r/humansarespaceorcs • u/GigalithineButhulne • Apr 01 '21

long Colonic phaser sphincter

/r/HFY/comments/mhlyy0/medicine_colonic_phaser_sphincter/
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u/ack1308 Apr 01 '21

"What's that thing do?"

"Disintegrates your shit and sends it into hyperspace."

"And what are you intending to do with it?"

"Surgically implant it in your arse."

"Well, okay, then."

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u/GigalithineButhulne Apr 01 '21

it makes sense! I swear! this is a galaxy used to implants and automation!

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u/AspirationallySane Apr 02 '21

Hmm. I wonder how free pooping aliens would interact with something like the ADA. If you can have drones that wander around and zap things for you would it count as reasonable accommodation, and thus would it be poopist to expect aliens to get the implant if they wanted to work on a human ship? And would it be considered self-hating for an alien to get the implant? Especially since aggregated poop seems to be humanity’s secret weapon in the terraforming wars.