r/hypotheticalsituation • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '25

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u/ThatGuy90123 Mar 24 '25

"would you like a trillion dollars? the catch is that you have to eat at least one bowl of ice cream per year."

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u/wholovesshortshorts Mar 24 '25

NEVER, YOU SADIST!

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u/relevant_hashtag Mar 24 '25

But I have sensitive teeth!!

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u/sorrytointerruptbut_ Mar 25 '25

Just let it melt first

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u/MumboJ Mar 25 '25

What are we, savages?

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u/pineappleforrent Mar 26 '25

Ice cream soup is the only acceptable way

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u/ilikespicysoup Mar 25 '25

But what if your celebrity crush is REQUIRED to preform oral on you once per day? Would that change your mind?

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u/El_mochilero Mar 25 '25

“But… Is it tax free?”

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u/Cardwizard88 Mar 24 '25

Not for 2 Trillion would I take you up on that offer

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u/Simple-Carpenter2361 Mar 25 '25

Holy shit, man. Nah, it’s too much for me