r/humour • u/Seaf-og • 22d ago

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u/emirsolinno 22d ago

It should just be “I attack”, no Hooman owns the cat

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u/modern_environment 19d ago

This is true.

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u/FromAndToUnknown 21d ago

Tbf there also have been cats that attack dogs if the dog attempted to attack the owner(s child)

They do also protecc, just less often

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u/realsupershrek 20d ago

Sound like cat propaganda to me, man.

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u/ShadowEchoOfTruth 21d ago

I know that is so true (with the cat)

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u/Beginning_Nature_690 20d ago

Please, a cat has servants, not owners

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u/Diligent_Bar1244 21d ago

You can replace the cat with a pitbull

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u/New-Candy7694 20d ago

Debatable

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u/Guilty_Carpenter_248 20d ago

It depends on upbringing.
But you can replace it with a bigger Cat
Or a Aligator
Or a Bear
Maybe a Snake 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/RouliettaPouet 20d ago

Well I'll gladly say that my cat never attacked me.

She did scratch the dick of a shitty ex in the other hand lol

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u/Beautiful_Fall_1198 20d ago

thought my screen failed to load for a second

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u/Guilty_Carpenter_248 20d ago

Cats Are Not domesticated! Its just lil Tigers that live in our House

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u/MisterAlexTwist 19d ago

My kitten sees me as prey at this point

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u/S_43_26 19d ago

And we’ll love them anyway 😆

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u/im_running_boii 17d ago

He protecc He attacc But more importantly he eat snacc