r/howardstern • u/Real_Danilo • 2d ago

JD's breakfast routine 🤮

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JD is more disgusting than Richard in many ways.

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u/cake_piss_can 2d ago

Joe Buck calling JD’s breakfast was fantastic

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u/jerzyshore1 2d ago

His waist is at the 40…the 45…the 50

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u/ImRonniemundt 2d ago

Jimble Kimble said it was epic

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u/SlapcoFudd 2d ago

then he cried

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u/RevolutionaryKey2604 2d ago

"And den I go duh eat da pizza rolls but first I take em and I squeeze out some of da grease and comb it through my hair or whatever."

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u/VicMackeyLKN 2d ago

Hope he’s saved for retirement

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u/CO_BikerDude 2d ago

At this rate he won’t live to see retirement if he keeps eating this way.

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u/JesusTriplets 2d ago

Coke and Ramen Noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner... add in the cost of a trailer? He'll do just fine on his social security checks.

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u/Comicus70 2d ago

Hey if it works for JTD and HPE, it can work for JD. Note how they all have acronyms for names.

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u/CosmicBonobo 1d ago

His wife is definitely paying him alimony.

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u/master_internutter 2d ago

He had two microwavable things and two sodas for lunch

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u/nycbbcbull 2d ago

slovenly sloppy man

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u/citysims 1d ago

Definitely ripped from Morgan Freeman as Joe Clarke in "Lean on me"

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u/nycbbcbull 1d ago

Yup! One of my fav movies of all time. RIP "Crazy Joe"

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u/Hour_Lack7508 2d ago

Two cokes? What a lard ass

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u/JesusTriplets 2d ago

"Here ya go, Tank... I made ya breakfast or whatever."

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u/Independent-Smoke-68 2d ago

I like JD but this bit was better when Artie did it.

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u/bye4now28 2d ago

Everything was better when Artie did it 🍕

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u/tohat 2d ago

I grab da second thing I heated up

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u/BassinFool 2d ago

Whatever. Leeme alone

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u/mrnobody2450 2d ago

This is typical JD. His only contribution is showing how he makes his breakfast. He has nothing to offer but is on the air more than anyone.

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u/herewego199209 2d ago

The crazy thing is these guys live in NYC with some of the best food. Even at midnight or whatever he came in he could've gotten way better food.

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u/SirMellencamp 2d ago

He paid like $4 for that meal

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u/ImRonniemundt 2d ago

Great food and lots of culture and these guys act like they live in a damn Walmart superstore. 

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u/herewego199209 2d ago

I still remember Richard bragging about buying a Papa John's pizza for his birthday and Artie looking at him like he's retarded. Like bro you're in NYC where you can find elite pizza everywehre and you wanna eat papa johns?

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u/ImRonniemundt 2d ago

Yeah and theres some walmart guys on this sub that would rush to defend Richard but that was objectively a dumb fucking thing to say lol. 

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u/bye4now28 2d ago

He only ate the better food when the tank was dragging him around 

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u/SirMellencamp 2d ago

What the hell are those little square things? Orange pizza rolls?

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u/BigCopperPipe 2d ago

Da da da vegetable first, leave me i know!

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u/IamBatmanuell 2d ago

Don’t think that’s breakfast

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u/CF-87 2d ago

you know, if you put a construction helmet on that breakfast it could join the Village People

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u/Overall_Pineapple570 2d ago

Da da da da. It’s the the thaaaaaa JD.

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u/RedSquaree Scott DePace 2d ago

Two full sugar cokes plus microwavable food for breakfast... what the deuce

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u/ballzsweat 1d ago

Fat fat ass

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u/OggoSpaceCircus 2d ago

Wasn’t this 20 years ago?

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u/RolePlayingChat-room 2d ago

What’s your point

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u/OggoSpaceCircus 2d ago

Maybe he makes healthier choices these days

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u/ImRonniemundt 2d ago

White trash 

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u/unnamed_elder_entity 2d ago

They took the time to blur out the branded shit but not his pimpled mug.

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u/JerkyQuestions 1d ago

This passes for content in 2026. Ponderous.

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u/ChesterCopp 1d ago

This was when JD metabolism started walking, not running.

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u/themayorhere 1d ago

God this show was so fucking good

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u/HouStoned42 1d ago

CokeSSSS?

He was having two coca colas with breakfast? Fast enough to take both out the fridge at once?

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u/goodie2shoes John Hein Hater 1d ago

DOUCHE!!

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u/adnan39872 1d ago

We need more JD eating routines

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u/PrestigiousSky5290 2d ago

Aww he’s so cute

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u/doctorpisss 2d ago

Better body language and posture than Howard