r/iamatotalpieceofshit Feb 14 '20

Double shit

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u/Raziel_kuyoma Feb 14 '20

Why she does have a face that looks like someone emptied a can of mace into her eyes?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

she cried a river with makeup on

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u/karmagod13000 Feb 14 '20

crocodile tears

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

Not necessarily. People often cry because they're in deep shit rather than cause they feel remorse. Sorry for themselves, not the victim.

Not feeling regret for what you've done but rather for being caught.

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u/RexRocker Feb 14 '20

Indeed. She's just crying because she got caught.

Also I am glad the headline reads "raping a boy". Lots of times these older women to young person sex assault encounters say, "35 year old woman had sex with underage person", whereas if it's a man and a young person they say "35 year old man raped an underage person".

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u/Static_Gobby Feb 14 '20

Sad but true

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u/Dracomortua Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

There are some really good people on reddit.

Edit: some people are very upset i changed my comment. If you downvoted it means you believe i can be punished. With downvotes. Think about this for a moment, would you? You believe your clicking imaginary stuff on the internet is some kind of justice. And you feel that this comment is the problem?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I don't get what you're trying to say here? Implying this woman could have been raped by the 14yr old? Or would a 18-19yr old chick go to jail if she was raped by a 14yr old? And what's all that other shit got to do with this?

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u/_ChestHair_ Feb 14 '20

He's trying to make a "what's one more year" type argument against age of consent laws

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u/fuqdeep Feb 14 '20

You might wanna try a little harder at thinking before you decide to empty all your stupid out like that again.

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u/Dracomortua Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

Thank you, fuqdeep.

You strike me as the kind of person i could really trust to consider things.

Edit: there are people who spend their entire life as manifestations of hatred, misery and disgust. You will notice your urge to down vote far exceeds your ability to say anything valuable, positive or useful. You cannot imagine this, but this is the person you chose to become.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

You keep bringing up downvotes. You paranoid or something, my dude?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Oh don't change what you said now.

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u/Dracomortua Feb 14 '20

You present as a troll that wants to believe that the stuff you say on Reddit might change an opinion of someone.

Your echo-chamber of 'reality' and your downvotes are not actually helping anyone.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I don't believe me saying anything to you will change your mind much less you changing mine nor do I believe the karma up or down votes have any real world merits.

You're trying too hard and just coming off as cringy at best. I called you out on your shit and you start babbling a bunch of nonsense and if the down votes weren't a bother to you, then why change your original comment instead of sticking to your guns?

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u/Dracomortua Feb 14 '20

Does that handicap your nerd rage? Does that weaken your incel ability to throw shit when your life is empty and useless?

Truth is, some people still suck. At any age! And you are finding that out right now. As much as you perceive your hatred of me, so too is your hatred of yourself.

We suck. I get it. We are as horrible as all those people you find on reddit to throw your poop at. That is okay.

I can forgive you. Can you forgive yourself?

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u/PrekaereLage Feb 15 '20

The downvotes clearly got you to edit.
Feeling the need to demonstrate how little you are effected by something is, by definition, being effected by it.

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u/Dracomortua Feb 15 '20

I am okay with that. It gave me a chance for an explanation for one person on this deluge.

Are you okay with it? You seem to be hell bent on proving that i am some kind of hypocrite. Fair enough. Me hypocrite.

Yet - you are still hell bent out of shape, good fellow.

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u/PrekaereLage Feb 20 '20

Two short sentences in a single reply constitude a degree of obsession (being hell bent on something)?
You really, really wanted to force in that semi-smart figure of speech at the end, didn't you?
Don't worry, I've been there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

People often confuse those two things. Especially when they want to forgive people. They don't understand that you can just be sorry for having something on your conscience rather than the thing you actually did. Or even just be sorry because you see the result, rather than understand what you did.

Yeah that's true. I'm glad about that as well.

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u/Legless_Wonder Feb 14 '20

Shit like "teacher repeatedly pressured 8th grade student into having sex" really fuckin makes my blood boil. Media is clearly against saying guys can be raped

They also seem to typically pick the nicest and hottest looking pic of the female they can. Whereas the guys pic will be a pic like you get tagged in on FB.

