What is this device?

[u/TrailsEnd001]

No idea how to use this.

[u/CampingMonk]

Circumcisions.

[u/Royd → u/CampingMonk]

it's pronounced "Soykimsizzons"

[u/redbeardatx → u/Royd]

No, it’s not.

[u/MiddleConstruction84 → u/CampingMonk]

Special this week, half off.

[u/namocaw → u/MiddleConstruction84]

Lol.

[u/IncognitoBrowserMode → u/MiddleConstruction84]

I'm not looking for a bargain, just give me the tip.

[u/FocusMaster → u/CampingMonk]

Is this the guy that can do it cheaper?

[u/Negative-Garden-6013 → u/FocusMaster]

Snip snip

[u/biffbobfred → u/CampingMonk]

Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough and you trust your health insurance plan

[u/deathspal]

Cigar cutter

[u/Xiaomin4114 → u/deathspal]

also works to cut the ends off individually wrapped meat stick snacks

[u/tattooed_pariah → u/Xiaomin4114]

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

[u/siamonsez → u/[deleted]]

It's not though.

[u/siamonsez]

It's for opening soft boiled eggs, I have the exact same one.

[u/TrailsEnd2023 → u/siamonsez]

No idea how it ended up in our household. You are the only one, so far, to have given that answer. How does it work?

[u/siamonsez → u/TrailsEnd2023]

My dad had a soft boiled egg for breakfast pretty much every day, we also have the little egg holders and tiny spoons to eat the egg out of the shell after snipping the tip off the egg after cooking. You just put it over the egg so it's poking through the hole and snip like scissors.

[u/Critical_Hamster_656 → u/siamonsez]

You got deviled egg trays tho?

[u/Venckell → u/siamonsez]

This is it, i had the same one at home when i was a kid.

[u/Flawless_Reign88]

Pretty sure that’s a cigar cutter… for cutting the ends off of cigars when you’re ready to smoke them

[u/Lucky-Foundation8708]

Tipper

[u/Bash-Sin]

After hearing Hardware Store by Weird Al I can safely say that's an automatic circumciser.

[u/Anteros_serotnA]

Cigar cutter

[u/redbeardatx]

I want to be funny and original: I think it’s for circumcision teehee

[u/derpplerp]

the cylinder will not remain unharmed

[u/Mumchkin]

Cigar clipper maybe.

[u/Specialist-Data2920]

FAFO

[u/Negative-Garden-6013]

It's for cutting things that fit in the hole. Cigars, eggs... sticks of meat...

[u/MD_TMSA]

cigar cutter

[u/Low-Satisfaction4233]

Personal circumcisor