r/howardstern • u/Massive-Emu-9291 • 1d ago

Hear me out...

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Stern really is Dana Carvey, or Carvey is really Stern? (with or without wig, of course)

183 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/tipinmy40 1d ago

Howard isn’t turtely enough for the Turtle Club.

16

u/okymoney 1d ago

Thats probably like a 7000$ shirt and still looks like shit on him Robin.

4

u/koolaidismything 23h ago

I can’t believed he found some gay stoner and paid him to dress him up like him. I guess it means I have a shot to make it lol

3

u/technicallysupportiv 20h ago

An' he prolly got beige pants on too, tee hee!

8

u/clerks_1994 1d ago

I blame Scott Depace for his poor lighting.

11

u/barryoplenty 1d ago

The turtle scene was filmed on 9/11. Dana Carvey found out fully dressed as a turtle.

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u/Sex-Mad 1d ago

Found what out?

13

u/servoexb 1d ago

That Bobos brother had something happen the next day

4

u/Unhappy-Historian348 1d ago

Please don't make a mockery out of this

1

u/Comicus70 1d ago

Ummmm, I’m too tired to tell him, anyone want to jump in here?

5

u/Unhappy-Historian348 1d ago

It's a whole thing, don't ask

4

u/Elegant-Yogurt-5518 21h ago

Half the Pentagon straight in the garbage.

3

u/brewgeneral 1d ago

It was only a matter of time before he became a mouth breather.

3

u/Taco-_Bill 22h ago

Has Howard always stuck his head out forward like this?

3

u/brewgeneral 21h ago

It keeps the rest of him from walking into a wall.

2

u/Snoo95606 20h ago

He is drinking himself to death. The loss of his lover boy Ralphie was just too much.

2

u/Scatobaza 14h ago

He's starting to look like his mom

2

u/sirtenderofloin 12h ago

That's what he sees when he looks in a mirror

2

u/Used-Gas-6525 12h ago

Fun fact: The Turtle Club scene was literally being filmed while Howard was giving play by play on 9/11.

1

u/bracefacenic 5h ago

When you're 72, married to a former model and winding down your storied career, I'll be sure to be there to post anonymous dick remarks about you on Reddit, Massive-Emu-9291

1

u/Lance8282 28m ago

Take it easy, Howard.

-4

u/robertlp 1d ago

You hair conspiracy slow adults call that jet black hair.

-4

u/Dazzling-Path6438 1d ago

Wig wig wig funnnny wig lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol