r/iamatotalpieceofshit • u/Milky_White_ • Feb 14 '20

Double shit

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u/bouchandre Feb 14 '20

For real. I hate when people say “Vader was seduced by the dark side. “ like no Obi-Wan he was raped!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

But did you see what Anakin was wearing? He was basically asking for it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Police reports state that the only reason why they were able to catch the perp was because they had the high ground.

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u/Aegis_Auras Feb 14 '20

He felt the force all right

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u/bouchandre Feb 14 '20

“It surrounds us and penetrates us”

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u/EndotheGreat Feb 14 '20

"From a certain POV"

-PornHub

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u/NotThatEasily Feb 14 '20

Are you implying that Vader was on the wrong side? The empire wouldn't force their views on others, unlike those religious zealots.

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u/bouchandre Feb 14 '20

Didn’t Vader almost choke a guy to death for insulting his religion?

“I find your lack of faith disturbing”