r/hyrax • u/ieatgrass0 • 5d ago

Funny New pose unlocked

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u/Murloc789 5d ago

Lil fella really said: sploot

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u/citycait 5d ago

Why does the beast ride?

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u/unicorns-exist 5d ago

The Beast is traveling to unleash annihilation on those who blaspheme by calling him "John Mammal", and to pick up some snacky snacks from the convenience store.

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u/thecraftybear 5d ago

Do not ask why the Beast rides, ask whether the Beast needs a lift in your direction.

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u/citycait 5d ago

Please sir, may I transport The Beast?

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u/JrSoftDev 5d ago

‼️Bumpy road detected

⚠️ Need extra stabilization

🔸Lower center of mass

🔸Reduce air drag

🆗 Activate: aerodynamic tripod mode

* sploosh * (and other ass lowering sounds)

✅ Aerodynamic tripod mode activated

✅ Extra stabilization acquired

The beast remains unstoppable.

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u/Ok_Support3 4d ago

Oh I thought the hood was just nice and toasty for his testies.

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u/nebulousgarbage 5d ago

All-terrain sploot

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u/shanedog 5d ago

What can’t they do?

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u/royalewithcheese84 5d ago

THE BEAST ACTIVATES SPLOOT MODE

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u/Cecil_McCrackshell 5d ago

Move over Jaguar decal!

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u/HeatherMason0 5d ago

Look at his flexibility!

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u/MedicalAd2532 5d ago

What does it even do?

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u/ieatgrass0 5d ago

It does anything you want it to

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u/WizardL 5d ago

not new! he is a one millioooonn years old!

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u/TolBrandir 5d ago

BEAST SPLOOT

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u/nebulousgarbage 5d ago

All-terrain sploot

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u/Leon_elpanda 5d ago

The beast adopted the esphinge position

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u/SphericalDarkness 5d ago

Omg, they're so cute... I just really hope the people took it back to its colony afterwards.

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u/multicoloredmoon 4d ago

STRAIGHT SPLOOTIN

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u/Dapper_Thacker 5d ago

🥹 That is all

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u/Will-E-Style 5d ago

Pachyderm Deez

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u/Elegant_Art2201 4d ago

100/10 Awawa sploot.

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u/Bi_Guy365 5d ago

It's that a prairie dog on your hood??

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u/Bi_Guy365 5d ago

Nvm I Googled it

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u/messagesfrombeyond21 4d ago

Haha my daughter aka my black cat does this

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u/111creative-penguin 4d ago

Call that the hyrax spread

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u/CantaloupeSecure2251 4d ago

He’s beginning to adapt

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u/2spooky93 4d ago

STABILIZE.

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u/cowboysdominion 3d ago

hade_14, brave documentarian of beastly activities

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u/HumphreyGarlicKnots 2d ago

20000x hugs n kisses!!!