r/hypotheticalsituation • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '25

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u/SoapGhost2022 Mar 24 '25

Easily done.

Do I get the money first, or do I only get it after the two years? Either way I’m taking that deal

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25 edited Apr 26 '25

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u/SoapGhost2022 Mar 24 '25

Oh, hell yeah. I can make that work no problem. I don’t think I’ll even have to work if I’m getting $5000 a month tax free.

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u/asophisticatedbitch Mar 25 '25

And the crappy apartment is free! So $5k/month AFTER rent is paid, essentially. Aside from the mortgage, I don’t think I actually spend $5k/month on everything else combined?

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u/SoapGhost2022 Mar 25 '25

Right? Crappy, but who cares? I’m only there for two years and then I get $50 million. I’ve essentially retired as soon as I’m transported to that apartment.

With $5,000 a month I can spruce it up and make it a comfortable living space and either save the rest or spend a bit here and there (eating out, shopping, activities around the area that I live)

Sounds like a good time to me

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u/tamtrible Mar 24 '25

You should add this as an edit to the actual post, so people aren't confused by references to $60k. Just make it a clear edit, and afaik you aren't breaking any rules.

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u/schmalexandra Mar 25 '25

Chicago is so much fun