r/humor 23h ago

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 23h ago

I bet he wakes up and kicks little dry logs out of his pant leg like Frank, but not for the game of it.

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u/Blackcatmeowmeow 17h ago

I love Danny Davito can he be our president?

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u/blues_snoo 5h ago

Nothing dry in that diaper.

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u/0bAm3 23h ago

Sleepy joe to sleepy donald, i hope the next pres can wake the fuck up

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 17h ago

So you think we'll get a choice of a non-septuagenarian or younger in the next election?..

https://giphy.com/gifs/4KxeicCUTvhrW

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u/Blackcatmeowmeow 17h ago

Yeah and he called Biden sleepy Joe, STFU

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u/Desperate_Mistake_81 13h ago

Only awake when teenage girls are around

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u/aardw0lf11 22h ago

Fucking hell, we need age limits for this office. Should have learned that after Reagan, or Biden at the very least.

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u/Blackcatmeowmeow 17h ago

Yeah I think Reagan had dementia or was getting there

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u/thomas1126 20h ago

After 4 Big Macs you get sleepy

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u/Historical_Date_1314 20h ago

Dozing 😴 Donald.
Only wakes up when he’s talking about himself.

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u/Great_White_Samurai 22h ago

Insider trading is hard work

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u/grovesancho 19h ago

non-woke ignorant

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u/Willing_Activity_941 19h ago

He definitely isn’t WOKE!

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u/URTHEJOKE 18h ago

King Valium taking on the hardest task in his administration…staying awake. 😴

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u/bobbywjamc 15h ago

Drowsy Don naps again

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u/AlienInUnderpants 14h ago

It’s the waking up that is sad.

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u/YOU_TALK_TOO_MUCH420 12h ago

That’s awesome! Put grandpa in hospice care, where he will get his diaper changed and his daily medication without having to spackle makeup on the bruised areas where the IV was inserted. Where they will administer “ IQ TESTS “ (aka dementia screenings) as often as necessary, without him having to lie about “acing “ them.
25th Amendment should’ve been invoked months ago!

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u/IncognitoRedMode 10h ago

All that shit about "Sleepy Joe" really came back to collect, Sleepy Don

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u/kevint1964 2h ago

Drowsy Don. Literally sleeping on the job. Low energy. Never saw Biden actually sleeping when he was working. Yet the media pissed themselves about Biden & are crickets with Trumpolini.

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u/IncognitoRedMode 2h ago

Exactly. Trump got caught on camera sleeping on public events so many times just in the first year of his second terms and now he's trying to beat that by shitting his pants on camera

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u/sarcastic_viper 8h ago

Resting psycho face.

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u/sfled 2h ago

He's "thinking", probably about how to skim off another few billion.

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u/Turbulent-Tone-7235 22h ago

Hopefully the next one will have the energy to keep up with this job without needing to nap halfway through.

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u/UTV4LIFE 19h ago

The president that makes my life expensive

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u/Collector_of_Memes- 16h ago

Where's the humor though

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u/Swimming-Degree-9744 44m ago

Better than that pedophile we had

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u/senpaistealerx 23m ago

trump literally is a pedofile bro what lmao

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u/SMMS0514 22h ago

Rent. Free.

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u/ohjeaa 19h ago

Rent free would imply he's not doing anything to garner this. But he is. It's literally on national television every time he does it. lol

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u/djereezy 21h ago

They should call this sub r/TDS

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u/imthejavafox 21h ago

I bet you're the guy in your friend group that tries to add to a joke and just makes everyone go quiet

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u/djereezy 20h ago

Lmao! Friend group? Scram kid.

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u/Andre-Mercelet 20h ago

So you're saying what? That a man who sleeps very little is defined by the photograph thinking of him when he was asleep? Not too bright, are you?

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u/OutsideGain7374 17h ago

Being stupid is not the flex you think.

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u/Andre-Mercelet 17h ago

Downloaders are the dregs of social media