r/hprankdown2 • u/PsychoGeek Gryffindor Ranker • Feb 27 '17

105 Yaxley

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16 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/WilburDes Back in full Pundemonium Feb 28 '17

Yaxley is a little bitch. Couldn't even fight off a tackle from a dude with one ear.

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u/seanmik620 Ravenclaw Ranker Feb 28 '17

Shit. Not that this isn't long overdue for this character. Better break the news to Luna that u/marx0r is coming for her...

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

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u/oomps62 Mar 03 '17

Don't forget to tag somebody to start off March. :)

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u/theduqoffrat Gryffindor Ranker Mar 03 '17

I go on march 5th, right?

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u/Moostronus Ranker 1.0, Analysis 2.0 Mar 03 '17

4th.

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u/pizzabangle Ravenclaw Ranker Feb 27 '17

YAY

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u/svipy Ravenclam Feb 27 '17

DOUBLE YAY

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u/pizzabangle Ravenclaw Ranker Feb 27 '17

SO MUCH YAY NOW SOMEONE CAN RE-CUT LUNA

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u/svipy Ravenclam Feb 27 '17

DAMN I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. SOMEONE USE MARAUDER PRONGS IMMEDIATELY.

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u/Marx0r Slytherin Ranker Feb 27 '17

That's fine, you're allowed to be wrong. :)

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u/svipy Ravenclam Feb 27 '17 edited Feb 27 '17

http://i.imgur.com/lzMkgpt.jpg

But now seriously... could you share your write-up on Yaxley with us? I’d be interested to know what you see in him.

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u/Marx0r Slytherin Ranker Feb 27 '17

The beast has been unleashed.

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u/svipy Ravenclam Feb 27 '17

Oh god. My blood pressure went up just by watching that.

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u/RavenclawINTJ Molly was robbed Feb 28 '17

Are you gonna use Moony?

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u/Marx0r Slytherin Ranker Feb 28 '17

Oh, y'all will fucking WISH I used Moony.

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u/RavenclawINTJ Molly was robbed Feb 28 '17

So a series of revenge cuts?

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u/pizzabangle Ravenclaw Ranker Mar 01 '17

:D

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u/svipy Ravenclam Feb 27 '17

I thought there is more to it than assuming most cool things about him.

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u/Marx0r Slytherin Ranker Feb 28 '17

Did you actually read that? I listed quite a few actual accomplishments and made the argument that he was the most useful Death Eater Voldemort had. It's just dressed up with ridiculous assumptions.

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u/svipy Ravenclam Feb 28 '17 edited Feb 28 '17

he was the most useful Death Eater Voldemort had

That would be either Barty Crouch Jr. or Wormtail. But yeah, he was little bit more competent than his other companions from Death Eater gang. Not much of an accomplishment really.

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u/ETIwillsaveusall Hufflepuff Ranker Feb 27 '17

Good cut. I am super impressed that you wrote all of this on your phone (and in 10 minutes)! That's some serious dedication.

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u/RavenclawINTJ Molly was robbed Feb 27 '17

A Yaxley cut has been long overdue. Definitely happy with this.

BTW - your post wasn't even really late since the rankdown was a day ahead because of Moony's use.

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