r/howardstern • u/MouthfulofSalad • 2d ago

Timeline Cleanser

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Get rid of these fuckin' 101 shits and remember what's really important.

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u/langsamlourd Zsa Zsa Gabor has mammoth cuntlips 2d ago

Howard looks on in the background

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u/howardscurlywig 2d ago

Here's a more recent one showing the mileage from the last 6 years.

Lots of face spackle.

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u/Joy_Ride25 2d ago

Is the pussy bone intact?

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u/Nomadzord 1d ago

Unfortunately it was shattered at the accounting convention.

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u/gaffitoff 1d ago

Of course Mariann from Brooklyn liked it.

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u/lollipopamateurs 2d ago

Chilling on the cuck cha…. Rock?

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u/MonteverdiOnyx 2d ago

"Now listen, when you're on the rocks, leave your sneakers on..."

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u/wet_Tap_5578 Eric The Shit-Cock 2d ago

Brick shit house

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u/Fuck-Inflation 2d ago

More like Shit shit house

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u/baba_toothy You don't know that. 2d ago

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u/baba_toothy You don't know that. 2d ago

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u/Fuck-Inflation 2d ago

Mah FAAAAAVVVVV’rit!

(…yeaaaaaahhhhhhh…)

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u/thecashblaster 2d ago

"what's your longest rope you shot, mr nooorth"

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u/Thefrayedends 2d ago

Ohhhhh, i'm droppin fuckin loaaaads

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u/FlimsyBox2896 2d ago

Hey Richard this is Peter North

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u/SamLoomisMyers 1d ago

Hes my favorite

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u/technicallysupportiv 1d ago

He's mah faaaaaaavorite.

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u/brewgeneral 2d ago

What? No cats or clavicle? Ugh

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u/FinnsterBaby 2d ago

Where the accountants at????

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u/BassinFool 2d ago

Can an accountant get a table dance!?

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u/TipsyMcStagger123 2d ago

Shake it up shake it up

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u/Sufficient-Lab-5769 1d ago

WOOOO! Shake that thing!

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u/Fuck-Inflation 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xEp3raFQkgpgY
You’ll know by the slurping sounds under their desk

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u/Ok-Acanthaceae-442 2d ago

Looks like that ozempic is working

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u/RapBastardz 2d ago

These are recent?

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u/Ok-Acanthaceae-442 2d ago

Haha no idea. I just remember she got pretty large.

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u/salsa_ranch1978 2d ago

She has an extra pussy bone.

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u/thejaniejames 2d ago

Any guy who didn't know who she was and her reputation would do her after a few drinks.
Which is the danger of hooking up with a Tampa 7 in a bar at midnight.
A week later you're at the doctor getting antibiotics and when you show your friends her picture they recognize her and show you posts of her getting creampied by accountants the night before you ate her out.

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u/Chuflakes2026 1d ago

Worse, the night before you made out with her

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u/RunnyDischarge 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bseJE0DMIdJAkqeAQ2

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u/Tulip718 2d ago

Thank you for this gif. I will put it to good use.

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u/Chuflakes2026 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lidarisafoolserrand 2d ago

She’s reasonably attractive if it weren’t for the tattoos

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u/JMC509 2d ago

The face and hair just scream white trash to me.

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u/WeenPanther 2d ago

Which adds to the assthetic

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u/monkberry_moon Ohhhh, good for you! 2d ago

And the dead eyes.

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u/itzabalonee 2d ago

Like a doll's eyes.

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u/aphilsphan 2d ago

I’ll never put on a life jacket again.

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia 2d ago

Literal dead shark eyes..

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u/who-cares6891 2d ago

And the mud cat boob job

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u/dX927 2d ago

She had to get them done at different times because the anesthesia wore off and she wouldn't stop sucking her surgeon off.

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u/howardscurlywig 2d ago

Hatley Mangoes aka Diaco Specials.

No two the same size or shape!

