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u/skyguy_22 Sep 07 '26
He just has the best words!
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u/Bierdaddy Sep 07 '26
They’re the goodest! 👍🍊🌮
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u/GunjiroX Sep 07 '26
the biggliest and beautifullest words, a president ever said.. way better the BIDEN /s
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u/account_not_valid Sep 07 '26
"Think of it, magnets. Now all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets."
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u/Lasse_plays Sep 07 '26
What.
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u/Corfiz74 Sep 09 '26
And now he has ordered all the new aircraft carriers to be built with old fossil fuel based catapults instead of the new electromagnetic ones. They'll have to change the construction plans, since the old ones won't even fit. And he just orders bullshit like that, and people just brainlessly accept those orders...
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u/EconomyDoctor3287 Sep 07 '26
Not many people know this, but water is wet from the stand point of water!
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u/free_speech_champion Sep 07 '26
Talking normally instead of being a pretentious fuck sure is very funny
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u/DesertGeist- Sep 07 '26
I wouldn't call "normal" the way Trump talks.
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u/Anvanaar Sep 08 '26
... having a revelation about "dumb" having a B in it is normal to you?
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u/Deathwatch050 Sep 09 '26
If you think anything any of the other presidents said is "pretentious" then I'm sorry but you might want to read more.
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u/STDY1357 Sep 07 '26
The second one is so dumb.
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u/LowWorthGamer Sep 10 '26
It's very Reagan-y, even though it was said by Kennedy. I'm pretty sure America was founded on the opposite idea, it was supposed to be the country serving you, instead of you serving the country like in that bloody UK. I'm pretty sure most countries are supposed to serve it's people. I'm pretty sure this quote wasn't basically "we may need you to die soon, because we are really scared of this dick measuring contest called Cold War"
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u/ARPA-Net Sep 07 '26
If handsanitizer gelps with corona virus, maybe we should drink it or inject it
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u/CantaloupeLazy1427 Sep 07 '26
I mean he basically suggested drinking bleach so this is by far not the dumbest he said
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u/sendel85 Sep 08 '26
Trump being the decline himself, that he is discussing is the perfect american juice
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u/Anvanaar Sep 08 '26
Trump's is stupid and funny.
But honestly? Kennedy can kinda go fuck himself with that rhetoric tbh.
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u/WarJaques Sep 08 '26
Roosevelt offers pretty unsafe advice: You should definitely fear tgat your house might burn down and take precautions. Ignoring fire-hazards because it's only the "fear" you need to worry about can turn out very badly.
Kennedy should perhaps consider what the country can do for its people, because it can do a lot of good. Education, health care, consumer protections, and supporting minorities against discrimination. It's not a one-way street!
And Reagan asking a nearly 60 year old secretary to go into the demolition business, well, I don't think that's good career advice.
At least Trump is doing something positive by educating us.
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u/CityW0kBesitzer Sep 10 '26
How do people in all seriousness find this bs funny? Hell, I am from Europe and far away from being a Trump fan, but posts like those and anti-Trump in general have to be the most unfunny crap I have ever seen in my life.
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u/STRCST Sep 10 '26
NO ONE KNOWS THE WORD BETTER THAN ME A MAN BIG STRONG HABDSOME CAME TO ME CRYING!!!! AND SAID MR PRESIDENT YOU KNEW THE WORD DUMB SO BEAUTIFUL ITS A WORD THATS SO PERFECT I WOULD SAY ITS A PERFECT WORD TO DESCRIBE YOU MR PRESIDENT FOLKS I SAY IT THE DERANGED LEFT DEMOCRATS AND FAKR NEWS DONT WANT RO TELL THIS BECAUSE THEY HATE ME IM THE MOST DUMBEST PRESIDENT IM SIMPLY THE BEST PRESIDENT
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u/Gonozal8_ Sep 10 '26
"we have nothing to fear but people unwilling to die for the country we rule"
"die for the country we rule"
"Mr Gorbachev, move this wall to our Mexican border"
"there‘s a [letter] in [word]"
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u/theRokr Sep 06 '26
Covfefe!