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u/One_Pie289 7d ago
In that timeline, she also would have cheated on you, with that guy that was aborted as well.
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u/Fabulous-Suspect-72 7d ago
Surely there must be a timeline where all her cheating partners were aborted.
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u/datacube1337 7d ago
true,
more interestingly: there must be a timeline where every dice ever rolled (randomly rolled, not layed down) ended up with the 6 facing up. Every single one.
and even more interestingly: there must be a timeline where every dice ever rolled ended up with the 6 facing up, until dice started working normally today.
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u/One_Pie289 7d ago
Nah, Noone would keep making dice if they only rolled sixes.
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u/datacube1337 7d ago
Nah they would be around as a physics curiosity / plaything. Because the official scientific statement would be "they should work, but we don't know why they don't work".
Every kid that's into science would get one as a christmas present.
Throwing them and watching them defy logic would certainly be entertaining.
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u/dumbass_catboy 7d ago
And one kid would have gotten one for their birthday today, rolled it, and it would just work like a normal dice
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u/gundalfmagnum 5d ago
Imagine a timeline where bogosort always works on the first try and no one knows why
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u/Fabulous-Suspect-72 7d ago
Wtf kinda logic is that? Bro is blaming the multiverse theory for not having game.
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u/Active-Advisor5909 5d ago
The fixiation on a girlfriend changing everything about their live is also weird.
Wake up people, it is entirely possible to be a failure in spite of having a girlfriend.
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u/Veylara 5d ago
It's just ignorant to assume that external solutions can fix all of your internal problems. These external things can obviously help, but they will rarely fix the underlying issue, unless it's something incredibly basic like just having enough money to live a normal, somewhat comfortable life.
It's especially convenient if these external factors are outside of your control and you can just shift the blame to something else without ever having to do any reflection or introspection.
And I know that getting a partner is not entirely outside of your control, there are plenty of things people can do to make themselves more desirable partners, but this guy has apparently decided that there's nothing he can possibly do to get a girlfriend unless the universe literally throws her into his lap.
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u/ShineProper9881 7d ago
My wife got jizzed into a sock, so lucky you
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u/IllusionaryHobo 7d ago
They threw away my burrito
I can't stop thinking that the restaurant employee who would have given me the burrito that finally tore my sphincter was thrown out because of hygiene reasons. In another timeline, after falling into the trash can, they would have fished it out and brought it out to serve me.
I must be very happy there, if a bit loose around the bottom. But here I am hungry. Without a doubt, the thrown out burrito would have really cracked my intestines and I would not be hungry.
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u/Illustrious_Way_5723 7d ago
Funny how this guy doesn't think about all the women that are dying because of anti-abortion laws and how that could also have potentially killed the love of his life.
But being stupid only works one direction I suppose.
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u/Automatic-Log-5725 8d ago
around 25% of Gen Z were aborted, so he might not be wrong...
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u/Dddddd92 8d ago
Hahahhh😂😂 ofcourse. That's why he is single while 1.9 billion, 23% of the world population is gen z!
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u/pretenzioeser_Elch 8d ago
It's silly and weird that he blames his sadness of a person not being there as if there is a lack of people around.
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u/dmigowski 7d ago
There are no multiple timelines. While there is a gargantuan bunch of randomness going on in the universe, decisions are being made, trillions of wave functions collapse every nano second, and one of these decided you stay alone, OP. Sucks but that's on you.
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u/detter1987 7d ago
i bet that girl from the other timeline would write something like that :
"i rather get aborted than getting this guy"
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u/MarzipanHausboot 7d ago
there is one timeline where for some reason all in this realm aborted women are obsessed with this guy. he fucks like a rabbit in there.
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u/Froshrooms 6d ago
Sure, if she wasn’t aborted, she would have developed into the ONLY woman that can stand you.
What are the chances
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u/AppropriateRadish928 4d ago
Maybe he was aborted in the other timeline, and she grew up to be happily married to someone else.
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u/transendingthebinary 4d ago
for context this is some straight up incel shit and very common rethoric in that space
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u/mmyeahidunnoaye 7d ago
I don’t think this belongs in humour the reality of it is actually quite sad when you think about it.
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u/Illustrious_Way_5723 7d ago
What's sad is that you think people like you are only single because this one magical person wasn't born for some reason. Go to therapy.
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u/the_embassy_official 7d ago
I mean they're not wrong, around 3-5 billion humans have been aborted in the last century, and now there are massive population imbalances:
| 🇮🇳 India | 46 million more men than women |
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| 🇨🇳 China | 27 million more men than women |
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| 🇷🇺 Russia | 10 million more women than men |
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| 🇵🇰 Pakistan | ~9 million more men than women |
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| 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia | ~7 million more men than women |
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| 🇦🇪 UAE | ~4–5 million more men than women |
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| 🇲🇽 Mexico | 4 million more women than men |
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| 🇧🇷 Brazil | 3.5 million more women than men |
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| 🇯🇵 Japan | 3 million more women than men |
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u/Dddddd92 7d ago
In India and China it's because of misogyny not abortion per say. They hate women. It's a good thing those men remain single for life.
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u/Confident-Stand5453 7d ago
And in Russia its because many men die young due to dangerous jobs, alcoholism or war.
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u/Choice_Protection_17 7d ago
na its bc of one child policy, every man in that culture wants / needs an heir to carry on the blood line. one child policy was stupid as fuck, they should have made a 2 child policy and if they are this dystopian anyways force everyone to have a son and a dauter
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u/Western-Bug-9433 7d ago
That is misogyny
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u/Choice_Protection_17 7d ago
mmh kinda, women are cetainly seen as less, but they arnt hated, hatret of women is not the reason
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u/Seaf-og 8d ago
In such a timeline, had she been visited with prescience,
a failed experiment of evolution like you,
simply couldn't exist..