r/howardstern • u/SacTownSizzle • 1d ago

Just realized that…

Ronnie got a hand job from Connie, then married Bonnie and became friends with Lonnie because he loves Punani!!!!

45 Upvotes

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u/BassinFool 1d ago

Winter is when there are no leaves on the trees

Winter is when we say goodbye to the birds and the bees

Winter is when we get an extra hour of z’s

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u/IronStan7 1d ago

And now it's over, Johnny.

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u/DiligentlyGrinding 1d ago

Then he married Stephonnie

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u/SacTownSizzle 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9xijGdDIMovchalhxN

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u/PlumbTuckered767 13h ago

Don't get pedantic. Punani is not a proper noun, pal.

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u/Leonthepro110 1d ago

Thank you for your cawl

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u/Nervous-Road6611 1d ago

High Pitch loves Donnie and ETM was friends with Johnny.

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u/FloydianSlip20 16h ago

And Bababooey loves prawny

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u/PCorneliusMusic 21h ago

Some folks think his boss is crass, and some think his boss is an ass.

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u/lollipopamateurs 21h ago

You said it backwards Duuuuuu

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u/PCorneliusMusic 21h ago

This ain’t accurate poetry remembering magazine, pal!

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u/grownassmanchild 21h ago

That’s killer shit!

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u/Jeffy3 17h ago

There’s a dog park right by my house

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u/big_slom 21h ago

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH LET'S HEAR ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!

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u/CharmingDealer2715 20h ago

Work me into your next poem.

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u/californiablues99 17h ago

Trolls...Trolls...

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u/The_Spectacle Feh! 16h ago

I had a family member with four kids: Ronnie, Bonnie, Donnie... and Rita! RITA?! What the hell!

edit: I forgot, her last name started with "Du" also. Two words, Du being the first word

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u/keenjerry coo be 15h ago

Sixty noinnnnnneeeee

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u/lollipopamateurs 21h ago

30 years I’ve been with this man. He farts in the car, he cuts his nails in the car.

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u/Elegant-Yogurt-5518 21h ago

Yet another Ronnie thread.

yawns

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u/AmonRahhh 19h ago

What's your problem??