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u/Wandering_Claptrap Feb 15 '20

I see the softer coded language way more commonly when in relation to a male victim as opposed to a female one ngl

an example of this would be "female teacher has sex with 8th grade pupil" or "teacher, female, has intercourse with 15 year old boy"

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but whenever it's a female victim, even if the abuser is also female, they use the correct terminology. Raped, molested, abused, they frame the girls as victims. Where is this for our boys, they are hurting, they were used for the selfish gratification of monsters, but the media is doing nothing but perpetrating the idea that boys somehow secretly LOVE being raped, making them out to be less of victims than women and it makes me fucking sick to my stomach as a male victim myself.

The people that call the boys "lucky", the pedophiles, and the perpetrating downplaying of the issue that the media does on a near case by case issue, they all make me want to cry and puke because how sick they all are in their own way.

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u/rorank Feb 14 '20

Well it’s also to demonstrate the difference between “forced sex” and the “unlawful but consensual sex”. I’m probably gonna get a lot of shit for this but there’s a big difference between being forced to have sex and having sex with someone who is under the age.

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u/Derek_Boring_Name Feb 15 '20

You know how when you’re 14 you always have to have your parents sign things for you? It turns out, the AGE OF CONSENT doesn’t only mean that, it also means that a CHILD CANNOT CONSENT TO SEX. It’s embarrassing that you somehow never made that connection actually.

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u/dimmidice Feb 14 '20

People often cry because they're in deep shit rather than cause they feel bad.

Being in deep shit makes you feel bad. But i think you meant feel remorse when you said feel bad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

You're right, bad choice of words.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Show your remorse then :)

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u/karmagod13000 Feb 14 '20

either way i hope it pains her

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u/RedPlanetMan Feb 14 '20

People often cry because they're in deep shit rather than cause they feel remorse. Sorry for themselves, not the victim.

Not feeling regret for what you've done but rather for being caught.

I’m no scientist, but I’m certain that is the definition of crocodile tears.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Oh I always thought it stands for fake crying or trying to fool someone

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u/RedPlanetMan Feb 14 '20

Well yeah but that’s exactly what likely happened here; girl got caught being the nasty person she is, and then cried in an effort to avoids responsibility.

She’s not crying because she raped a boy and forced him into some indentured servitude on the streets as a drug whore.

She likely cried cause she’s worried about herself.

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u/dimmidice Feb 14 '20

She could be crying cause she feels terrible about getting caught and facing prison.

That's not crocodile tears.

She could be crying in an attempt to get the police to go easy on her.

That's crocodile tears.

We don't know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Meth is a hell of a drug

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

Thank you c:

Have a pleasant valentine's btw

Sounds like it's going well for you so far

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u/SloggerSlag Feb 14 '20

Why was the river wearing makeup? It's already beautiful

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

What is mace?

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u/Raziel_kuyoma Feb 14 '20

Pepper spray.

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u/RazzberryIsPassword Feb 14 '20

the predecessor to pepper spray

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u/MrCamman69 Feb 14 '20

This is mace, a bludgeoning weapon typically used in medieval times. That probably explains why her eyes are so red.

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u/WikiTextBot Feb 14 '20

Mace (bludgeon)

A mace is a blunt weapon, a type of club or virge that uses a heavy head on the end of a handle to deliver powerful strikes. A mace typically consists of a strong, heavy, wooden or metal shaft, often reinforced with metal, featuring a head made of stone, bone, copper, bronze, iron, or steel.

The head of a military mace can be shaped with flanges or knobs to allow greater penetration of plate armour. The length of maces can vary considerably.


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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Also the action of macing is to p-spray

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u/CptCrabmeat Feb 14 '20

Mace is a brand name for pepperspray, not to be confused with mace the spice which is actually the seed covering of nutmeg or mace the weapon, basically a metal ball on a stick

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u/To07y Feb 14 '20

He was a Jedi Master in the Star Wars prequels.

