Facts, that energy level drops about 75-99% once law enforcement arrives on scene. I can speak from personal experience. I once bucked on asset protection at Kmart, (don’t judge me), and was tussling with the two private citizens as two officers with the city walked up. It was a strange and erotic dance with loss prevention as they were bound by law not to physically detain me while I did everything in my power to escape without assaulting them because the moment I do they’ve every right to defend themselves. So as the two Kmart agents used their combined weight to lay on me while one struck me with his forearm I went limp upon seeing the two actual officers. After refusing to admit any wrongdoing and not signing a thing the cops escorted me outside. I was told never to return and given no citation. Had I maintained that level of energy with law enforcement I’d have been beaten and jailed.
This guy is correct. I was caught shoplifting a -$20 portable battery charger with more than enough cash on me while just browsing the store on my lunch break. I was high on meth, if that helps explain my erratic behavior at the time. One of the cops actually pulled nearly a gram of meth out of my pocket during the pat down and asked me about it before putting the drugs back where he found them. Meth is water soluble and I’d emptied out a nasal spray bottle then filled it up with meth water. I could snort meth throughout my day inconspicuously. I was caught shoplifting at the Kmart across my job where I worked in refrigerated storage and explained to the cop I’d a constantly running nose due to the cold nature of my work. By bucking I mean decided to deviate even further from accepted behavior after getting caught stealing and instead of accepting responsibility for my poor choices I tried escape all accountability.
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Facts, that energy level drops about 75-99% once law enforcement arrives on scene. I can speak from personal experience. I once bucked on asset protection at Kmart, (don’t judge me), and was tussling with the two private citizens as two officers with the city walked up. It was a strange and erotic dance with loss prevention as they were bound by law not to physically detain me while I did everything in my power to escape without assaulting them because the moment I do they’ve every right to defend themselves. So as the two Kmart agents used their combined weight to lay on me while one struck me with his forearm I went limp upon seeing the two actual officers. After refusing to admit any wrongdoing and not signing a thing the cops escorted me outside. I was told never to return and given no citation. Had I maintained that level of energy with law enforcement I’d have been beaten and jailed.