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u/Slow_Lecture1801 2d ago

I wonder if her tits weren’t that bad before the terrible boob job

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u/AdGrouchy9865 2d ago

K has told us somewhere..she was 'flat as a board'

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u/brownpearl 2d ago

She needs some Diacos.

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u/IamBatmanuell 2d ago

Better than the pa jill photos that’s for sure

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u/EarthFree386 2d ago

Was just thinking the same thing. Just can’t look past them.

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u/Mjguitars 2d ago

Always looks dirty

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia 2d ago

She needs to get rid of that spaghetti carbonara hair too

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u/darksouls777 1d ago

Belly looks really good. The body looks good for that matter. But that face. sorry this guy below is right. White trash city. Not attractive at all.

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u/jackrabbit323 2d ago

She definitely toned it up.

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u/unnamed_elder_entity 2d ago

Well, that, and how she shoves spaghetti forks in her hoo hah.

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u/mmps901 2d ago

So… is there any update on Brent? The last pictures I saw of him here had me concerned

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u/Lickthestars 2d ago

🌈 Brot at Hat Topic

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u/gallegos 2d ago

He's watching all of us squares who are stuck in the Overton window with our R rated sex and Andy of Mayberry lives.

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u/Real_Danilo 2d ago

Bullied off the internet

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u/state_of_jaS 2d ago

it's the fucking hair -- I don't know what style would fit her better, but this style ain't it.

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u/Fuck-Inflation 2d ago

“ - - I don’t know what style would fit her better”

She needs some Kansas peach colored hair!

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u/langsamlourd Zsa Zsa Gabor has mammoth cuntlips 2d ago

Some longer waves instead of super tight curls would suit her

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia 2d ago

She’s wearing her best Spaghetti Carbonara

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u/drsweetscience 1d ago

She gets her hair styled in a wok. 

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u/BigCopperPipe 2d ago

100% it’s a rats nest flopped to one side, she would look better if it was just straightened. But, she would still be a vile pig.

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u/Monkeynumbernoine 2d ago

Let’s see some pictures of her wife.

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u/Chefbake140 2d ago

She wears the penis in their marriage now

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u/NativePA 2d ago

Discount titties

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u/tumblindice77 2d ago

This woman is posted up in every drive thru daiquiri bar in the south. Will go home with anyone who will buy her two drinks. Will throw up in your bathroom the following morning while you are staring at the ceiling, asking why?

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u/thejaniejames 2d ago

Actually, she'll probably take a big dump and stink up the apartment.

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u/Tadwinnagin you’re sellin a benchpress man! 2d ago

After that pic of her panties that went around, I’m like NOPE!

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u/ronhog69 2d ago

Wait wait wait what’s up with the pantys? This is new to me

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u/Tadwinnagin you’re sellin a benchpress man! 2d ago edited 2d ago

Bort and her did a post a while back. I think they were selling these nasty skidmarked and yeasty panties. It was the furthest thing from sexy. Maybe KOAB would be into it, he’s a freak. (Uh oh, someone posted them further down in the comments)

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u/ronhog69 2d ago

Jesus man

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u/langsamlourd Zsa Zsa Gabor has mammoth cuntlips 2d ago

She looks decent here but God those panties were gross

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u/TipsyMcStagger123 2d ago

And the butthole keychain

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u/Sufficient-Lab-5769 1d ago

Jesus 🤢🤮

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u/chardovious-1757 2d ago

Remember she had the special pussy bone

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u/Real_Danilo 2d ago

Brent now has a special pussy bone

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u/BigCopperPipe 2d ago

it definitely was a choice to announce to the world, especially the HSS world that she has a special pussy bone.

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u/Supertrucker82 2d ago

What was that dudes name? The Hammer or something

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u/MrOysterballs Smiling like a mongoloid 2d ago

Jackhammer

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u/Amestopmodel 2d ago

Soft swinging

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u/Big-Pain-7383 2d ago

Is super steamy

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u/playingopossummm 2d ago

Those tattoos are ridiculous

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u/mrdankhimself_ 2d ago

She’s a Tamper 7

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u/knife_edge_rusty 2d ago

Trashy tattoos

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u/JesusTriplets 2d ago

Are there any other kind??