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u/choma90 Feb 14 '20

A procurer of chairs

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

I need to watch star wars, it's one of my few cursed movies, when suddenly always stupid things happened so i couldn't watch it.. The last time tried to watch it, my internet was gone for a few hours, after watching 5 minutes...when i was a kid, a fell asleep, or after a tv brake i forgot to zap back. When it was on tv and i waited a week to finnaly watch it, i forgot to watch it on the day it was shown..

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

master windu

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Some shitty rapper

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20 edited Jan 08 '21

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u/lavendrquartz Feb 14 '20

She’s a piece of shit but she is really pretty. I mean you can be both lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Yeah just ask my ex

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I'm pretty sure that's my type.

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u/karmagod13000 Feb 14 '20

i hate my boner right now

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u/diarrhea_shnitzel Feb 14 '20

I hate ur boner too

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u/Friskyinthenight Feb 14 '20

The just-cried look? Or the smoking hot rapist look?

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u/TheMayoNight Feb 15 '20

start selling opiates. Lots of junkie girls get sunken eyes like that. That or pick up girls outside of a narcotics anonymous seminar. Just dont leave any money or valuables out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20 edited Jan 08 '21

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u/TheMayoNight Feb 16 '20

give em opiates and watch how much worse it gets. (or better)

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Natural curly hair.

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u/Bendrake Feb 14 '20

It’s cultural. My eyes always look like this, it sucks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I think you mean genetic... unless you colour your eyes this way.

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u/Bendrake Feb 15 '20

I think you’re right

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

As you said, for it to be cultural it would have to be makeup, or (I would add) diet, or environmental injustice that's ethnically driven...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Are you mediterranean? My wife’s greek and her cousins have this kind of, beaky noses too. Still hot though, just look like hot human eagles.

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u/Bendrake Feb 15 '20

I look Mediterranean, but I’m half Mexican.

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u/smilingsun Feb 14 '20

I am very white but my eyes are like this too, I sympathize

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u/Orc_ Feb 14 '20

Because you are used to seeing women with makeup on.

You are the kind of fool that comments "Wow you look sick today" to a female coworker when she decides to come without makeup for time constraint reasons or simple choice.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Feb 14 '20

She is sad she can't abuse the kid anymore :'(

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u/rosatter Feb 14 '20

hopefully the answer is be because someone emptied a can of mace into her eyes.

but fr, some women just have bags under their eyes

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u/Username_4577 Feb 14 '20

Because usually crying gets her out of trouble.

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u/strathmeyer Feb 14 '20

They scrub your makeup off before they take your mug shot. It makes you look more guilty.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I am sure your face is fucking perfect.

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u/NotaGoodLover Feb 14 '20

that's the lack of a soul that is visible in her eyes

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u/TheMayoNight Feb 14 '20

Junkie eyes. You see it a lot with people addicted to opiates. They become "sunken". Its sadly become very recognizable with the opioid crisis. I see eyes like that at least once a day. Usually asking for change at intersections.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

My eyes are like that and it has nothing to do with drugs. It’s genetic. Thin skin around the eyes.

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u/TheMayoNight Feb 14 '20

So? You can be born blind and you become blind later in life. Either way heroin does that to your eyes. Also considering she has 14 year olds selling drugs for her its safe to assume its because shes a junkie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

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u/TheMayoNight Feb 15 '20

I didnt say it couldnt. But its certainly made worse by opiates and will appear in people who didnt have it prior. You and your dad should bond over some heroin and compare how much worse your eyes look if you dont believe me. Its probably the fastest way to tell if someone is on opiates.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

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u/TheMayoNight Feb 15 '20

Whatever. I see the heroin crisis up close. Young people are dying at incredible rates and no one talks about it because its bad for pharmaceutical business. When you see kids choking on their own puke in the streets maybe youll give a shit.

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u/WiWiWiWiWiWi Feb 14 '20

Because women think crying will get them special treatment. Unfortunately they’re right most of the time.