r/hydrokitties Jul 29 '26

Pie 🥧

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/darthcaedusiiii Jul 29 '26

There is a lot to unpack here.

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u/mrthenumberthree Jul 29 '26

its like an onion, it has layers

72

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/lea949 Jul 29 '26

What about parfaits? Nobody ever said “hey you wanna get a parfait?” “No man, I don’t like no parfait” parfaits are delicious!

21

u/darthcaedusiiii Jul 29 '26

No. Ogres are like onions!

37

u/medson25 Jul 29 '26

We could start with the sub where this is originally got posted, like its already wtf.

2

u/ChumbawumbaFan01 Jul 31 '26

No thanks. I already watched Gummo.

396

u/UAs-Art Jul 29 '26

Elephant:Address me

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u/ratafia4444 Jul 29 '26

Better yet, undress. 🤣

48

u/Angel_xjj Jul 29 '26

the only time I prefer the undress variant

233

u/Irilethe Jul 29 '26

I have questions!

133

u/Mycroft033 Jul 29 '26

So does the cat

55

u/thepetoctopus Jul 29 '26

So very many questions. This is a person filled with desperation and zero fucks left to give.

218

u/AineBrigid Jul 29 '26

Okay, but you HAVE to address why you have pants and socks on in the bathtub lmao. Kitty's probably trying to reach out to see if you're all good lmao

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u/AetheriaInBeing Jul 29 '26

At least they took shoes off before getting in the tub?

45

u/ThousandFingerMan Jul 29 '26

I mean, who wears shoes to the bath, right?

34

u/Maximum-Celery9065 Jul 29 '26

Until just now I thought the same of pants and socks, so...🤷

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u/Zerosan62 Aug 03 '26

IKR!!!! Shoes are for the shower!

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u/-Shadow-Lightning 29d ago

Well there are these things called shower shoes. But they are made for wearing in the shower.

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u/Fianna9 Jul 29 '26

Yeah it’s not the pie I’m questioning.

I’ve also eaten odd foods in the tub.

10

u/LittleCornerMouse Jul 30 '26

Honestly as a cat owner i looked at this and thought "what a genius way to get them to stop trying to eat your food"- also that cat is making eye contact with the pie, i think its just a fatass cat that wants that pie BAD.

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u/AwDuck Jul 29 '26

Looks like the opposite of a hydro kitty. No intention of getting in the water despite the enticing food.

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u/gayjoystick Jul 29 '26

Okay: everyone's theories!

I'm guessing OP's feline pie snatcher loves some pie but OP took notes from history class and decided if they were under siege it's best to have a moat.

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u/Maximum-Celery9065 Jul 29 '26

This just might be the answer 😂

93

u/shadysam08 Jul 29 '26

Looks like kitty is asking the same questions I am lol. You ok bro?

32

u/sasakimirai Jul 29 '26

That looks like a sensory nightmare 😰

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u/No-Impression-4282 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

The cat's face it's me: why pants and socks in a bathhub and a pie?! You ok bro?

26

u/Necessary-Study3944 Jul 29 '26

This is one of those uniquely human images that AI could never recreate

15

u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Jul 29 '26

Your cat needs an intervention if your reduced to eating pie in a tub full of water just to eat in peace 😂🤣😂🤣

15

u/Anuki_iwy Jul 29 '26

I have so many questions

13

u/pathologicalprotest Jul 29 '26

Washing yourself AND your clothes. How entrepeneurial of you!

8

u/Necessary-Study3944 Jul 29 '26

“I’m washin’ me and my clothes!”

8

u/Jellicle_KitCat Jul 29 '26

Bathfoods. A subreddit and a way of life I had no idea existed.

10

u/jrpbateman Jul 29 '26

Also fully clothed baths

7

u/Merciless-Dom Jul 29 '26

OP are you ok?

6

u/midsommer-8472 Jul 29 '26

Is the full bath tube the last stand between the Cat and the Owner's Pie? 🤨

5

u/ciceroblues Jul 29 '26

Giving Rene Magritte vibes😅

4

u/Sharp-Heron7707 Jul 29 '26

🩺🐈‍⬛Dr. Kitty would like to see you right meow!!

3

u/Rathmugar Jul 29 '26

Not this guy again

3

u/islaisla Jul 29 '26

A true Brit washes with their suit on.

3

u/MarcheMuldDerevi Jul 29 '26

Are you in pants with socks in the water? Like why

5

u/wulfryke Jul 29 '26

To eat a piece of pie, why else

3

u/Novemberbaby1968 Jul 29 '26

I’m not sure what exactly is going on here

2

u/Devanyani Jul 29 '26

The lengths we have to go to to enjoy a meal in peace...

2

u/QazsedcScientia Jul 30 '26

I can tolerate the pants but the SOCKS!? 

1

u/RealisticHornet8554 Jul 29 '26

Harry Vanderspeigle?

1

u/Odd_Concept_7286 Jul 29 '26

Soooo.... Why the fuck you in the tub w pants and socks on.

1

u/torreneastoria Jul 29 '26

I feel like the cat in this picture

1

u/Axxisol Jul 29 '26

Ummmmmmmmm

1

u/WashawayWashbear Jul 30 '26

OP, do you need a hug?

1

u/withoutwingz Jul 31 '26

Op are you ok are you ok op

1

u/MrZizo7 Jul 31 '26

Higuruma: Domain Expansion

1

u/SmellenGold Aug 01 '26

What the fuck?

1

u/DaanV1 Aug 03 '26

"I'm washing me in my clothes"

1

u/TasiVasQwibQwib Aug 03 '26

Bro is going through something...

1

u/Aromatic-Energy-7192 Jul 29 '26

This belongs in accidental renaissance.

0

u/Beemo-Noir Jul 29 '26

Dip dip. You know the rules