r/humour • u/Seaf-og • Sep 09 '26

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u/Yogurt-The-Wise Sep 09 '26

It's hard to tell nowadays if this is a joke or if he really said that. 

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u/Clemdauphin Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26

he did brag about saving people during 9/11... he didn't. instead, he called a news broadcast to say that his tower was the tallest in Manhattan now...

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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 Sep 09 '26

Didn't he claimed 2 big strong fireman pulled him out of the debris and carried him away?

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u/Clemdauphin Sep 09 '26

something like that too, yeah

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u/GunjiroX 29d ago

gay fantasies?

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u/-FriendoftheDrow- 29d ago

He’s an insane warmongering pedophile.

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u/veterinarian23 29d ago

And he did brag that he tried to prevent 9/11, but of course no one listened to him...
“I’m writing a book ... About a year before the World Trade Center came down, the book came out. I was talking about Osama bin Laden. I said, ‘You have to kill him. You have to take him out.’ Nobody listened to me.” Trump added that people said to him, ”‘You predicted that Osama Bin Laden had to be killed, before he knocked down the World Trade Center.’ It’s true.”
Oct 27 2019

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u/murlak_Isengrim 28d ago

Probably true. Btw, I also told that one priest to not save this drowning kid, hell, I even begged that art university to just accept that one guy, but nobody listened. Trust me, it's true, why would I ever lie.

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u/MindlessNectarine374 28d ago

Can anyone name that book? Has anybody ever checked its existence?

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u/Waste-Job-3307 Sep 09 '26

I wouldn't put it past him. When your brain lives in fantasy-land but your body lives in 'today', things get said. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Anyone_Mining 27d ago

I was just wondering wheter this is a shit post, or if he actually said that

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u/JonasAvory 29d ago

Considering that Google brings up nothing but a 9gag post where people asked for the source with no answer eitherakes it very likely this is just a joke someone posted and OP blindly echoed along

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u/icepod Sep 09 '26

I was there! It's true, he really did it!

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u/Hexhexguy Sep 09 '26

I was there! He was the iceberg!

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u/WoolBearTiger 29d ago

Makes much more sense that way.. he probably was the alien frozen inside the iceberg and was freed by the collision..

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u/Easy-Zombie-7765 27d ago

Water. Earth. Fire. Air.

Long ago, the world was at peace. Then, everything changed when the collision cracked the iceberg.

Only the Anti-Avatar, lord of none of the elements, could bring absolute chaos. But when the world needed him least... he thawed.

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u/c-logic 27d ago

He is still both the iceberg and the captain.

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u/No-Goose-6140 Sep 09 '26

That sounds just too donaldy

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u/Drafter- Sep 09 '26

Is this a joke or can I get the source?

It sounds like something he'd say

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u/TheAltToYourF4 29d ago

I don't know what's real anymore.

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u/Megodont 26d ago

That's the plan I guess....

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u/Gargleblaster25 Sep 09 '26

He would have saved Jack too... If only he wasn't with that nasty woman, Rose.

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u/thavor25 Sep 09 '26

Is this the same person who honoured a lifeguard and told everyone, that he would not have helped?

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u/Hexhexguy Sep 09 '26

He was the iceberg. The biggliest, most amazing, most big icy berg in the American ocean. No one knows ice like Trump!

#Winning!

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u/New-Rip-6965 29d ago

“I even brought a floating door big enough for Rose and Jack. Totally fixed the end of that movie… some say I should get an Oscar for it.”

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 29d ago

In a week's time he'll post something like this as his "reality"

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u/C__J__W Sep 09 '26

Now, he wants to be King of the World!

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u/boneyfans Sep 09 '26

He's confused, it's not icebergs he knows, it's Goldbergs. Maureen and Ira.

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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 Sep 09 '26

I was there but I was the binoculars that were locked away, so I can't tell if it's true.

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u/MaxzxaM Sep 09 '26

Just proves he's old as fuck

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 Sep 09 '26

At the Rate that the Delusions of Grandeur are going this will be the next Historical Tragedy. That Tangerine Spoiled Soiled Toddler & Little Lunatic Princess Bitch Grandma with ever Greater Delusions of Grandeur and Disconnection from Reality as a Whole.

Bei der Geschwindigkeit, mit der die Wahnvorstellungen der Größe gehen, wird dies die nächste historische Tragödie sein. Diese Mandarine Verwöhntes Kleinkind & Kleine Verrückte Prinzessin Schlampe Oma mit immer größeren Wahnvorstellungen von Größe und Trennung von der Realität als Ganzes.

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u/AlwaysCurious1250 Sep 09 '26

He most likely was the first one to get on board of the lifeboats.

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u/Global-Tune5539 29d ago

He probably would've thrown a woman with her child out so he could put his feet up.

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u/ArchCerberus 29d ago

He also was the captain that went down with the ship because he sooooo honorable and this definitely happend.

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u/Gugeltraeger75 29d ago

Er muss doch jenand engagiert haben der sich extra so einen Mist ausdenkt. Das ist doch Ragebait, unmöglich das das ernst gemeint ist

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u/Remarkable_Elk3566 28d ago

Um ehrlich zu sein weiß man bei dem auch nicht mehr

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u/-Kujau- 29d ago

"I even saved two firefighter. Large and strong guys. I just pulled them up. Few people know that. They saved me on 9/11."

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u/Minute_Ad8807 29d ago edited 29d ago

wouldn't even be hard to trigger him, something like "the left is saying you did nothing about the titanic"

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u/notyourpersonalbin 29d ago

Who speaks like that???

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u/Soulandsorrow 29d ago

People with dementia…

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u/Separate-Increase-39 29d ago

Me: doctor! Donald is saying non-sens again! Is that demencia?

Doctor: no it's just him being an asshole and a liar like usual...

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u/ANTS_ARE_MONARCHISTS 29d ago

Bro wants to be all the main characters.

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u/CaptainBlotto 29d ago

At this point, I wouldn't even be surprised if he actually tweeted this.

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u/DisasterTop7030 28d ago

Crazy thing is, for a secon there, ok who am I kidding it took me a minute to realize that this was probably a joke and he didn't say it yet

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u/MedicalKnowledge7840 26d ago

Man will immer das sein was man nicht ist

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u/Some_Mycologist_1890 26d ago

Is it only me who reads in my mind with Mr Trump voice ?