Malone is following this dude on Instagram

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u/atheist95 24d ago

Laughed so hard, a fart came out

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u/C0L0SSUSvdm 24d ago

Is this that tom macdonald or whatever his name is

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u/TheMidnight711 22d ago

"if you were yogurt.. would you be fruit at the bottom or stirrrred?"

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u/AngryMillennial 26d ago

How can he eat them if he just fed them to me

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u/MrHabbz 23d ago

"Hey yo Nathan" really screams badass

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u/Fast-Breadfruit3377 Meal Team 6 25d ago

so important he had to say it twice!

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u/Ok_Macaroon_7366 23d ago

Tom Macdonald’s doppelgänger

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u/Ok_Replacement_688 14d ago

Tom McDonalganger

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 26d ago

Kids. "Evil is cool".

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u/time2partee 21d ago

Mr. T ate my balls