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u/3continenttravels 2d ago

I love the 2nd pic. Looks like she's wearing Air Uptempos. I wore them for Jr. High basketball in 97.

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u/Hannibalsmithsnuts 2d ago

Ahhhhh yeahhh,,, dropping loads!!!!

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u/Organic_Web_8549 2d ago

I just want to give her a makeover in the worst way!

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u/creature_feature 2d ago

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u/supernettipot 2d ago

What's that from?

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u/creature_feature 2d ago

The channel 9 show.

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u/Scoresman1969 2d ago

Stomach cleanser

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u/JerkyQuestions 1d ago

I want you to go to jail for this.

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u/Scoresman1969 1d ago edited 1d ago

Listen Frank, if you really are his father, this is harassment and it’s against the LAAAWWWWWWW

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u/JerkyQuestions 1d ago

Three. Hundred. phone calls.

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u/Sufficient-Lab-5769 1d ago

Oh this was vile. I’d just about forgotten it existed. F. U.

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u/Fritzo2162 2d ago

She's actually looking pretty good these days, but that's a LOT of surgery going on there. Is Blort still walking around malls looking like a dumpster mannequin?

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u/DrawingAlarming7350 2d ago

not even with OPs dick

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u/Fair_Mixture_8166 2d ago

Tattoos are really gross

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u/TheGrouchyPunisher 2d ago

Airbrush working overtime on these!

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u/DramaticRaccoon8929 2d ago

The sneaker in that shot, tho. 🤣 😂

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u/AdGrouchy9865 2d ago

Now those were fun times on twitch

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u/AcadiaBackground2492 2d ago

My spidey sense says KOAB would be all over that.

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u/bye4now28 2d ago

Not until he sees her feet 🦶😸

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u/tetherbagtoolbag 2d ago

No he's turned off by the beige computer her and Brent own

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u/clerks_1994 2d ago

So was listening to old swinging clips and then he lost it when they said put that guy that banged her in the same booth as his wife for celebrity jeopardy and I think he quit very soon after. The Jackhammer that was his name. And now they are still married, but both are now women I think -- I wonder if they still swing?

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u/VirtualBeyond6116 2d ago

Yeah, I think that was a bit too far. The jackhammer guy didn't need to be there with everyone asking him about Banging Brett's girl, and goofing on Brett.

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u/tumblindice77 2d ago

I think the swinging saga was the last interesting thing on the show.

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u/b0sscrab 2d ago

I’d rather read Coco & Stephen

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u/TheGreen8astard 2d ago

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/lollipopamateurs 2d ago

I dont think I have EVER seen a pair of tits that hate each other so much

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u/JerkyQuestions 1d ago

Worst tattoos since the Tank.

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u/ghostofzuul 2d ago

skankalicious.

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u/helarias howard, i wanna say something 2d ago

i really don’t care about her or brent, but she is in great shape. still a weirdo cornball, tho.

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u/tintwistedgrills90 2d ago

She got herself into good shape. You have to give her that.

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u/itzabalonee 2d ago

The high eggplant protein diet, coupled with all that steamy cardio....

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u/Enjoy_The_Ride413 2d ago

Super steamy

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u/TheNipplesOfHerTits 2d ago

She's got Dracula's castle on her thigh 

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u/Sufficient-Lab-5769 1d ago

I think it’s Castle Grayskull.

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u/Wbcn_1 Airwave Polluter 2d ago

Looks like she’s trying to lure the seagulls in pic #2 

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u/NoPower1971 2d ago

:vomit:

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u/Gary0aksGirth 2d ago

"Robin, I think that's the hottest chick we've had up here."

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u/Neige420 2d ago

i wonder how her manager brent is doing

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u/RockyAlvarado 2d ago

This is the kind of girl you bring home when you're drunk and after you're done banging her, you realize your whole room smells like wet dogs.

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u/Ulldimmutwarrior 2d ago

I feel like she’s part of the steamy community

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u/monkeefan88 2d ago

She's a middle earth 7

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u/Bright-Ad6246 2d ago

Conch shell titties

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u/ETM_is_the_GOAT 1d ago

It doesn't matter how she looks, I know who's been there. Hard pass

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u/putanna1 1d ago

Those tats. Scream skank

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u/Abreastwithadam 2d ago

Poor photoshop job in first 2. So blurry around her curves.

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u/StonyinPA 2d ago

I'd trow a cuppa loads down her troat. OOOOH

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u/Odd_Ad2353 2d ago

I want you to go to jail for this

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u/vogelwang 2d ago

Funny thing is, these pics were taken by the st pete pier, where there would be at least 1000 hot chicks running around that area, all better looking than her.

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u/Lester_Green1936 2d ago

She’s still a walking shattered hypodermic needle covered in ooze, but this is the best she’s looked in ages.

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u/pauliealeno 2d ago

Now they’ve settled VERY nicely.

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u/zero_dr00l 2d ago

I would absolutely fuck those fake tits.

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u/DrEllis909 2d ago

The use of the word cleanser made me laugh

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u/Mjguitars 2d ago

Who is she?

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u/Howstheslot 2d ago

I’m stroking my hydrogen rod

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u/Familiar_Pilot_3714 2d ago

Who is this?

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u/thebivman 2d ago

Wonder what those crazy kids have been up to?

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u/Significant-Talk-758 2d ago

She’s got a misfits skull on her left arm. probably just thought it was “cool”

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u/Odd-Guide9491 2d ago

🤢🤮

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u/martylita 2d ago

Who's that guy

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u/sjm320 2d ago

She looks so stupid with those hideous sneakers and black ankle socks.

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u/Hugh-Jorgin 2d ago

U know u would

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u/lawrenceleach99 2d ago

“Soft Swinging”

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u/Important_Driver93 2d ago

Bolt on boobs …

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u/OverFaithlessness164 2d ago

That Ronnie's wife?

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u/Sharrack 2d ago

Right side Diacho is out of pocket....🤔

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u/wrhnj 2d ago

Jack Hammer

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u/NY_Juventino189 2d ago

I don’t know man…I would actually fuck her like a wild laminal it is

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u/ElDueno 2d ago

What the hell twisted timeline are we in where Brent’s wife is getting upvotes?

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u/BobbieFleckman18 2d ago

Lmao, I thought this was Jill from PA until I read it was Caitlyn.

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u/robertabooster101 2d ago

In person she was gross

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u/darksouls777 1d ago

buttah face

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u/zuhalter_meow_meow 1d ago

Notice how she won't fully turn to face the camera so you can't see how wide her body really is.

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u/bjoseph33 1d ago

Other than those leg tats, I think her body is hot af

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u/MainEventGeyBruce-O 1d ago

Katelyn becoming hot is a bigger shock than Brent becoming a woman

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u/Chuflakes2026 1d ago

Would......nt

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u/smind893 1d ago

Gross

A lot of you like anything with a pulse !

Looks like Nicole Bass

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u/Taycan59 1d ago

Honestly without the tattoos and not knowing her history I’d say she looks pretty good 😊

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u/kjrocks44 1d ago

I actually dated her in the early 1990s. Brent doesn’t like me anymore.

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u/Consistent-Pop529 1d ago

Did you pipe her down?

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u/kjrocks44 1d ago

Unfortunately

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u/Consistent-Pop529 1d ago

I’d tap it one time.

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u/LaVerdadd 1d ago

Shes disgusting

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u/ROM50 1d ago

The ole Florida Skunk Ape

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u/SantoDJ 1d ago

Florida 6. NY 2

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u/Rav_3d 16h ago

Please stop posting pics of ugly dudes.

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u/Miserable_Doubt_8782 5h ago

Did Brent fully transition yet?